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I miss Soft Gabe, you guys. Do you miss Soft Gabe? I miss him so much. He would know what to say about last night’s Glee season finale. Let me guess: there was singing? I honest to God have no idea what this show is even ABOUT. I know it has singing, that was just kidding around, and I know it’s about high school, and I know “Jane Lynch” and that’s about it. Slurpees? Do we know what is going on with the Slurpees at this point, or is it some What’s In The Hatch shit? Oh well. Don’t let my ignorance keep you from discussing the show. Was it exciting? Was it sad? Was it a documentary? Like I said: no idea. At least Soft Gabe is looking down at us from heaven and smiling right now. Big ups Soft Gabe! [Insert campy "Stairway to Heaven" cover in a football locker room. Get it?]
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i totally was like ‘omg’ at that one part.
you know the one.
I wish there was a way I could sum up my indifference about this show through a David Tennant gif.
Oh! Well, that’s convenient. Thanks, Internet.
Should we keep discussing this? What do you think, James?
HERE’S A THOUGHT: Maybe they would’ve had a better chance of placing in the top 10 at nationals if they sang a song that maybe they hadn’t just slapped together the morning of the competition, despite the fact that they keep insisting that they’re all awful songwriters?
This show is so out of touch with reality!!!
Just kidding. If they’d won nationals then there wouldn’t be any motivation for next year’s story arc! Just kidding again. This show doesn’t have any motivation or story arc.
PREACH HONEY, PREACH.
So I haven’t been around for awhile: what happened to Soft Gabe? He’s still alive, right? RIGHT?!
He moved onto greater vh1 pastures
http://www.bestweekever.tv/2011-05-23/beyonce-murders-someone-at-the-billboard-awards/
Um… yeah. He was… um… getting all cramped up in this blog and so your mother and I decided to let him live on a farm upstate where he can run and play with other bloggers. Umm… Is that the phone ringing?
the gay character with a mechanic for a father bought all the designer clothes at the mall and then the only other gay boy into competitive group singing liked him back even though originally he like didn’t like him at all. it gets better?
I know I’m going to be a bridesmaid at Mike and Tina’s wedding, and I’ll be waiting anxiously to see if their babies are Asian too
Brittany is too perfect.
Agreed, I only refer to her as Brittany the Perfect. Non-monsters get so confused.
“I want more scenes of the mechanic dad working on trucks”- Sarah Palin’s America, probably
“Ah, another finished carburetor-repair. Kurt, here’s $800 for that Maison Martin Margiela cardigan you’ve had your eye on!”
If they used Brittany’s song “My Cup” they would have won.
I like how everyone was so indignant that she would write a song about a cup, like people have never wrote songs about asinine things before that weren’t 15 year old girls
Haha, did you listen to the lyrics though? I don’t think she was actually singing about a cup….
Also Cheyenne Jackson for president
“It’s all over the Broadway blogosphere. And by ‘Broadway blogosphere,’ I mean the one blog that cares about Broadway.” — Goolsby
“I hate my kids. I would literally whip them if I could.” — Goolsby
Schue: I love my kids.
Goolsby: What? No, you don’t. They’re hideous. My kids are at least attractive. Yours look like they haven’t been baked properly.
” You’re starting to tear up. People are starting to stare. They’re going to think I just broke up with you.” — Goolsby
S L U S H I E S
W I L L
S P L A S H
SO, i watched the Glee Marathon all day on Rapture Day (which is why i didn’t get in. i know that now.) and i was really excited for the season finale…but meh? I mean, didn’t Quinn have a New York plan? what happened with that? And Schue is…just..not going to be a Broadway Queen? not even at all? Oh well…Brittany was perfect, the gays were cute and Samcedes? that is pretty cute too.
This episode reminded me how much I hated high school drama nerds visiting New York when I lived there and why I explicitly avoided Times Square during show choir season.*
*Just kidding! There is no show choir season.
“but there certainly is a tourists amazingly blocking your path when all you want to do is cross 8th avenue and get to W30th without being body slammed by a Finnish backpackers enormous knapsack season”- Me, in 30 minutes, trying to get through Midtown alive.
For the most part I enjoyed this episode (I may have shed a tear or seven when Kurt & Rachel sang For Good from Wicked, #confessiongum), but I was really annoyed by the sheer lack of respect for NYC geography. Does anyone else hate it when TV shows and movies filmed places don’t actually acknowledge the actual geography of those places? Like, Finn and Rachel leave Sardi’s and wind up on Hudson Street in the West Village? Really?
I still get angry at I Love You, Man for its geographical insanity. Get from Los Feliz or Silverlake to Venice Beach at 5 p.m. in 20 minutes? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
I get why they did it, because the West Village is a lot prettier and more romantic than the theater district, but that doesn’t mean it makes sense
I heard some gay stuff happened and then there was singing. There was also a cliffhanger that there wouldnt be any singing next year at all (but there will be).
end of last week (after all the tears) – Quinn: JUST WAIT UNTIL YOU SEE WHAT I DO IN NEW YORK.
what she did in new york: cut her hair.
SUCK ON THAT, FINN.
I love how the kids were so upset when they found out the teacher was going to be on broadway…and then he said he wasn’t going to do it because of them and they got all happy.
Really?
You’re happy that your teacher gave up on his hopes and dreams just because of you?
Bunch of brats.
Also, I didn’t mean for that to be a reply.
Soooooo right, not the best episode. Not the best season. But, yay?
Also, gifs?
I also didn’t mean for that to be a reply. _shrug_
I love hair cuts and all, but they don’t solve all your problems. Also, the whole ‘we’re the popular girls, we shouldn’t be alone’ thing was really annoying!
I assumed they would lose on a technicality, like Kurt attended too many schools in one year or something. And I can accept that they still had to make two songs before arriving in New York, and that No one Got knocked up in New York, but can anyone explain how Vocal adrenaline was in their region in season 1 but not in season 2? Did the school move a few hundred miles at some point?
And I am saddened that Evil Quinn didn’t have a big freakout, ala Kristen Wiig in the bridal shower scene in Bridesmaids. (Shit. Was. Epic.)
How Vocal Adrenaline got to Nationals was also confusing to me.
And what was with her greeting Finn at the end all friendly-like? It made no sense!
And when someone says they love you, Kurt, you hug them. With your mouth. God! Kids!
And…I did mean that to be a reply.
So, now that we’re Soft Gabe-less, anyone know where to go for some recaps?
Er,… for when season 3 starts. Obvs.
I read http://www.tomandlorenzo.com for their recaps, though they’re much harsher/less funnier than soft Gabe.
I read the AV Clubs. The reviews themselves are pretty polar opposite of Soft Gabe’s(very criticy), but the comment section generally makes up for it. Having said that, I think we need to start a facebook campaign to have Soft Gabe review Glee for VH1.
riese at http://www.autostraddle.com writes very funny gleecaps
http://www.autostraddle.com/glee-episode-222-new-york-state-of-mind-control-90293/
Okay whatever, as a fatty, Sammercedes is the best thing of glee. ever. ever.