• Darren Aronofsky wants Christian Bale to play the 600-year-old lead in his $130 million dollar movie. Big numbers! -Vulture
  • An interview with Sean Astin about his upcoming role voicing everyone’s favorite Ninja Turtle, Raphael, in the new Ninja Turtles movie. -EW
  • Teen television stars of the ’90s: Where are they now? Spoiler: Nowhere. :( -ONTD
  • Exciting possible ice cream news alert concerning “Schweddy Balls.” -Warming Glow
  • Jesse Eisenberg helps you guys stay positive out there. -Funny or Die
  • A scene breakdown of one of your fave flicks, Cool As Ice. OMG, you were just talking about how much you liked Cool As Ice. -FilmDrunk
  • Keenan lip synching Ke$ha, because Keenan is alive, and that’s what Keenan does when he is alive. -Celebuzz
  • Jon Benjamin Has A Van premieres on Comedy Central tonight and here is a New York Times article about it. Oh, cool! -NYTimes
  • Justin Timberlake smokes w33d and can do whatever he wants. Ever! In the world! -The Superficial
  • Just when we’ve cooled down a little from our movie club, here are some Super 8 easter eggs. -Slash Film
  • Gwyneth Paltrow thinks you are fat probably, but also she loves you! -Gawker
  • “I’m not a doctor but I play a bad one on TV, get me a scarple.” -The guys in this bad TV doctors list.  -UGO
  • Stephen Fry wearing a Care Bear mask. I mean, GUESS who’s wearing a Care Bare mask. Did you guess? It’s Stephen Fry! -Dlisted
  • The best Not-Really-Speilberg Speilberg movies, and how he influenced cinema as a director and commercial force. -Salon
  • A guy comes to work in an Iron Man costume and thinks he’s sooo special. -TheDailyWhat
Comments (20)
  1. Finally, I know what the love of my young life, Old Pete, is up to! (film electritioning sounds more entertaining than my job for sure. Hear that, Old Pete! Lets run away together and electrician the shit out of stuff!)

  2. That’s no mask, Stephen Fry actually has a giant foam care bear head but would not get any jobs with it, so he got a human mask

  3. The teen stars from the 90s made me think of David Lascher (Ted in “Hey Dude”), which made me look him up on IMDB, which led to this discovery – “Hey Dude” is out on DVD July 19th!!!

  4. This will be my entry into the Friday GIF dance party, every Friday:

  5. So hugh manatee was actually Gwyneth? That explains the harsh words towards Videogum.

  6. “What’s going on there is that i eat my Crisco instead of slather it on my legs” replied the intern in a perfect world.

  7. This photo of Christian Bale as a 600-year-old was just leaked, guys!

    • “It’s not easy building an ark for 75 years, cramming into it with my family and every animal ever made (‘cept dinos!) and having God destroy my planet with water killing everyone I’ve ever known, and also being green”

  8. I remember also reading about Gwyneth Paltrow forcing her friend Mario SomeChef (sorry guys, I do not remember or especially care about his last name, but you probably know who I mean and if not it’s kind of not important anyway) to lose weight, and RIDICULOUS ALERT: Telling Scarlett Johansson to lose weight while they were filming Iron Man 2.

    1) Yikes. How anorexic do you have to be to be anorexic on behalf of other people?
    2) Pretty sure ScarJo knows a hell of a lot more about looking extremely sexy than you Gwyneth, so what are you even talking about? I only read what Gwyneth said and not Scarlett’s response, but I hope it was just “Bitch, please. Look at this.” and then gesturing at her own amazingly hot body.

    • PS I want to say, I am not just saying Gwyneth is anorexic because she is a very thin celebrity. I know they’re not all anorexic and that lots of people are just naturally skinny & are healthy that way, I just think that if you are super skinny and also demand everyone around you to be super skinny as well then maybe there is something to look into there.

  9. Justin Timberlake is so cool and unique for smoking weed. He is definitely the only person who does it.

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