We will never forget you, Salsa Dog, and you will live on forever in our hearts until those hearts stop beating and your memory, like everything else, is relegated to the dustbin of herstory. But get out of the way, Salsa Dog, it’s El Willy’s turn now. Down, boy. (Thanks for the tip, Sean.)
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Damn, I can SEE why they named him El Willy
Dance a salsa, invent the Cotton Gin. Is there anything this dog can’t do?
He looks so sad but he’s a great dancer, am I watching Toddlers and Tiaras, I assume that’s what Toddlers and Tiaras is like, I am not a child molester
His ability to dance through the trauma that has led to his sadness is not unlike that of Slurms McKenzie, who’s brave yet tragic final dance allowed the Futurama crew to escape. Party on, contest winners.
El Willy is the Pace Picante sauce to Salsa Dog’s New York City drivel.
I was always convinced that those commercials originally ended with the cowboys telling the guy with New York City salso a fag.
Salso is a cool new kind of salsa, you probably haven’t heard of it. I read about it on Pitchfork.
What’s a Pitchfork? I have never heard of this thing.
Ugh, who let this Everyman in here?
Too bad it totally rips off the Salsi of the 80s. I’m into Tomato Wave.
For those of you who don’t habla Espanol, “El Willy” is Spanish for “The Willy”.