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Let's all go to the movies, and let's all see the same movie, and let's discuss it here.
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June 2, 2011: Chet Haze releases a new track.
June 2, 2016: Chet Haze tells his kids he went right into auto sales after high school.
This is of course after the world decided to do a do-over 20 years from now and resets the year back to 2011. Ahem.
This sounds like a song that would air during the credits of Honey
I think this song is too low rent for Honey.
you know, you’re right.
(this is a real thing)
“Go every step of the way” is a breathtaking tagline.
I must make it my life’s work to see this film. Is it Dutch or is this just the Dutch poster?
PARTY IN DE BIOSCOOP!
Bioscoop sounds like a disgusting thing, why is there a party in it
So, what exactly is this advertising?
Perfection. It is advertising perfection in human form.
@ Leah
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Yes. You did make a mistake.
HAH! For the first 3/4 of the song, I was 100% sure the lyrics were “I know it’s Mother’s Day.”
And then I thought, “Oh no, it’s actually ‘Mama’s Day.’” I don’t think I ever would have figured out the real words on my own.
I was SURE he was saying “I know it’s Father’s Day” and that this was some strange ode to Tom until I read this. Thank you for clearing that up.
I like Chet Haze, because he does all the being-terrible for his family.
Tom- Keep being the best actor out there
Rita- Keep being charming and relatable and funny
Colin- Keep being on podcasts I like and Mad Men I like
Chet- Keep doing whatever this is.
Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know if you’ll get a Colin or a Chet
Colin Hanks is just awesome. I’m trying to think of a time I have not enjoyed his acting or humor and I cannot. I think I like him better than Rita or Tom, actually. Plus he played the Seth Cohen character on the Valley on the O.C.! After being in Orange County the movie. That’s just awesome.
Really? 2 awesomes in one post? I’m shutting up until I get some goddamn coffee in me goddammit.
He was in Band of Brothers! I will always have fond feelings for him because of that.
Glee writers are already working hard to find a way to incorporate a cover of this into the season premiere.
“Glee writers working hard? You mean hardly working! A homina homina homina!” -Jerkie Gleason
Yikes! Anthony Weiner totally did not tweet this track to a college girl in Seattle.
white and purple, white and purple, white and purple, white and purple….
Strong, but lacking the emotional complexity and wry wit that endeared me to his earlier pieces. Minor Chet Haze.
Save this track for his emotional, unplugged B-Sides concert series he will put on after the apogee of his career.
If the real Beverly Hills 90210 were still on, Donna would totally have a heartfelt glance at someone awful (worse than David Silver awful) like Ray Pruitt or Noah at the Peach Pit After Dark during a live performance of this song. Because that is what Chet Haze’s work what this reminds me of — crappy mid to late 90s white man soul.
He’s a poor man’s version of 1/3 of Color Me Badd.
Wow, I need to drink coffee before I write sentences. Back to my tantrum…
Tom, or Poppa T as he is known in the hardcore college rap circuit, is preparing his Chet Haze diss track called “Shimmy Shimmy Coco Pop”
I knew of this guy who was kind of a crappy musician and he used to make out with girls and put his own music on when they made out. I get that vibe from Chet.
“Hey fellow Northwestern student, let’s make out. I got some smooth jams right here… Wait, baby, where are you going? Can I buy you some fries or at least give you the cash equivalent?”
Because in my head, Chet Haze is also this guy:
Did he record this using his computer’s microphone input? Because that is what it sounds like.
This is like porn for your ears.