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We haven’t had a BNPG in a little while, so what better time than on a glorious (meh) summer day to get together with friends and just have FUN! Can we have class outside today, ma’am? Bring your own blanket to sit on! This one really took off on Twitter yesterday. It should be pretty obvious how to play. (It should also be pretty obvious how NOT to play. Don’t be disgusting, ladies.) Just in case it isn’t obvious ENOUGH, though, here are some very good examples:
Little Man Tate
Good Hair
Gone In 60 Seconds
21 Grams
The Bone Collector
Haha. You get it. Penises! Gross! Movies Fun! Sorry! Play! No homo!
SIDENOTE: The photo associated with this post features Morgan Freeman as President Beck in the movie Deep Impact. Hello? Deep Impact?! Penises?! I just didn’t want anyone to miss out on my hilarious Deep Impact joke. DEEP IMPACT.
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Dumbo
I Am Legend
The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly
UP!
Fight Club
Gladiator
Clueless
Drive Angry
The Pianist
The Happening
A History of Violence
O Brother, Where Art Thou?
(I’ve got erectile dysfunction)
Eight Men Out
Super 8
9 Dead Gay Guys
Driving Miss Daisy
The Iron Giant
sigh sorry wicway, that’s what I get for not refreshing my browser before posting
There Will Be Blood (sorry)
Hell On the Pacific
The Dark Knight
Dick
Bicentennial Man #nohomo
The Talented Mr. Ripley
Cries and Whispers
A Very Long Engagement
The Thin Red Line
The Firm
The Diving Bell and the Butterfly
Paths of Glory
Yesterday I tweeted “You Will Meet A Tall Dark Stranger” and “Bio-Dome” and am now posting them here.
The Color Purple
Kissing Jessica Stein
Red Riding Hood
Fake and gay – The Youtube Movie
Little Miss Sunshine
Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives
Eat, Pray, Love
It
The Last Temptation of Christ
Now, Voyager
American Splendor
Unnecessary Roughness
Night Moves
Absolute Power
-Hackman titles only, folks
Broken Arrow
Something to Talk About
Winter’s Bone
The Thing
IT
High and Low
Real Women Have Curves (To The Left)(?)
Boomerang
Not Without My Daughter
The Nutty Professor
The Toy
For Colored Girls.
The Man who Wasn’t There
Jawbreaker
The Little Engine That Could
Private Parts
The Big Red One
Swingblade
The Godfather, Part II (it was the longest one)
Look whose talking now
The Untouchables.
IM SAVING MYSELF
The Firm
The Iron Giant
Stroker Ace
A River Runs Through It
Jurassic Park
Don’t Tell Mom the Babysitter’s Dead
Black Snake Moan
Harry and the Hendersons
Slumdog Millionaire
Dick Tracy
(layup)
While You Were Sleeping
The Mexican
IDIOCRACY.
I straight killed the game with this which etymologically (“rule by dumb”) describes the relation of every man ever to his member.
Then @RuPaul whips out TUCK EVERLASTING.
SHUT IT DOWN.
8 mile
In Her Shoes
The Green Mile
Never Been Kissed :’(
A Walk to Remember
The Fighter
Black Beauty
Shaft
Top Gun
The Dirty Dozen
Ew.
Predator
13 going on 30
say anything
down periscope
grandma’s boy
north
monster squad
wild hearts can’t be broken
unbreakable
The Manchurian Candidate
Menace II Society
K-19: The Widowmaker
No Country For Old Men
Ironweed.
Third eye blind (AKA My third eye make your face blind) – it’s a porno. I made it up.