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Some of us don’t have microwaves because our kitchens are too small. Very true story, very sad story, very cold everything all the time. But for those of us who do have microwaves: Have I got a video for YOU. Do you ever put something in the microwave and set it for what you think is an appropriate amount of time, and then the microwave dings and it’s not as hot as you would’ve liked it? So you have to put it back in again? And your life is RUINED? Well, maybe it would’ve been hotter if you put it in a different place! Which place, you ask? Well, spoiler alert, not the middle! Spoiler alert again, anywhere but right in the middle!
“Ooohhhhhhhhhh.” I didn’t listen to anything he said, to be honest. I was just waiting to hear where I’m supposed to put things in the microwave. Something about beams? Carousels? Math? Did they talk about math? (Via ViralViralVideos.)
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He left his mouth open for a looooooooong time after that Tea Kettle joke. If only we could have a gif of that…
This is just a few seconds of it, but it’s the few seconds where you see his face change from sheer joy to pure terror.
Wait Kelly you have no room in your kitchen for a microwave? Microwaves are fairly small, do you even have a kitchen or just a mini fridge and a table? I am very concerned
There’s no room for the microwave due to her four walls of convection ovens.
that does explain why the middle of the plate/hotpocket is always colder, but I always assumed it was because it was insulated against the heat by virtue of being the inside of whatever I’m heating up.
Can he figure out how to microwave pizza without making the crust soggy? That’s why the toaster oven is so much better.
Pro tip: Heat up your pizza in a pan on the stove. So good.
and throw a fried egg on it!
ALSO, while you’ve got the pan out: Make pancakes, but just before you flip to the other side, crack an egg underneath it, the land the pancake on top of the egg. That’s how you get a pankegg.
Paula Dean takes out a pen and paper
Um excuse me, Mr Space News, how do you cover that in butter?
Things I’ve overheard Paula Deen say on her show (because I don’t WATCH the show, it’s just kind of on):
“I like buttermilk better than regular whole milk.” Because OF COURSE you do.
“You know, whole milk, that watery crap for heath freaks.” – Paula Deen
is that real? it sounds amazing. what do you mean under? like next to it, then flip it on top? if you put powder sugar on it can you call it a pan powder keg?
Fondue, when you go flip the pancake, pick it up, crack the egg open onto the pan, then place the pancake batter side down on top of the cracked egg. It’s magical!
I like how they modified this microwave to hell, but didn’t actually explain how microwaves work.
Why doesn’t that thing have foil on it that works for me all the time.
Can someone please explain now how I can microwave a Hot Pocket to a level somewhere between Ice Cube and Lava?
Ice Cube Hot Pocket is crazy as fuck
Microwave on medium for 40 seconds at a time w/ 40 second breaks between heating. Your HotPocket will be perfect & ready next Tuesday.
My kitchen is also too small for a microwave but Doritos and beer don’t really need to be warmed up so it’s all good.
They do if you’re planning to make them into a soup.
Haha, nerds.
Do you have a stove? Because it blew my mind when I realized I could just reheat leftovers in a pan with a little bit of olive oil, and it’s better (taste/even heat) than microwaving too (mostly pasta and other Italian food, but I eat a lot of that).
My future just flashed before my eyes.
That looks like way too much food “for one” (but not nearly enough wine).
dont need to watch this. i learned how to use a microwave from Harry Hard-On.
Woah I just watched that last night, nice.
Kelly, I feel a deep spiritual connection to you and your lack of microwave. Fact: Pizza Rolls are kindof not worth the wait to bake them in a conventional oven. Not that I have ever eaten frozen pizza rolls in a fit of petulant pique, mind you. That is just a silly idea.
Is that the guy from the “chickens don’t move their head” video? I think that’s the guy from the “chickens don’t move their head” video.
I actually really liked this. I mean, they could have explained how microwaves work a bit more (at all), but I like a guy making youtube videos about “how stuff works” and the sincerity of Mike is pretty great. A+ to those guys! Microwave your way to the top!
I’m put off by all the warming up coffee in a microwave talk. That is the worst coffee. That is desperation coffee. Microwaved coffee is I’m addicted to coffee coffee.