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The high school senior who recorded an important message to high school sophomores last week is back with a 12 minute video about things she hates. Weirdly, sophomores is not one of them!
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#1 is “Being the butt of Teen Witch jokes.”
So I guess that makes HER the #1 Butt satisfier
What brand of cigarettes does she smoke and how many a day?
I’m trying to nail down that accent… I’m thinking suburban Chicago, maybe northwest suburbs.
I hate the way you talk to me,
and the way you cut your hair.
I hate the way you drive my car,
I hate it when you stare.
I hate your big dumb combat boots
and the way you read my mind.
I hate you so much it makes me sick,
it even makes me rhyme.
I hate the way you’re always right,
I hate it when you lie.
I hate it when you make me laugh,
even worse when you make me cry.
I hate it when you’re not around,
and the fact that you didn’t call.
But mostly I hate the way I don’t hate you,
not even close
not even a little bit
not even at all.
Now I miss Heath Ledger all over again. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?!?
Also she’s a juggalo right? I hate people who aren’t down with the clown yo
She’s like a teenage Andy Rooney! I love her.
Clearly she also hates directors of photography
I’m with her on the mulch though, for real.
“It stinks!” – me
Also, “herbal ass cars.” HAHAHA. Sorry. I think I love this girl now. Not only with her movie be Teen Bitch, but I’d maybe even watch it!
I’m still watching it! “You look like a first grader doo-doo’d all over your damn face.” HAAAAA.
She’s right. The hole-acaust was awful! So many holes unjustly plugged.
Could someone watch this and make a list of everything she hates? So far I have:
Fake people
Tree cutters
Tribe Called Quest
People who don’t like her tattoo
Those Kia ads
People who warned her about the Rapture
Grammar
My Sanity
Q-tip’s manager just passed him the news…
Phife Dawg could not be reached and we’re ignoring Jarobi’s calls.
Are bologna salads a real thing?
A balogna salad what’s that?
It’s that thing when midgets put on hot dog costumes and blow into a whistle while eating lettuce
I was super bummed that by the time I got around to watching that video on Friday night, she had already removed it. I wish I worked in a soundproof box so I could watch youtube clips with sound all day!
She seems pretty angry that people wrote mean comments on her last blog. So… the best way to deal with that is to double-down on your sarcasm and contempt towards those very same commenters. Did I get that right? Sounds like a good plan.
Now that she has read the disclaimer out loud, it’s legally binding and super official, people who are offended by life.