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Earlier this week, Donald Trump was filmed eating pizza with Sarah Palin and it’s been a whole thing. So, obviously, Donald Trump did what any trust-fund-baby-turned-businessman-baby-turned-reality-TV-show-host-baby would do: he made a vlog about it! Classic business stuff.
“I don’t carry knives and forks with me.” BUSINESS SECRETS FROM THE TOP! Powerful stuff. Very good vlog. Donald Trump’s new catch-phrase is probably “YOU’RE VLOGGED.” I’m not sure what the big deal is since I’m pretty sure you could go into any pizza place in New York and see two idiots eating pizza together. And if the problem is that they don’t eat pizza like normal people eat pizza, well, uhm, do they do ANYTHING the way that normal people do things? Like, Donald Trump doesn’t even OWN A HEAD the way normal people do. He rents his from a crypt. And Sarah Palin can only achieve orgasm if her vagina is kept at 1,000,000 degrees minus Kelvin. Plastic forks are the least of these clowns’ problems. (Via GotchaMedia.)
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Looks like The Donald is gunning for a spot on Hoarders now.
Seriously, clean your office you slob. Or get your maid to do it.
For real! His office is stupid. I have zero celebrity apprentices and even MY office has 2 awesome robots in it. One of the robots even has a secret door that I put a fridge in to hide my beer. Donald Trump, fuck you and fuck your office.
So my last few comments have all been about what a shitty employee I am. So… Gabe, are you guys hiring?
Well, it will be the greatest most gold-plated and diamond-encrusted episode of Hoarders yet. I can’t imagine the creepy shit he’d have to have. Oh, yes I can…
I just watched that. Huh.
The Palin/Trump Ticket: assuring that the republicans are defeated in 2012.
YOU GUYS SOMEONE IS HOLDING THAT CAMERA! For some reason that is so funny to me. There is an actual person standing there and recording Donald Trump explain his choice of flatware. Incredible.
I picture it being a real-life Jonathan:
I like that he thinks eating just the cheese makes pizza healthy.
I ALSO BURN CALORIES BY YELLING ALOT.
THAT’S WHY IT IS OKAY TO EAT LIKE 25 HOT WINGS DURING A FOOTBALL GAME.
I dont carry youtube around with me but videogum gave it to me. But i try not to watch ugly racists talk about there eating habits that way I can keep my lunch down as good as possible.
Answer me this- why the constant squinting?
And why is his hair and skin the same color?
People take you more seriously when you squint. This guy knows:
Excuse me, Mr. Duckface?… I mean Trump; I meant to say Trump….. I’m fired aren’t I?
I’m just glad Sarah Palin understands Trumps’ struggle.
“It gets better.” -Sarah Palin
In my last apartment I had a life-sized cardboard cut-out of Mr. Trump brandishing a claw hammer, his face snarled in mid-yell. Next to his face I had placed paper and pen. Guests were encouraged to write a “quote” so that Donald would appear to be yelling that phrase. It was quite popular.
This is the only relevance this man has for me. RIP Donald Trump 2005-2007
Wait, is Donald Trump actually Tommy Wissaeu?
“I’m tearing you apart, pizza!”
I want this whole story turned into a movie Hollywood! Kevin James can play Donald Trump and Adam Sandler can play Sarah Palin. Must have CGI Talking Palin Bus voiced by Andy Dick. I call it: “PIZZA MEETING”
I think Donald Trump may have Assburger’s Syndrome. Seriously, he talks like a five year old, all in one continuous sentence. I was expecting him to finish with “.. and that is what I did on my holidays”
I just wanted to mention that Jon Stewart just *destroyed* Donald Trump last night on his pizza choices.
Palin was eying Trump’s crust the whole time and was all like “You gonna eat that?”
Guys, I couldn’t watch this until I got home from work, but this… this was just beautiful. I love Jon Stewart. I love Donald Trump for creating such an opportunity for mockery. God bless America!
i hate how comfortable he was saying “trump tower”