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Whoa. It’s barely even 10AM and already we have the headline of the day! That’s a wrap! Break for lunch! Other things you shout when the work is done! The headline of the day comes from the Hollywood Reporter, along with the actual story:
Entourage executive producer Doug Ellin has reached out Anthony Weiner to play himself on the show. Though the request went out before Weiner resigned from office Tuesday, don’t count on seeing him on the eighth and final season this summer. Asked what response he has gotten from Weiner, Ellin just says, “Nothing.”
Ellin has a reputation for going for hot topic guest stars — he pursued Charlie Sheen for a possible guest slot last season but never heard back.
Cool. Can we all agree that entertainment news is the best? So interesting and fun. This is basically a story about a guy who cannot get anyone to return his phone calls? Neat! The Hollywood Reporter should do a front page story about my Tweets to Frieda Pinto. I think she’s really pretty! She’s never written me back for whatever reason, but she’s famous, so there you go: NEWZ. I do hope Anthony Weiner, currently reeling from the SEXTing scandal that ended his otherwise brilliant and full-of-potential political career, which itself was rooted in some very poor decision making skills, continues the Whoops Streak with an appearance on one of the worst shows in the history of television. “Turtle, pull the campaign bus around, we’re going to the Playboy Space Station!”
Oh, also this:
Apparently, Ellin is also scouting New York locations for his new HBO series 40, with Ed Burns, shooting in September, which Ellin refers to as “the educated Entourage.”
Hahahha. Yesssssss! Can’t wait. Quick question, though: what does “the educated Entourage” mean? Because Entourage is VERY stupid, so you can’t just say that something is the opposite of that and have us understand what you meant. “He’s like a stupid Albert Einstein.” What? Is it going to be a group of tenured professors arguing over whose turn it is to buy weed and who has to fuck the fat one? Or is it literally the same group of characters except this time they all have their GEDs and Johnny Drama knows how to read? The educated Entourage. Oh man.
“Just what I needed.” – The World
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Careful Gabe. Do you even know how many schools “40″ went to?
It’s funny how so much entertainment reporting resembles idle, half-bored elevator chit-chat.
I am good at replies.
They’re still doing entourage?
No. Stop with Anthony Weiner. He’s resigned, that means it’s over. I don’t want to hear the name ever again. YOU HEAR ME, MEDIA?
The whole thing is just kind of depressing. Both the stupid decision and the country’s hypocritical fascination with it.
Well, I HAVE heard Wieners described as frightened Turtles before.
I have a feeling Entourage + White People’s Problems = 40. So they argue about who gets to accuse the house cleaner of stealing?
The educated Entourage has already been done:
Wait, what? How did Bulldog get in there? He was minor supporting, at best.
I was just going to say the same thing! I thought, “Wait, who’s that guy on the end? I don’t recognize… wait, was that the shock jock they had? What the hell is he doing in there? What was his name… Benny? Barry? B- b… BULLDOG! That’s it!… How do I know so much about Frasier?”
The real question is, how do you know so much about Frasier, and yet you still don’t know what to do with that tossed salad and scrambled eggs?
I got way into Frasier re-runs last summer. It is seriously hilarious. Plus, it’s a good excuse to post one of my favorite gifs:
Got waaaay into reruns?
http://gawker.com/5812973/kelsey-grammer-gets-hacked-sends-mass-email-that-his-ex+wife-smells-like-beef-jerky
And now Weiner can begin his descent into Jerry Springer style infamy! Remember when that guy was a full-of-potential politician who tanked his whole career with some seriously bad decisions?
“Thanks Doug, but I’ve already done pictures with dicks. It didn’t work out so well.” -Weiner
ari and anthony weiner as former hebrew school pals. gay jokes. cut to scene of drinking at a rooftop bar. first vince was going to do a movie and then he wasn’t but now he is. cut to a gay joke at lloyd’s expense. ENTOURAGE.
Wait, Lloyd is gay?!
You forgot the part where they sit in a hot tub and drink Budweisers… otherwise, sir, you’ve got yourself a spec script.
I hope they’ll make him do a wacky weed joke that leads into a penis joke.
“Stop bogarting the joint, Weiner! Man, you’re the wurst!” – Turtle
“I can’t do comedy” – Jarvis Cockblocker.
Man, if only I’d paid attention to your name, I wouldn’t have spent the last 90 seconds or so trying to figure out if Entourage really has a character named Jarvis Cockblocker.
SPOILER ALERT: Nope.
What shows could have?
I’m thinking Two And A Half Men and The Killing.
Pretty sure Wacky Races had a CARL Cockblocker.
You’re thinking of Peter “Blue Balls” Perfect.