“TGIF!” – This Bear
“TGIF!” – That Bear
Saw this headline and now I can’t stop singing:
“Bear in a Ja-cuzzi. I know. I know. It’s serious.”
If you’re like me, and you thought this was about a bear doing a dead-on Émile Zola impression, you’ll be disappointed.
This joke is the best joke. No sarcasmo.
As evidenced by its ONE UPVOTE.
I was googling for answers and found this, a home listing on Emile Zola Ave with a jacuzzi:
I love bilingual puns! I can’t get un oeuf of them so I’m egging you on!
I don’t know where eggs came from.
This bear is partying as if the world is ending. Doing it right.
I kept expecting it to fart.
I don’t know if this says more about me, or the internet in general.
If this bear farted in the hot tub and it came AFTER my guest blogging day, I would be so mad. I’m glad it didn’t fart.
“What, no bubbles?” – Snooty bear
Was the soundtrack to Silkwood really needed…?
Aw, shucks, he’s got a super shiny clip in his right ear. *sigh* Why are all the best bears taken?
Warner Herzog is full of shit.
Why is the water bear? Pooh bear what did you do to it?
I meant to ask why the water is such a weird color, sigh, take me away Rapture
Thanks Gabe, for reminding me of the nightmare that is Gooby.
Oh man, I love bears, but jacuzzis are disgusting and this is why.
I can smell that whole situation just by looking at it – who knows who else has been soaking in that water.
But the heat kills the germs!
Haha no it doesn’t. They’re basically petri dishes, athieno is right about that (but “bears” is not why they are disgusting, can I make that perfectly clear). They’re not hot enough to kill bad germs, but they’re not cold enough to retard growth…NEVER let your head go under water in a hot tub. I can not emphasize this enough. Eye/ear infection city.
I can attest to that. I got the creepiest rash from one at a rental house my friends were staying at. Or from eating Cheetos (when drunk). Or cleaning up after my toilet exploded at 2 a.m. because my old apartment’s pipes were clogged with nasty crap from my weirdo upstairs neighbor (I once got minced carrots and what appeared to be duck feathers coming out of my bathtub… which is obvs where you make carrot duck soup). But yeah, that rash was GROSS. #oversharegum
It was a really terrible weekend.
You’re worried the water might have been dirty BEFORE the bear got in it?
i don’t know who i think caused all the problems in the hot tub, i am just overwhelmed by how hot and stinky it looks.
THE HOTTUBS TOO HOT!
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