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Birdie is a very real dog, with very real advice.
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YES. YES. YES.
TWSS
You know how to cut to the core of me Dr. Birdie. You’re so wise. You’re like a miniature Buddha, covered with hair.
Birdie should have a meteoric rise in popularity after a stellar Chicago broadcast news career and then after 25 years of hosting a talk show, have her own network.
Take a walk, Birdie. (Into my HEART!)
I love you, Dr. Birdie. You’re totally worth the exorbitant out of pocket expense that I have to pay since my crappy insurance doesn’t cover dog counselors.
I just gave her a stick and a biscuit and she seemed okay with that
Wait — What was she doing with all the money I gave her???? WAS SHE PEEING ON IT???????
She invested it in a 401 Canine
O, I laffed. Verily, I laffed. Forsooth.
I am very really glad that this very real advice column by a very real dog is very real.
My favourite bit was Birdie’s answer to Noah whilst having his neck massaged by Gabe. It really foregrounded the importance of trust in a relationship without mentioning it forthright.
Why do people keep thinking Birdie is a boy? Is it her propensity towards wearing blue?
Damn! Too mesmerised by the cute neck massaging!
Its Science: Dogs are Boys, Cats are Girls
List of good doctors:
Dr. Birdie
Dr. Katz
Dr. Carter
Dr. Mario
Dr. Swithoutborders
Dr. Spaceman
Dr. Bombay
Dr. Acula
Dr. Pepper
Dr. Dre
Dr. Scholls
Dr. J
Dr. Doom
Dr. Strange
Dr. Strange actually has a doctorate. He was a surgeon before he suffered debilitating hand injuries and turned to the mystic arts.
Dr. Doom dropped out of college because of that accursed Reed Richards!
I like how my mother, my midwife, and Birdie all give the same advice, take a walk.
Lately, I’ve been really, really wanting a dog. This video did little to stop that.
Also this was the best.
Are you able to get one? Because dogs are so great. I have been thinking about getting a second one and I browse dogs on petfinder for entirely too long and I want them all because they’re so cute and I just know they’re listening to Sarah McLauchlan and waiting for me to love them, oh no.
I don’t understand why I got downvoted for that. I am not upset about it, just confused.
Another proud graduate of the University of Phoenix’s doctorate program.
*dogtorate program
**dogtorate pawgram
***dogpawwoof pawdog
… too far?
Don’t knock University of Phoenix. When you don’t have thumbs, filling out the online forms can be really “ruff”.
SOOO GOOOD!!
Dear Dr. Birdie,
I’m in love with another human’s dog who has her own advice column on this blog whose JPEGs I’m constantly downloading. What should I do?
- squidsquad
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I was very glad to see this immediately after returning home from a walk.
SAME. walks are the best.
I was glad to see this after a nice 45 minute nap as a passenger in my mom’s car.
I was sort of worried that Birdie might not take this seriously–she’s young, she just got her degree, her tweets are lighthearted. But she really got to the heart of these issues. Joke’s on us.
Fear of mange keeps me up at night. Can you help me, Doc?
Dear Doc Bird:
– Unless I personally thank him someday which, as you can image, I have seriously considered). I then made a statement urging others to consider foreskin donation if they have their own children. Sadly, and not surprisingly, I was met with much of the stigma that my friends in the donation recipient community have experienced. I was called “gross” and my comments were downvoted – severely and savagely.
Lately, I have taken some flack in this community for comments I made regarding a foreskin skin graft I received several years ago for my elbow; made possible by the generosity of 2 wonderful parents (and, I guess their son – but he’ll probably never know
Dr. Bird – do you have any advice or thoughts to help with this continuing problem?
Peace.
- Tilla.
Turdnuts – I just saw I was supposed to send this to the email. If you get this ^^^ post and my email Dr. Bird, please don’t penislize me. I just wanted to make sure you got this.
Peace.
- Tilla.
I love Birdie!
Yay, Birdie!! What good advice, Birdie! You’re a good girl.
Yay, Vince Guaraldi Peanuts music! You’re a good man, Gabe.