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Congratulations to this season’s surprise upset winner of Celebrity Apprentice, Gary Busey! As you can tell, I watched every episode, how else would I know this real fact about the winner? Discuss Gary Busey’s surprise upset win over…uh…Natalie Merchant (?) in the comments!
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My favorite part of the season finale of Celebrity Apprentice was when Gary Busey celebrated his victory by pouring molten gold on Meatloaf’s head. At least I think that is what I watched last night.
“Fire doesn’t burn a dragon” kinda sounds like something he would say, actually.
I think you are forgetting when Latoya Jackson ate a whole horse heart.
No Nick Nolte beat Natalie Imbruglia, close though
This is one of those shows, like American Idol and Dancing with the Stars, that I don’t know how they are still on the air… cause I don’t know anyone who watches them, but someone must cause they keep coming back. WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?!
No people still watch it. My mother for example. She was really upset the other night because she couldn’t watch both the Apprentice AND Survivor. UGH… decisions, decisions…
Are we related? Because my mother had the same conundrum.
Meghan? You… You’re… alive?
the bottom of the barrel
When her “Hey Jack Luggage Rack” commercial for Samsonite wasn’t well received, Merchant tried to push the blame on Conrad Bain, and it’s like THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BE A GOOD BOSS, MA’AM. I pretty much knew Busey had this in the bag once he opened his gigantic mouth and a million bats flew out. I don’t know if this is the appropriate place to say this, but thank you to all television.
I only watched this season because I wanted to enjoy Tom Scharpling’s recaps to their fullest extent, and I am so glad it’s over. This show is like a study in how to waste time and fill two (or three!) hours with empty programming. Now I can boycott everything Donald Trump forever!
I think that’s what bothers me most about these shows. There is no reason that a results show for Dancing With The Stars should last 2 or more hours. It should be 10 minutes, tops. I just feel so hollow after watching those things. Unless this is some sort of subversive act on the networks’ part to make me personally reflect on how much time I waste in any given day, it’s totally useless.
NYMag has the best reality show recaps. But, as much as I enjoy Paul F. Tompkins’ recaps of American Idol, I don’t think anything could make me sit through that show.
I could use this spot to post a well-crafted and nuanced response on how much I dislike reality television or I could post a Donald Trump gif.
Mondays, right?
They kind of give the same effect, make the same point though, right?
I loved that Star Jones tried to take NeNe to task for making blacks look bad and … no one said shit on that live broadcast about Trump’s birther shit. A
raretotally predictable miss, guys!I’m really glad Def Leppard won the whole thing, one of the more bearable 80s hair bands 4 shore.
Really sad about 7-Up though, intense ad campaigns always have the opposite effect on me.
(Surprisingly, I am talking about the Season Finale of Trumps)
I’m pretty sure this open thread was created solely for me. Marlee Maitlin truely out helen keller’d herself last night but HOLY MOLY JOHN RICH has been so damn charming this entire season that was there really any doubt? Yes he wears a black cowboy hat 24/7 and wrote a song called “raising mccain” during the 08 elections but can he please please PLEASE be my boyfriend?