Last night was the 214th annual Twilight Presents: MTV Movie Awards, hosted by Jason Sudeikis. Finally, the awards show we’ve been waiting for all year. The Blahscars of the Z.1 generation. Really refreshing. These are the movies that won: Twilight Saga: Eclipse, Kick Ass, Grown Ups, Justin Bieber: Never Say Never. Hahah, aww. Those are the actual movies that won.
A weird thing to think about concerning the MTV Movie Awards is when, exactly, MTV will stop having the MTV Movie Awards. Because certainly I think no one watches the MTV Movie Awards now. “Finally, an awards show I can wear jeans to!” – Nobody anymore. So I don’t think anyone will notice? And I feel like at this point they just kind of happen when someone at MTV remembers that they haven’t done a movie awards yet this year. It seems very random. RIP movie awards, you can’t kill you you’re already dead.
More about the awards, some MUST-SEE clips, and the full list of winners after the jump.
So yes, in any case, they were on last night, mostly to promote Twilight: Breaking Dawn, the trailer of which premiered during the show, and to give awards to Twilight: Eclipse. Which is perfect. But there were also some non-Twilight moments that you will certainly hear about around the water fountain at school today, like when Justin Bieber showed up unexpectedly (?), and Robert Pattinson said a curse, and Reese Witherspoon said:
I just want to say to all the girls out there, I know it’s cool to be bad. I get it; but it’s also possible to make it in Hollywood without a reality show. When I came up in this business, you were embarrassed, you hid it under your bed, and like, if you took naked pictures of yourself on your cell phone you hide your face, people.
Which is just kind of gibberish, really? As women, we should all be embarrassed and hide under our beds? “I get it.” But yes, certainly some exciting moments.
Here is the taped spoof-y intro:
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Justin Bieber shows up unexpectedly (?):
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Jason Sudeikis and Emma Stone sing made up movie theme songs:
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Aaannnndd that seems to be it? And here are the winners:
Best Male Performance: Robert Pattinson, The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
Best Villain: Tom Felton, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1
Best Jaw Dropping Moment: Justin Bieber, Justin Bieber: Never Say Never
Biggest Badass Star: Chloë Mortez, Kick-Ass
Best Breakout Star: Chloë Mortez, Kick-Ass
Best Fight: Robert Pattinson vs. Xavier Samuel and Bryce Dallas Howard, The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
Best Kiss Winner Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
Best Line From a Movie: “I want to get chocolate wasted!” – Alexys Nycole Sanchez, Grown Ups
Best Scared-As-Sh*t Performance: Ellen Page, Inception
Best Female Performance: Kristen Stewart, The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
Best Comedic Performance: Emma Stone, Easy A
Best Movie Winner: The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
Congratulations to everyone, but mostly to us. The fans.
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“I want to get chocolate wasted” is unfortunately our generation’s “Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn.”
What was the jaw-dropping moment of the Justin Bieber movie? The fact that it made millions of dollars?
The scene where he ran into a revolving door IN 3D
In the film, someone backstage asked him if he’ll ever stop taking tomato slices off his sandwiches and Bieber said, “Ha. Never.” Then he realized what he said and that the cameras were on him and then there was a huge scugffle as he tried in vain to get the tape back.
Will we have a Teen Wolf discussion post? I want to know if he said “Yo dawg, sexting is hard with werewolf paws”
UGHHHHH Teen Wolf. Can we talk about how BULLSHIT it is that they used the name Teen Wolf when they could’ve just named it Twilight Saga: Wolves and saved the name Teen Wolf for a show that maybe had anything to do with the movie Teen Wolf, or that was funny and interesting in any way?
Damn, Inception can’t even win a MTV Award.
But what if we implant the idea that it did win an award into our brains?
There was a period of time during the mid-nineties (shut up youngsters) when I was actually very excited for the MTV Movie Awards. Looking back, I am not sure if there were more relevant back then, or if I was much more terrible as a teenager than I remember being. Probably both.
What I am saying, I think, is that I should be quarantined, lest I still carry the terrible. I do not want to be the outbreak monkey of awful!
I still love the Stunt Double skit.
the 1995 MTV Movie Awards, Pulp Fiction won best movie and the Ramones played live. Just based on those two things, I think things have gotten worse. (Although I seem to remember Speed getting a lot of awards, so maybe not.)
I received two copies of Speed on VHS for Christmas the year it came out.
1995 was also the same year Hoop Dreams won “Most Kick Ass documentary (Long Form). Pretty sure it also lost “Best Don’t Go there Moment” to Wolf.
I really liked when Lisa Kudrow spoofed The Phantom Menace and turned Yoda’s “fear leads to anger leads to hate leads to the dark side” into a game of 6 Degrees to Kevin Bacon.
Better luck next time, Black Swan kiss scene.
it was out done by the Robert Pattinson/Taylor Lautner staged kiss scene.
My prediction: next year The Hangover 2 wins everything.
Luckily (?) since Breaking Dawn comes out this fall, Twilight will once again win all of these meaningful awards.
What’s wrong with Kick-Ass, and specifically Chloe Moretz, winning something?
this combined with the spike guys’ choice awards. it’s like… award show season for people who don’t bend the brims of their baseball caps.
Wow. Those poor people who had to host this ridiculous show. Truely cringe-worthy.
sorry, truly. my spelling is also cringe-worthy.
Aren’t the winners supposed to get slimed at this award show?
I’ll admit, I flipped it on to maybe catch the Harry Potter clip, but it was too awful to tolerate. So I just waited for the clip to leak on the webs. The clip was also disappointing.
In conclusion, I ‘m trying not to judge anyone too harshly for going nuts about twilight, considering I voted for Lord of the Rings over and over so it would win an MTV award. It seemed really important at the time.
wait a second. is justin beiber wearing a FOGHAT t-shirt in that picture? i don’t know why i find that so flabbergasting, but my flabber is legit gasted right now.
BIG UPS to Monster/Twilight Blogger Zac Little, Did it up big at the awards. Got to hang with SWAY!

(Zac Little Not Pictured)
did anyone else see steve-o in the crowd?
The actual Reese withersppon quote was IF YOU MADE A SEXTAPE
The actual Reese withersppon quote was IF YOU MADE A SEXTAPE you were embarrassed and hid it under your bed.. which makes a little bit more sense.
That DOES make more sense. But only a little bit more, you are correct.
Is it just me, or did every woman there wear a variation on the same dress? Like, they were all given a template, and they then had to use their own materials to make a form-flattering, short but not too short dress all of their own. Was this just the worst episode of Project Runway ever? #fashiongum
I agree. It was a very boring display. Booooo all around.
What was with all of the Schwarzenegger jokes in Sudeikis’ monologue?
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Did Kristen Stewart win the award for “Most Eager to be Disliked”? Because it seems like she is always going out for that award and I hope she wins so she will stop trying so hard. She has done an excellent job.
It’s cool that she got Freddy Krueger to design her dress, though.
I had to do homework, which sucks because I don’t think Mtv will ever show this again.
but now everyone knows where Reese Witherspoon has hid all them sex tapes what she done.
She wears a cool dresses. In this look she seems more beautyful.
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