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I don’t know who this person is. Her name is Trisha, though, and she also goes by the name Grindhouse Barbie, and I don’t want to look any deeper into who she is right now because you know why. I just don’t. Don’t you do it either. I have a good feeling that it will be NSFY. Not safe for you. In this (safe for you) vlog she gives her opinion on Star Wars after watching half of it on Spike TV, because she had an ex-boyfriend who broke up with her because she hadn’t seen it, and he said that she was dumb because of that. Trisha, you are not dumb (because of that)! Your ex-boyfriend sounds like a jerk! Also, what’s with your voice and face? Also, you are exactly right about everything you have to say about Star Wars!
The thing is, it’s easy to sound stupid when you’re talking about Star Wars and you don’t know a lot about Star Wars, because Star Wars is stupid. “Big gold robot,” “little post office box thing,” and “big fuzzy bear” are accurate descriptions. And it is very confusing that it is the first movie but it is actually the fourth movie! Or the fourth movie but actually the first movie! I don’t even know how to phrase it! Also, “I know there’s like a million Star Wars movies, I heard there was like 20 or something.” TOO TRUE. So, in conclusion, this person is exactly right about everything, she is very smart, and the Droid phone was definitely named that because of how C-3PO is a droid.
No one has to vlog a review of Star Wars anymore, Grindhouse Barbie nailed it. (Thanks for the tip, Dusky Panther.)
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She’s not getting married today? Shocked. So shocked.
I also want the fuzzy bear to live with me, the gold robot would probably be an annoying roommate
But so useful if you went traveling in another country where you didn’t speak the language…
Look, this comes from a place of supreme bitterness, but Trisha? Darling? Watching and understanding and even LOVING Star Wars is not a turn on to the male populace no matter WHAT they say.
Gonna go curl up in my Tauntuan sleeping bag and watch that one movie with the guy in the dark helmet.
Spaceballs?
G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra
This can really be done to anything if you think about it. What’s Batman? A guy who holds a grudge for his entire lifetime uses his dead parents fortune to exceed modern technology (withholding said technology from the world, mind you) and wear a cape to fight clinically insane escapees, all while maintaining a multi-billion dollar international company and a man-about-town reputation. Also, he is best friends with an old man (his butler) and a teenage boy (a RANDOM teenage boy).
I have the feeling he didn’t break up with her over her Star Wars ignorance.
I’m not going to watch this because I don’t think it can top the IRL LOL I had from that preview still alone. High fives, all around Trisha; go see a Star War.
“because Star Wars is stupid”
and here I thought I liked you Kelly. and here I thought I liked you.
I gotta be me, man. I gotta be me.
That’s a very good point, Kelly, and even though I am a big Star Wars fan, I don’t think you’re horrible for not liking Star Wars. Trisha, on the other hand, is another story. I’m not sure how far I got into her video before I HAD TO SHUT IT DOWN. I don’t recall ever having to stop reading your blog posts, even this one. lol
I’m not sure why I’m such a fan. Perhaps it’s because I had two older brothers who absolutely adored the original three movies and I was such a wee lass at the time and wanted to belong. Or maybe because Princess Leia was such a fine role model for me. She was a princess and she fired laser guns. I’m not sure.
At any rate, I’m almost certain that having watched the movies does not qualify you for high intelligence. And judging by this video, it certainly doesn’t make you more attractive either. IMHO
This is me explaining how basketball works.
You can’t win, Kelly. If you strike my Star Wars love down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine. — Frank Lloyd Wan
“I’d just as soon kiss a Wookie.” — Kelly, in my head-canon
Ok, who wants to guess what I think of her opinion on Star Wars? There’s an upvote in it for you!
Do you find her lack of compelling argument disturbing? I do!
Alternate comment: These aren’t the youtubes you’re looking for.
To her boyfriend: You came in that thing? You’re braver than I thought.
Pretty good, kid. Now don’t get cocky.
I thought her opinion stank … on the outside.
Get in there, you big furry oaf! I don’t care what you smell!
You know, between her howling and blasting everything Star Wars in sight, it’s a wonder the blogosphere doesn’t know she’s here.
So you’re saying she’s single, right?
Guys, I’m worried about Kristen Chenoweth.
Which makes me, if my calculations are correct, literally the last person that hasn’t seen Star Wars.
Nope. I still haven’t.
Please don’t murder me, internet friends. (Note to the cops: if I’m murdered, it was my internet friends re: Star Wars.)
WHAT?! Then no Pizza Day Friday for you then!
But…but I want some pizza.
Oh Baby, I have failed you. I HAVE FAILED YOU.
Actually, one of my friends went to dinner with her dad and George Lucas, but didn’t know who George Lucas was other than “some director” and didn’t even bother to get his autograph. To this day, she still has never seen Star Wars.
This story makes me so head-burstingly angry/frustrated/jealous.
My best friend hasn’t seen them. And at this point in time, I’m not sure how that is even possible. How have you never seen one of them? I mean, I understand if you don’t like them (well, no, I don’t. But whatever), but how is it even possible to not have seen them. Aren’t you at least curious what the entire internet is talking about?
Not necessarily YOU, Pam. Just “you” in the sense of people who haven’t seen them.
I think the worst part is I’ve seen all three new films, just not the original trilogy.
Actually I think that might explain it right there.
If she knew anything about Star Wars, she would realize that many of the truths we cling to depend greatly on our point of view.
Paraphrase of my actual high school yearbook quote.
is she a hoarder? i think she’s a hoarder.
Don’t go to her house…
IT’S A TRAP!
If Narnia were a Nashville whore house, she would be the White Witch.
Ya’ll want some Turkish Skoal?
She could just drone Alderaan all day about this, and yet most nerds would Endor it because they think she’s Hoth.
I bet she has a lower back Tattooine.
And she’s super tan from her trip to the Korriban, a truly Kashyyyk vacation destination, everyone always seems to go there. They serve a lot of Mon Calamari there since the waters are heavily inhabited by squid.
Oh, look at you with the Extended universe references. You beat R2 and I, so Bespin a rose on your nose.
As usual, FLW, you win.
The weird thing is, by the end of that I actually started to like her. WHY DID THAT HAPPEN I’M NOT SUPPOSED TO LIKE PEOPLE LIKE THIS!
I didn’t know Jaime Pressly and Pamela Anderson had a lovechild!
White robots? That’s racist?! I don’t know! fart noise.
Stella? you really let yourself go!
-Ted Mosby
Aren’t Star Wars fanatics usually home on Saturday nights, unmarried, lonely, on the internet, and without friends too?
Good thing she was dressed as a bride, because it’s about time we marry a couple stereotypes and move on, don’t you think?
Too close to home, cake. TOO CLOSE TO HOME!
I don’t understand. Why would someone be lonely when they have the INTERNET?
This girl could teach her something- http://vimeo.com/2809991
Sorry, but this is the best Star Wars rehash:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBM854BTGL0
You are right. That was the best.
Ah! This is Trisha from Who Wants to be a Superhero, yes? AKA Ms. Limelight? I met her a few years back at Motor City Comicon (or however you spell it), and at the time she claimed to have auditioned for the role of Harley Quinn (prior to Heath’s unfortunate passing). So, yeah, this could well have been Nolan’s Harley Quinn…If you care about that sort of thing?
I am so sorry, I am sure her thoughts on Star Wars are very enlightening and deep and otherwise intelligent but I can not get through this video. I made it through about 20 seconds and had to turn it off before my head exploded. Did anyone actually get through it? Who is following her on Youtube and why? I am at a loss. Please explain
I knew I recognized her from something significant:
http://video.adultswim.com/tim-and-eric-awesome-show-great-job/man-with-a-plan.html?cid=vplayer_tim-and-eric-awesome-show-great-job_man-with-a-plan
Goodness gracious (as my mom would say). For so many, many reasons.
The best part is that she refers to the droids as ‘little animals’, but thinks her phone was named after them. That there is some deep airhead meta-irony.
Also, she unknowingly predicted Spaceballs (which she probably hasn’t seen?) when referring to Darth Vader.
I also like the guy in the Dark Helmet: