1. Herbert's Booty Surprise  |   Posted on Jun 1st, 2011 0 GOOP pervades. Reply

2. Mr. Hausfrau  |   Posted on Jun 1st, 2011 +1 Did you watch her video? G.Pal is such a nerd. #compliment Reply

3. Patrick M  |   Posted on Jun 1st, 2011 +34 If she needs any extra ç’s for spelling “niçoise”, I have a ton I’m not using: ç ç ç ç ç ç ç ç ç ç ç ç ç ç ç ç ç ç ç ç ç ç ç ç ç ç ç ç ç ç #ç Reply

   • Mailman  |   Posted on Jun 1st, 2011 +4 +1000 for this one. What’s that? Only +1? Okay, one then. It’s the thought that counts. It’s the upvotes that count? Dammit. Reply

4. Frank Lloyd Wrong  |   Posted on Jun 1st, 2011 +29 Well folks. I think we can all agree that we are now OFFICIALLY finished as a society. Time to move on. See you all in Judgement City with Albert Brooks. Bye for now. Boys, we need to level the planet now. Make with the Bullet Bills. Reply

   • badideajeans  |   Posted on Jun 1st, 2011 +3 I meant to upvote this. Stupid iPhone. Stupid stubby fingers. Reply

     • That One  |   Posted on Jun 1st, 2011 +7 #whitepeopleproblems Reply

       • badideajeans  |   Posted on Jun 1st, 2011 +5 Lots of people have stubby fingers. Lisa Simpson, for one. It comes from the father’s side. #alsoyellowpeopleproblems Reply

   • explainer guy  |   Posted on Jun 1st, 2011 0 i hope rip torn is my lawyer. Reply

5. DirtySpaceNews  |   Posted on Jun 1st, 2011 +4 No. Reply

6. We Have a T-Rex.  |   Posted on Jun 1st, 2011 +13 Are we asking where she gets her ideas yet? Cause that’s a thing we always do, right? Reply

   • Mr. Hausfrau  |   Posted on Jun 1st, 2011 +1 @Alec_Baldwin? Reply

7. Herbert's Booty Surprise  |   Posted on Jun 1st, 2011 +1 @JayZ? Reply

8. whoa!  |   Posted on Jun 1st, 2011 +1 I’d friend that. Reply

9. teacherman  |   Posted on Jun 1st, 2011 +16 Reply

   • explainer guy  |   Posted on Jun 1st, 2011 0 just like the Palin bus tour! Reply

   • Lakonislate  |   Posted on Jun 1st, 2011 0 Um, it’s on 52.000 now. Still just 1 Tweets. Reply

10. Joseph Klein  |   Posted on Jun 1st, 2011 +11 can we all just message her the word goop please like with no context or other words just the solitary word goop Reply

11. Riley Hamilton  |   Posted on Jun 1st, 2011 +9 It’s not a link to an upskirt, is it? I’m at work. Reply

    • explainer guy  |   Posted on Jun 1st, 2011 0 pretty sure it’s a link to the stealth nanny cam gabe put in her room that one time he Apple-sat. Reply

12. Jeff  |   Posted on Jun 1st, 2011 +4 nice, quaint home grill in your profile pic gwyneth! Reply

13. iawtc  |   Posted on Jun 1st, 2011 +4 “I’m on Facebook and Twitter… but not right now because I have a more exciting life than you, suck it peons!” Reply

14. Del Preston  |   Posted on Jun 1st, 2011 +2 Can’t wait for homegirl to drop some fair-trade, all-vegan URL shortening services on us! Reply

15. badideajeans  |   Posted on Jun 1st, 2011 0 Did anyone notice that she forgot to wear pants in her little candid lifestyle pic? Celebrities, they’re just like us! Reply

16. Lakonislate  |   Posted on Jun 1st, 2011 +3 My favorite so far is when she said “this is my first tweet.” Everyone remember that one? Classic. Reply

17. grittyreboot  |   Posted on Jun 2nd, 2011 0 The fishmonger just popped in with a delectable selection of breakfast kippers. #GOOPtweet Reply

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