When you’re out on a mountaintop with your friends and your friend is standing downslope from you and you have a frisbee, it’s probably hard not to get a little carried away when you throw that frisbee and it looks like it’s going super far because also there’s no way you aren’t high right now, which is fine, but I’m just saying that that might have something to do with how you’re perceiving the feat you think you’ve accomplished and maybe when you upload the video to YouTube it’s possible that not everyone who watches it is going to be similarly high or similarly into frisbees and maybe they won’t be as impressed with how long the frisbee travelled, even if it is kind of long, just because first of all it doesn’t look so impressive and second of all it’s the internet and I’m sure there are countless very long frisbee throws all over the place in here, so maybe let’s not get carried away with ourselves:

Then again I cannot even throw a frisbee to the person standing directly next to me, so good job, guy. That is a pretty far throw. You are the captain please pick me for you Ultimate Frisbee team but also can I sit all the games and practices out I think I have tendonitis, also I’ll have to sit out the games at my own home because I can’t think of anything more boring than frisbee, I do want to be on a winning team though, please invite me to the after party, ok goodnight. (Via Reddit.)

Comments (44)
  1. This video completely threw me.

  2. Someone press pause, I need to grab my Zapper.

    • In fact, let’s get yesterday’s fastest shooter in the world out here. Even if he misses, at least that goddamn dog doesn’t pop up like when he’s hunting ducks.

  3. That guy’s going to have his own line of Birkenstocks in no time.

  4. Call me when they hook a camera up to the frisbee, hoola-hoop style. I want to EXPERIENCE the longest frisbee throw and I KNOW we have the technology to trump this balderdash.

  5. Coincidentally, his father just broke the record for the most consecutive days of calling his son and asking if he got a job yet.

  6. Just wait til you see how high he can kick a hacky sack.

  7. “Could that throw fris-bee any longer?” -Bandler Ching

  8. To be fair, dude only thinks its the longest through ever from that one spot.

  9. It’s just…just ::chokes backs tears::…so goddamn beautiful!

  10. No, no, Kelly, this is the LONGESET frissbee throw ever. As in, a set of longes. Which, as you know, are long ropes used work a horse in a circle. So there.

  11. That just looks like some good clean fun. I’m not gonna hate.

  12. I like to think that this is the first, vague evidence that Hurley joined an Ultimate league and lost a bunch of weight by catching a frisbee at the bottom of a hill and runni- IT JUST LOOKS LIKE A SKINNY HURLEY OK!?

  13. i cant believe chubs caught that shit.

  14. College.

  15. Can we just leave ulty-friz alone guys? It’s so fun.

    • It is! I started my high school team and then I moved to Vermont, so clearly, I am pro-frisbee, but my response to cakeordeath still stands.

  16. Longeset

  17. How much you wanna bet I can throw this frisbee over them mountains?

  18. The music at the end of the video was so triumphant! It made me believe that anything is possible! He accomplished his goal: throwing the longest frisbee throw…. EVER! That song makes me believe that now I can accomplish my goal: not going to work hungover every morning and reading Videogum all day long.

  19. followed immediately by the longest bongo jam session… EVER.

  20. Let’s see what this guy’s got.

  21. as someone from Tennessee, this fills my Volunteer heart with pride. said heart is also clogged by eating too much bbq pork shoulder.

  22. Aeropostale…i think you have your Tobey Maguire

  23. Well thank God they played it back in slow-mo, way too much going on there to process it in real time.

  24. No joke. I once saw a duck in sailor suit throw a frisbee so far he ended up hitting himself in the back of the head.

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