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Earlier today, Kelly posted a video about a new workout program that she was sure would help us all get into swimsuit shape this summer. Well that was earlier today. This is NOW! Get out of here with your V.I.G. Lifestyle, you disgusting slobs. These days, it’s all about Horsebic. What’s Horsebic? Oh you have got to be kidding me! It’s only the most exciting new exercise trend out of Finland, developed by a professional sweatpants owner. The basic premise of Horsebic is simple: you get together with some other uglies in a gym and run around…like you’re riding a horse? But then sometimes you THROW STUFFED ANIMAL HORSES AROUND IN A CIRCLE? You know, exercise?! What’s the problem, can you not understand me with all the sauce in your ears? GIDDY UP, YOU SLOBS!
Horsebic, you guys. It’s OUR generation’s V.I.G. Lifestyle.
Very good exercise routine. If anything, it might be TOO healthy? (Thanks for the tip, Chris.)
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Horsebic: It’s the Workout you’ll stick to like Glue.
I don’t believe in God, but sometimes I like to think he’s up there all “Ha, what the fuck are you guys doing”
If you’re pretend horseback riding shouldn’t you wear riding boots and whatnot and not aerobics clothes, that’s what I wear when I pretend horseback ride
This sure looks p(h)ony.
Yeah It’s New, But Already, Someone is doing it wrong
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OOOHHHH! HorseBIC! Right…
Ohhhhh! Horse-BIC! I thought they said…nevermind.
Horsebicing is what you do when you want the fun of riding a horse without the threat of horse herpes.
You make fun, but this is a big step up from the previous Finnish exercise craze, Catbic. All Catbic consisted of was moving around the house every half hour to find a sunny spot to lay in.
Hey wow! I have an exercise program!
That’s why horses have the best abs.
Also good for large outdoor events.
Yikes. Sir Bedivere has been spending some extra time at the Round (Dinner) Table.
Knights of the Round Table Pizza
Do you keep your Horsebic in a Horsebic pen? Get it? Bic Pen?
Grandpa, get off my computer!
These guys know what’s up:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mx6sOdHGgYg
Whoops, I’m so sorry everyone, apparently I randomly selected number nine of a ten part series. Common mistake, feel free to check out the uploader’s channel to indulge in that an also the seventeen part Derby Day collection.
Really, though, is this any dumber than shoes, pants, and shirts that “work you out just by walking?”
Yes, definitely, but still, those are dumb too.
That was equine a pun.
(high five!)
“Don’t worry, R2. I know that was supposed to be a reply to my pen joke.” – FLW
Oddly enough I did.
anyone here play virtua tennis? that’s definitely music from virtua tennis
My apologies:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WCxzX1KSYc
I thought Horsebic was the language Arabian horses speak..
Disappointing. I was really hoping one of the workouts would be pretending to eat a horse’s heart. That is the kind of exercise that would help me in my life while preparing to rule as the Khaleesi.
A Khal who cannot ride a pretend horse is no Khal.
Fucking whorse
That’s so 10 minutes ago. NOW the kids like to stay fit with stick Horsebic.
Oh man how i love to see fit gymnast girls sweating it out hard and feeling the pain, which is why this video does nothing for me.
This country never fails to make me feel proud of being Finnish.