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I feel like that guy’s body hair isn’t even really his. Like he just rolled in a big pile of hair and he’s naturally very sticky.
Are we sure this isn’t just a mashup of every ridiculous awards acceptance speech being recited by Garrison Keillor?
So it turns out perfume is an anime, and he is not just really into things that smell pretty.
Perfume is a j-pop group actually.
Yeah, it’s from Japan. It would only be classified as anime if it were from China.
GUYS, Asian Culture Club doesn’t meet for another hour. Please find somebody else’s homeroom to hang out in until then, some of us are busy trying to finish our frog dissections.
Eau, brother.
Yikes- at least he’s not developing your photos circa 2002
“No, Officer, I was just telling the boy he would smell nice with some perfume on! Honest!”
I’m worried about Bryan Cranston, you guys.
Why does he keep looking to the left? Is his shoulder hair advancing on his face constantly?
What is A-Chan? Guys I’m a scare
I think that’s what’s called a manga.
WAIT HIS NAME IS SO KILLER!??!????!
(1:03) “This is So Killer, This is So Killer”
Here’s how you can help: http://www.redcross.org.
It’s going to be sad when he learns Perfume City was referring to this:
You just know his house smells like an odd combination of old moth balls and ham.
Ah, fuck. I was trying to upvote and accidentally downvoted.
“Please put a shirt on.” – Perfume City
Gabe, last time I remember you posting a video of some shirtless old guy on youtube I remember it all went down a nightmarish path. I can never unsee that dog chewing his belly button or him singing “Pretty Woman.” *shivers*
Didn’t he turn out to be a registered sex offender too?
True story: I used to babysit for a cop’s kid and so he used to give me safety tips, like carry around this illegal police mace! and check out the sex offender registry for your college town. Anyway, there was one really scary looking guy that we found on the registry that lived right by my college apartment. My roommates and I would print out pictures of him and hide them around the apartment or change each other’s computer backgrounds to his mugshot. College kids, so funny!
Anyway, I lived across from a gas station and one Saturday night before finals, I got thirsty for a big gulp. I went to the gas station and guess who was there, standing in line, talking to the attendant. Scary picture guy! It was by far the most terrifying moment of my life.
tl;dr point is that you should be cautious when you check out your city’s sex offender registry because you may actually run into one of them (hopefully in a non-criminal way).
Maybe I am dense, but I do not know what looking at a sex offender registry would even accomplish. Like, I feel like I am already doing my best not to be raped by people? I don’t know if I can commit any more hours to being not that.
ALSO something I have always wondered: when you’re looking at the registry, are you able to differentiate between who is on there for doing bad stuff, vs. who is there for peeing against a wall in public or for having sex with their 15-year-old partner when they were 18?
Because if they are all lumped on there together, I would find that even less helpful! As opposed to before, where I merely found it not helpful at all.
Some have indicators that make them seem more dangerous than others. For example, they distinguish offenders that have harmed children under the age of 12. Also, if a registered offender hasn’t given their current location/is MIA, they have a red flag. But you’re right, it’s hard to know the actual crime that caused them to end up on the registry.
edarem! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wdmSL2-Ock
I feel like we (we = all humankind on Earth) will look back fondly on these past few weeks as the time when most of the legendary silences were broken. And we will celebrate, like the Ewoks, or something.
Clearly, this man’s excitement is matched only by that of Perfume City themselves:
Whoa, Perfume City is a band? I watched the whole video legitimately thinking he was excited about an online store.
ok, wait, i know this dude is super weird, like, SUPER weird. i KNOW.
but i actually sort of like perfume. i got their CD in japan last year and thought it was bizarre / awesome / super japanese-y.
also, the dude from capsule produces their music, who is an amazing producer and writer!
ok! sorry! yeah this guy is top of the creeps! put a shirt on!
I knew when Perfume Bro posted this today and I put it on my blog he would take it down. This one was too classic. THANKFULLY I SAVED THE VIDEO TO MY HARD DRIVE… BRB!!!!
Please. Share.
UPLOADED!!! PERFUME BRO, YOU ARE BACK ON THE INTERNET!!! http://jakefogelnest.com/post/6776300350
Original file has been transported to the trusted people at Videogum, Inc.
As he says, “Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! AHHHHHH!! Oh Man oh man oh man this is a new high for me”.
Thank you!!! This still isn’t as good as the old guy singing “Pretty Woman” guy AKA edarem, though. But it’s something.