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Ever since it was announced that Glenn Beck would be leaving his show at FOX News, he has been crying teasing what would be next. Would he defect to another network? Would he get his own network? Would he finally shut up? None of the above! He is going to be vlogging on the Internet! From GlennBeck.livejournal.com:
In a story first reported tonight by The New York Times, Glenn Beck, and his company Mercury Radio Arts, are proud to announce the creation of GBTV – a live streaming video network featuring Glenn’s new daily two-hour show and a wide range of original and licensed information and entertainment programming.
I like how Glenn Beck has built his career on attacking the New York Times and yet he uses their reporting on his Vlog Network as proof of its legitimacy. It’s so weird that Glenn Beck is acting in a way that is dishonest and self-serving! So weird the weirdest. So, tell us more about your vlogs:
What kind of programming will GBTV have? Starting today and running through the launch of Glenn’s new show on 9/12, the network will feature an exclusive behind-the-scenes reality show about the making of GBTV. GBTV subscribers will also get access to a video simulcast of Glenn’s daily three hour radio program, original documentaries, and in-depth coverage of live events, such as Glenn’s ‘Restoring Courage’ event in Israel on August 24th.
So, this “network” will include Glenn Beck’s show and then…a show ABOUT Glenn Beck’s show? Fascinating, I’m sure. Wait, AND documentaries about Glenn Beck’s live events? What a network! AMC is like “cancel everything, we quit.” CNN is like, “Oh no, he is the news now!” Obviously, this self-serving blog will be free to everyone so that we can all learn about the fascinating opinions that Glenn Beck has about himself.
New subscribers can join GBTV immediately at GBTV.com. Subscriptions are $4.95/month for access to Glenn’s two-hour daily show only, or $9.95 for GBTV Plus, which offers the complete network of programs, including the radio simulcast, documentaries and special events. For a limited time, all new subscribers can join at the $4.95 rate.
Hahhahahaha. You have to pay for this garbage? Whoops. If I wanted to watch crazy idiots make stuff up in their bedrooms I would go to YOUTUBE. Nonsense. Glenn Beck, ladies and germs. BANG THE VLOGS! He is the new Sexman now, dogs.
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Finally a proper medium to address the haters.
This announcement is just taking attention away from the DVD release of ‘Frankenstein Jr. and the Impossibles’ and I find it disgusting. Stop making it all about YOU, Glenn. Glenn, enough! Maybe he’ll make more ads for gold. ‘Pretend I’m Booster Gold and I’m selling you gold.’ – Glen Beck in his new gold ad, I’m thinking.
Haha, he thinks his fans understand how paid internet subscriptions work
“What channel is the new Glenn Beck show on? What do you mean it’s on a computer? Is it one of those youtube mp3s? I swear they just make no dang sense at all, these newfangled things. And I’m definitely not moving from the tv chair to the computer chair. oooh look dancing with the stars is on!”
Paranoid people over the age of 65 (Fox News viewership AVERAGE age is 65) are Internet-wielding Ninjas. Or… I mean they’re unclear on how to operate a toaster.
I heard he wanted to do it live but then it would have had to be called LGBTV and he didn’t want to alienate his core demographic.
I think you overestimate his base’s ability to see anything wrong with it
Thems homoseshuals done stolen our abreviation! – offensively ignorant mocking voice
hahahahahahhahhahahahahahaha
Since I don’t care and will never watch this, I’ll just say how exciting it is that our ads are for preteen girls*. I know someone mentioned the iParty yesterday, but now we have ABC Family too.
*and me. I legitimately love Pretty Little Liars and will be watching that Chloe King show tonight to see if it’s any good.
3 pm: Glenn Beck Live Webcast
5 pm: Triumph of the Will
7 pm: Special Encore Presentation of Triumph of the Will
9 pm: The Smurfs Marathon
However, The Smurfs have been edited to make Papa Smurf wear an Uncle Sam outfit to avoid Stalin comparisons.
Beck’s back! In vlog form!
I feel like we need a way to make it not momentarily sound like you’re talking about the guy who brought us Odelay
Ten bucks a month is a small price to pay to hear about Anthony Weiner’s dick’s connection to George Soros.
what happened to the tier where you could just send them a ziplock bag filled with gold jewelry twice a year?
“Always one step ahead of me!”
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Livejournal?
Livejournal.
i am currently watching footage of a transorbital lobotomy being performed* and i can 100% say that glenn beck having free reign on his own internet network is more distressing
*i’m in an abnormal psychology class, not just really into that stuff. i felt this had to be clarified.
Oh, I get it. If you sign up for his $10 monthly subscription, you’ll get to see his Rally to Get Subscriptions in Israel this August.
How very Salon.com of him.
I can’t wait until he opens up his Stickam account.
I’d watch this if he was interviewing Kristen Wiig and Maya Rudolph about the comedy of farts, while speaking in a French accent.
The exclusive behind the scenes reality making of show will run until 9/12, which is a long time to watch shit come out of an ass.
He’d have so much more cred if he went with deadjournal. Guys, remember deadjournal? lol.