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We haven’t had a BNPG in a little while, so what better time than on a glorious (meh) summer day to get together with friends and just have FUN! Can we have class outside today, ma’am? Bring your own blanket to sit on! This one really took off on Twitter yesterday. It should be pretty obvious how to play. (It should also be pretty obvious how NOT to play. Don’t be disgusting, ladies.) Just in case it isn’t obvious ENOUGH, though, here are some very good examples:
Little Man Tate
Good Hair
Gone In 60 Seconds
21 Grams
The Bone Collector
Haha. You get it. Penises! Gross! Movies Fun! Sorry! Play! No homo!
SIDENOTE: The photo associated with this post features Morgan Freeman as President Beck in the movie Deep Impact. Hello? Deep Impact?! Penises?! I just didn’t want anyone to miss out on my hilarious Deep Impact joke. DEEP IMPACT.
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It Could Happen to You
Somewhere
Nothing But Trouble
XXX
Cloudy With A Chance of Meatballs
National Treasure
National Treasure: Book of Secrets
Breakin’
In & Out
For Your Consideration
Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit
Wait, yuck
Stripes
I Know What You Did Last Summer
The Human Centipede
The Fallen
Or, if you’re lucky: Up.
Alone in the dark
Pretty In Pink was one of my favs on twitter. Wish I could take credit.
The Professional
The Long Goodbye
Stranger Than Fiction
8 Heads in a Duffle Bag
Baby Genius(es)
My Sister’s Keeper
Le gross but also le hilarious. Much upvotes.
Excalibur
The Shooter
I Am Legend
I’m Not There.
A Hard Days Night
Lord of the Rings
#ChetHaze
Does anyone else find it strange the Chet Haze used a movie his dad was in to describe his penis?
The Big Lebowski
Coneheads
Winter’s Bone
(“Too easy!” – Max Stone)
The Man Who Came At Dinner
Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner
Miss Congeniality #vagina
Sideways
Kindergarten Cop
(eww eww eww sorry guys)
8 1/2
8 MM
8 Mile
Super 8
District 9
Sophie’s Choice
Hard Eight
You’ve Got Mail!
The Color Purple #tips
Dirty Harry, but I won’t say why
Orgazmo (Am I doing this right?)
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0014972/
The Great Dictator
Monsieur Verdoux (I’m not French, but he is)
Blow
Fast and Furious
Home Alone
Home Alone 2
Crooklyn
Enough
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0030845/
Free Willy
A Night at the Opera
The Phantom Menace
8 1/2
Nine
300
Se7en
*sigh* I’ll learn to read one day.
Bedknobs and Broomsticks
Short Cuts
The Jerk
The Lonely Guy
Mary Poppins
(Oh, its a VERY jolly holiday with you, Bert
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Tropic Thunder
High Noon
Babette’s Feast
The Whole Nine Yards
The Whole Ten Yards
(Your move, DSN)
The Longest Yard
(In your facetaco!)
Stomp The Yard
(checkmate)
Ouch. My pride…
Stomping your longest yard would hurt more than your pride, presumably.
The Magnificent Seven
What’s Eating Gilbert Grape
Big Fish
There Will Be Blood
Hot Rod
Gone in 60 Seconds
Gah… Who reads what Gabe writes anyway?
(It’s me, I do, just not in this instance…)
Dunston Checks In
That Thing You Do
You’re “simply the best”, facetaco.
Better than all the rest?
Better than anyone I ever met.
Ooh, you’re stuck on my heart?
(We can keep going, I know every damn word to that song, whether I like it or not)
Go ahead–you know I hang on every word you say.
Tomb Raider
Womb Raider. Nailed it.
Hot Fuzz
Parent Trap
I’m afraid to find out what Netflix would suggest if I add this bad boy to my queue:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0243977/
My Giant
The Iron Giant
Ghostbusters.
I have actually had to listen to a guy making an extremely labored case for why ghostbusting is a euphemism for ejaculating. This case was made before his band launched into the Ghostbusters theme song complete with freestyle rap interlude.
that’s terrible. now i am kind of sorry i even mentioned that movie.
It’s not gay if the streams don’t cross.
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
Short Circuit
Must Love Dogs
Big Trouble In Little China
The Two Towers
Eight Heads in a Duffel Bag
It’s Complicated
Missing
(I’m assuming one doesn’t need an actual penis to play.)
Snatch
What Women Want
Howard’s End
Supersize Me
The Fountain
Almost Famous
Big Top Pee-wee
Dr. Doolittle
Monsters, Inc.
Up
Wanted
Johnson Family Reunion
Cremaster 1
This will never get the upvotes it deserves.
It is an amazing comment. This should be in the Monster’s Balls #topical
Missed opportunity: Cremaster 3 is the longest.
As Good as it Gets
the Punisher
Jeremiah Johnson
The Sixth Sense
Inception