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The entertainment news today says there might be a Salt sequel. If ever there has been a movie begging people to make stupid pun-based taglines for it, it is Salt 2! “Pretty please with Salt 2 on top?!” That is what Salt 2 says.
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A Salt on the senses?
Salt 2- I don’t know/care enough about Salt to make a joke
Salt 2: Look out boys. She’s seasoned.
2 Salt 2 Saltier
Someone had to say it.
Salt 2: Because the first one was too bland.
Summer 2012: Break the ice with Salt 2
Sorry slugs and snails, look who’s back: Angelina Jolie in Salt 2.
2alt
Salt 2: Ecks vs Pepper
Shaker? I hardly know her: Salt 2!
Salt 2: Never Look Back
(Old Testament joke, guys. Classic).
Salt 2: As bad as the first one!
When this happened I LOLed in the theater (yes, in the theater!):
Also, this was my first gif post! Sorry it wasn’t in the weekly gif round up. Some things call for gifs, like Salt. Also, check out the guy in the top right. He’s all “I’m old but I’m still gonna draw my gun and maybe think about doing something stupid.” and the guy behind him is bringing his hand in for a reach around. You can totally tell.
Salt 2: Hypertension
Salt 2: Whatta Wo-Man
Salt 2: Salt and Pepper
It’s a buddy comedy with a greying George Clooney and/or a greying labradoodle as her sidekick.
Salt 2: Shoop shoop ba-doop
Another sequel? How insalting. You cannot fire me because I do not receive a paycheck from you.
If at first you don’t succeed, lower your standards.
Summer 2012 Needs. More. Salt.
NACL2
Tagline: “but pretend the html for ‘subscript’ was recognized by WordPress”
Salt 2: these sequels are making me thirsty.
Salt 2: The second package you never really use
Salt 2: This time she’s not kosher!
Ok here’s a good one for the original
Salt: Your friend or your foe?
Salt 2: Too Salty.
“You know the name. You know the number.”SALT 2
Would you like some Salt with that Russian conspiracy?
Salt 2: Rubbing Salt in the Wounds
Salt 2: Sneaking past theaters directly to DVD Summer 2012.
Salt 2: Coat Your Rim
Salt 2: The Rim Job
‘This summer, add a pinch of ACTION.’
‘She thought her wounds had HEALED.’
‘Who is Salt NOW?’
‘Sugar. Spice. Everything EXPLOSION.’
And so on and such.
I heard they were doing a crossover with The Fan:
Salt 2: Savory with a dash of Snooze
Just When You Thought It Was Safe To Go Home This Christmas, Your Parents Have Rented: Salt 2!
well if you’ve seen the first one you know that it ended with salt and chiwitel ejiofor teaming up so…
salt 2: salt and pepper
Salt 2: Sod ‘um
For the inevitable reboot:
SaltTeens
When Salt Met Pepa.
Get off the stage, me.
Saltier: It Will Raise Your Blood Pressure
Salt 2: You Can Always Add More, But You Can’t Take It Away (Unless You Boycott This Movie)
Summer 2012: Sea Salt Run
It will, of course, take place on a ship, or submarine, or he’ll a naval carrier, hence the spelling of see as sea.
Salt 2: Coolin’ by Day Then at Night Working Up a Sweat. Push It.
Salt 2: Morton’s Revenge.
Salt 2
Bam!
directed by Emeril Lagasse