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Some dude in Florida has written a screenplay for a Ferris Bueller squeakuel and is talking to everybody like it’s a done deal. He’s probably pretty important. OUR generation’s Frank Darabont.
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Keep in mind though, this is the same guy who said producers of Two and Half Men were in negotiations to bring him back. I’m mean, he was only in Bueller for ONE SCENE! They make a sequel all about you, guy!
Wow, I should have proofread that.
Here’s a recap: I’m trying to make a joke about how funny it would be if Charlie Sheen was the guy trying to option this screenplay. Cuz he’s out of work. And he was in Ferris Bueller.
Now, guys. Let’s not be to snidey. I’m sure it’s extremely good and very close to becoming a real movie.
I think my slashfic where Jeannie Bueller and Sloane Peterson are a lesbian couple will be the true Ferris Bueller sequel
That sounds like a masterpiece. sloane peterson is like, the love of my life. “Hey cameron, you comfortable back there?” “Hi sloane. no” she’s like every good friend’s girlfriend that you would totally date if only you could without making your good friend hate you forever.
Didn’t that star Ally Sheedy and wasn’t it called “High Art”?
Sloane would be too aloof for Jeannie. Jeannie would need pretty constant reassurance and Sloane would disappear for 6 hours and come back and say “Oh, I decided to go to the movies. Did I forget to tell you?” like it was nothing at all.
It would end badly.
Best idea since the idea that referring to sliced bread as a really good idea was thought up.
On a more pertinent note: Does anybody want to talk about Game of Thrones?
You mean like how it’s awesome? Yes. Yes I do.
Couldn’t sleep last night due to the events of last night. I kind of don’t want to continue because I don’t think my weary heart can handle the emotional roller coaster.
But hey, as Rascal Flatts once said, “Life is a highway”
WELL SHAKE IT UP BABY NOW (AGAIN!)! TWIST AND SHOUT (AGAIN!)! TWIST AND SHOUT (AGAIN!)! COME ON, COME ON, COME ON, COME ON BABY NOW (AGAIN!)! COME ON AND WORK IT ON OUT (AGAIN!) WORK IT ON OUT (AGAIN!)! YOU KNOW YOU LOOK SO GOOD (AGAIN!)! LOOK SO GOOD (AGAIN!)! YOU KNOW YOU GOT ME GOING NOW JUST LIKE YOU KNEW YOU WOULD (AGAIN!)!
WOOOOOO (AGAIN)!
SECOND day off? Two days off sounds like a vacation to me.
Tommy Wiseau is our generation’s Frank Darabont, thankyouverymuch.
You know how at the beginning he say’s “This is my ninth sick day this semester. If I wanna go for ten I’m gonna have to cough up a lung, so I better make this one count.” I think the sequel should be that Ferris Bueller actually does cough up a lung, because he has ebola. Then everyone come’s and cries at his bed and it’s very sad and then he dies in the end but then it turns out that there was no ferris bueller and it’s all in cameron’s mind and it symbolizes the death of his childhood and the american dream. Y’know, just to change it up. Or he could take a day off in Thailand, whichever works.
This story is very very old.
http://blog.moviefone.com/2007/08/22/could-a-ferris-bueller-sequel-be-on-the-way/
“Ferris Bueller’s Day Off From Being Married to a Horse Face” by Seth “Flintstones” McFarlane