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I was just wondering when it was going to be. Is it now? Will you teach me how to drift now? I’ve been very patient. Fast Five has been number one at the box office for weeks and it is definitely not going anywhere. It’s showing no signs of stopping. Soon enough everyone will know how to drift and you still haven’t taught me. Children can drift. They have tiny bodies and tiny cars and you’ll probably say that it is not the same thing, but it certainly looks exactly the same to me. They look very cool and very relaxed even though they are pulling off major drifts. And I just have to watch them because I no idea how to do it, even though I know that I could do it if someone would just teach it to me. Can you imagine how frustrating that is? Being so painfully aware of your own potential? Having it kept only slightly out of reach at all times? CAN YOU PLEASE JUST TEACH ME HOW TO DRIFT?
And scene. (Via Reddit.)
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Look daddy, I’m the Fast and the Fuwious!
Show me some dogs drifting, they’d be the Fast and the Furriest
If this comment had been posted over at AV Club, it would have been Fast And The Firstiest
That’s Wheel Cool, son.
Where did his girlfriend go at the end? Was she kidnapped by a rival toddler gang? He took the wrong kid’s animal crackers
I’ve drifted several times, none of them being on purpose.
That’s why this early childhood training is so vital for today’s youth!
…why do I have a feeling this kid is going to have a life-size replica of that car when he turns 16? And his dad will also be videotaping him doing the exact same stunts?
I feel so robbed of a childhood. I all I had was woods and cardboard boxes and Legos. None of those things have taught me how I can get a girl to sit next to me in a car.
One too many I’s. It looks like I am trying to wall in “all”.
I don’t know. Two of those three things can build you imaginary girls. And that’s just as good as the real thing, right?
Imaginary girls talk less amirite? Women be shopping and blabbering
Here’s how I drift:
-Get trapped on a desert island.
-Make friends with a volleyball to prevent me from going insane.
-Build raft.
-Sit on raft in ocean.
-Cry when volleyball learns to drift.
“You got me a bike for my birthday, Dad? Jimmy over there is drifting to school and you got me a bike?” – Birthday Boy
I’m sure this fine young man can teach you how to drift:
Haha, that thing probably costs more than my actual real-life car.
KELLY IF YOU BELIEVE IN YOURSELF YOU WILL KNOW HOW TO DRIFT! IF YOU DON’T YOU JUST KEEP PRACTICING! YOU WILL GET THE HANG OF IT I KNOW IT!
That and they kind of teach you how to drift in Cars:
He’s a natural nick hogan in the making!
Kelly, are you the Paul Walker to Gabe’s Vin Diesel? Did you join Videogum just to build a case against him from the inside? If so, watch out you don’t fall in love with him–it’ll screw everything up.
then who is Channing Tatum? Soft Gabe?
tiny traffic cones: CHECK
DC Shoes sticker: CHECK
iMovie effects: CHECK
absolute fear in the eyes of the passenger: CHECK
nonchalance of driver: CHECK
bowl cut: CHECK
completely useless comment: CHECK
I wonder if making their kids learn to drift is going to be this generation’s of Asian parents making their kids learn to play piano.
I want to see those kids ghost ride the whip.
At least it’s whisper quiet.