Disclaimer: only out east. I encountered milk in bags for the first time when I visited Montreal a few years ago and I was as appalled as the rest of you.
Max’s “SCUSI!” in the Italian segment made me literally spit almond milk onto my keyboard. There is almond milk on my keyboard as I type this! Which, of course, begs the question: Why am I drinking almond milk?
On a related note: I am 100% Italian, if you’d like to have me as a guest star, or retain me as a consultant in an Italian Racism capacity. You can contact me at GuineaGreaseMozzarellaFace@wop.com.
Technical details of permanent failure (sleeping with the fishes):
Google tried to deliver your message, but it was rejected by the recipient domain (New Jersey). We recommend contacting the other email provider for further information about the cause of this error. The error that the other server returned was: 550 550 No Such User Here. Please order your pizzas and cannolis elsewhere. Scusi.” (state 14).
I like the contrast between your formal attire, surroundings and graphics, juxtaposed against our increasingly informal and degenerate tube-based zeitgeist. I see what you did there. Clever dudes.
After watching Death Sentence, a terrible movie starring Kevin Bacon as a father in search of vigilante justice directed by Saw's James Wan, Gabe embarked on The Hunt For The Worst Movie of All Time. This is his sad journey.
Coming soon: Episode 1 of Facetaco And Winwood Like Gabe And Max.
“He’s pretty”-Steve Winwood
Gabe and Max might like the Internet, but they clearly hate Canadians.
haha Canadians don’t have the internet in their igloos
THEIR MILK COMES IN BAGS
BAGS!!
Disclaimer: only out east. I encountered milk in bags for the first time when I visited Montreal a few years ago and I was as appalled as the rest of you.
BAGS!
Milkbags sounds like a euphemism for something else
If only:

What do you people have against milk in bags? Under that bag, we are all still milk.
We aren’t worthy of seeing Gabe and Max, but we still get to see the commercial …
I always enjoy these. Always.
RT @maxsilvestri Guinea Guinea Guinea Guinea Goomba Wop Dago
This makes me feel so:
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I can’t tell if he’s happy or if he’s sad that he has to wear those sunglasses
He is just so FUZZY!
Max’s “SCUSI!” in the Italian segment made me literally spit almond milk onto my keyboard. There is almond milk on my keyboard as I type this! Which, of course, begs the question: Why am I drinking almond milk?
On a related note: I am 100% Italian, if you’d like to have me as a guest star, or retain me as a consultant in an Italian Racism capacity. You can contact me at GuineaGreaseMozzarellaFace@wop.com.
Delivery to the following recipient failed permanently:
GuineaGreaseMozzarellaFace@wop.com
Technical details of permanent failure (sleeping with the fishes):
Google tried to deliver your message, but it was rejected by the recipient domain (New Jersey). We recommend contacting the other email provider for further information about the cause of this error. The error that the other server returned was: 550 550 No Such User Here. Please order your pizzas and cannolis elsewhere. Scusi.” (state 14).
He’s too cool to display any emotion other than ambivalence.
Boo the dog, that is.
Boo is a great name for a dog!
“I’m only being half as racist as I’d like to be” is going straight into my LOLk.
Gabe is Kirsten Dunst to Max’s Lars.
I have something in common with Gabe & Max!
I like the contrast between your formal attire, surroundings and graphics, juxtaposed against our increasingly informal and degenerate tube-based zeitgeist. I see what you did there. Clever dudes.
#toolongtotweet,butyouguysareallright
I’m having a slightly inappropriate boner over Max’s supreme tie!
Does anyone else find that the Gabe and Max videos are always really quiet? I find myself having to turn the volume all the way up to hear them