After the jump, I have posted a new “short film” featuring Lindsay Lohan in a swimming pool and SPOILER ALERT it is terrible. It’s the “first” “short film” by “painter” Richard Phillips and eesh. DON’T QUIT YOUR PAINT JOB, LOLOLOL. I’m not sure I’ve ever felt this way before, but it’s weird when you’re kind of angry that something ISN’T trying to sell you perfume or a celebrity-brand vodka. That would be better than whatever the hell this is. At least then I would understand the point. This is just nonsense. She’s supposed to be Bridgette Bardot? What does THAT mean? Oh, art. And wait until you hear the music! Oh, it is so grandiose and stupid and terrible and I hate it! If there was ever a reason to HATE “art” this would be it. And I’m not saying that all of Los Angeles needs to fall into the ocean, there are some very nice people living there, but maybe pieces of it could fall into the ocean? Like, just little chunks. This chunk, namely. The fish could live in this, that would be useful. Fish need homes too!
Remember when Lindsay Lohan’s father Michael Lohan hit someone in the head with a shoe in the driveway of his house because he was a brown belt in Tae Kwon Do? Why doesn’t someone make a movie about THAT? (Via Animal.)