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The Daily, Rupert Murdoch’s ipad newspaper, aka The Eat The Rich Times, has an EXPLOSIVE iCover story today about Alec Baldwin running for mayor of New York City. Whoa! Can you imagine? Well keep imagining! Because it almost definitely isn’t going to happen. Look at how the article begins:
Alec Baldwin is mulling a run for mayor of New York City now that kinky Congressman Anthony Weiner appears to have sexted himself out of the 2013 race.
The “30 Rock” star, who has long talked about running for political office, believes Weinergate has shaken up the field of candidates enough that he might have a chance to win, a friend of the actor told The Daily.
“Alec said, ‘Hey, maybe this changes the race. The dynamics have shifted,’ ” said Baldwin’s pal.
Oh wait. So, Alec Baldwin’s friend recounted an off-hand conversation that he and Alec Baldwin had over a couple of 500 year old scotchs in the leather-walled confines of an exclusive gentlemen’s club and now all of a sudden the mayoral race has a front-runner? He didn’t even say, “maybe I should run for mayor,” he just said, “the dynamics have shifted.” Easy, ladies. Besides, just because he almost certainly is not actually running for mayor of New York doesn’t mean he can’t still be mayor of your vagina! (Gross. Sorry. Mayor McSorry! The Hambsorryglar. Wait, what? Paul Revere!)
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Not if he has anything to do with it.
Dangit guys. . .my image worked before.
#tracyjordanformayor A chicken in every pot, and a pregnant cornbread behind every middle school
i will get started on making the bumper stickers and yard signs
Yep, I don’t think he will be running for mayor.
Meanwhile, Stephen Baldwin just ousted David H. as the Mayor of a Wienerschnitzel in Newport Beach.
Vote for me, you selfish pigs. – Alec Baldwin’s ad campaign
Maybe this will help him free his wife from the clutches of Kim Jong Il.
Bookworm’s E! True Hollywood Story:
Both Alec Baldwin and I were in a Kinko’s in GA together once (back when Kim Basinger owned that small town there), and we were the only 2 people in there, besides 2 employees. He walked in, and the employees fell all over themselves helping him with something, while I sat at a table and filled out a job application that I needed to fax. He had his sunglasses on and kept looking at me, I guess fearing that I would recognize him and (GASP) speak to him or something, but I wasn’t paying any attention to him. After he realized that I didn’t care who he was, he started looking at me with this annoyed expression, like he wanted me to recognize him? It was really weird. Celebrities, always wanting to be left alone but recognized at the same time.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lh7qzDJG94M
Pretty much.
Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men? The Mayor knows! #MuddledReference
This is what you mean, right?
Yes, yes and yes.
If he runs for mayor, I’ll be at Erection Cove!
i hope whoever beats him sends him a set of steak knives.
A.B.C
Always
Be
Campaigning
He once claimed “I am God” during a deposition.
It’s kind of perfect, Democrats will vote for Alec Baldwin, Republicans will vote for Jack Donaghy. He’s the perfect running mate for himself.
That’s some sensitive insider information that just got leaked there. PalGate.
They’re calling it “Weinergate” now? UGH. Lazy, lazy newspeople, SHAME ON YOU.