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Obviously (OBVIOUSLY), because this video is about prom and because this video is for sophomore bitches, it contains some NSFW language, so headphones up, or WHATEVERRRR:
I think the most important thing about this message is that it is the right length. She just gets right to the six minute point. Just kidding, bitches, this video is too long! If I was her teacher in Video Messages To Sophomores Class I would give it a B, but I’m sure with some hard work she could get her grades up by the end of the semester. “Show your work. Your mean work.” She is so mean! Then again, to be fair, it does sound like the sophomores ruined prom. They didn’t post their dresses on the dresses website and then they were standing in front of the speakers on the contemporary music floor of the three-level Prom Boat?! They cut the food line and got chicken fingers before everybody else? Sluts!
Now take this video to your grave and show it to your children. (Thanks for the tip, Werttrew.)
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Why would sophomores be warned against watching a video aimed at sophomores?
I’m really impressed how you were able to find the one thing that was wrong with this video.
Well, the one thing that was wrong within the first 1.5seconds of this video, which is when I made this comment.
I’m going to just assume that you didn’t watch any more, then. Believe me, the rest of it was a textbook example of of well-edited laser-like focus.
Promedy of Terrors
I found this video to be a bit…
Sophomoric?
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
Does it count as Donna Darko if it spans across posts?
No, that just makes it a clever callback.
Is that the official definition under…
blog law?
YEEEEEAAAAAAHHH!
Copy/paste FAILURE. I’m going home, goodnight everybody.
still just as effective….if not more so.
Yeah, I’m good with this. Didn’t notice anything wrong, but thought to myself, “I hope this photo becomes a new running joke.”
Oh Facetaco, it’s perfect. JUST PERFECT.
I’m seriously laughing so hard right now!
I plan on using this photo out of context in the future.
Funny Kelly Story: Kelly went to prom as a sophomore and wore the same dress as a senior girl but she is such a nice person that she changed and everyone had a good time and the girl made a video that was basically the opposite of this one about how much sophomorez rock!!!
Actually, Kelly DIDN’T go to prom. She couldn’t afford it because her Dad lost his job after the defense plant shut down, so Zack threw here a private prom for just the two of them.
Err…HER. Threw HER a private prom.
Funny Joseph Klein Prom Story: My date had a boyfriend but didn’t tell me until the day before and was like is it okay that I have a boyfriend? probably shouldve told you sooner lol! and i was really sad but then Kelly rubbed my back and told me that it was all gonna be all right and that it was just high school and that college would be way better. And then it was!
Funny Facetaco Prom Story: I spent the entire prom night hiding in my room, weeping giving myself a hickey with a vacuum cleaner so that I could convince people that I had actually been able to get a date.
It gets better.
I’m getting a strong sense that when there was only one set of footprints on the beach, those were the times that Kelly was carrying you.
GUYS.
I actually got EVERY prom dress that everyone was going to wear and I wore them all at once and I was the prettiest one and everyone else was so upset.
Thus begins the Videogum MsBorn2BeSomebody Prom-ise.
Exact right length for a video. Also exactly the right amount of head bobbling.
At least Sophomores know how to EDIT!
IN YER FACE, OLD CHICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Prom Dress Websites…now the bitching and class-ism can begin weeks before Prom even starts!
Also, Prom dress website?
I’m 28…why do I feel like I should be wearing suspenders and letting my ear hair grow out?
you should let your ear hair grow out. its liberating
Clearly someone who uses that many unnecessary Z’s can’t be all bad, right? Certainly not as bad as a sophomore.
Holy shit, they had CHICKEN FINGERS at their prom??? I guess that’s what I get for going to public school.
No lie–the theme of our senior prom was…wait for it…”Titanic”. Seriously. There was an ICE SCULPTURE of the SHIP. ICE?!?! And the gift was a floating keyring. As though, inspired by the prom, we were all immediately going to get on boats that would sink but, hey, at least our keys would float.
“Poor Baby Friday. Drowning is a terrible way to go. But at least she “Sailed to the Stars” at Prom ’98!”
the theme of my prom was “Tonight, Tonight”…Billy Corgan style. hellooooo 1995!
i wore a tux that had “zero” printed across the front.
The theme of our prom was “Under the Sea.” It was held at an Elks Club. And then the theme of our 10-year reunion was ….Prom Redux. It was held at the same Elks Club.
In the process of losing track of where I live, I lost track of whether you were in Btron or elsewhere. Are you in Btron?
The theme of my prom was “Stairway to Heaven”. In 2002. I can assure you that I had no idea who Led Zeppelin was in 2002.
Haha exactly!!! Also, sorry for plagiarizing you. But seriously. CHICKEN FINGERS??? I would’ve actually had a good time at prom if we’d had chicken fingers there, probably.
My friend (IN GEORGIA YOU SHOULD GO SAY HI) had chicken fingers at his wedding. And also a macaroni & cheese bar, with a variety of fixins’. Fixins’ because it is Georgia.
I have been on that boat…it is not that classy.
We only had regular chicken. It sucked! Worst prom ever!
Is there anything funnier than high school kids’ lack of self-awareness? Also, did anyone else not have any food at all at their prom? Definitely not chicken fingers. I think we might’ve had like some grapes and cheese cubes, but that’s about it.
We had a sit down dinner of godawful chicken and pasta. Jealous?
I recall zero food at mine. We went to Burger King beforehand.
I wish I’d been as cool as you and just gone to Burger King. I dropped way too much of my parents’ money and went to fancy restaurants and rode in a limo and all that shit that doesn’t even help you have any fun. The limo certainly didn’t prevent my nip slip during the YMCA, that’s for sure.
This girl needs to get some perspective. You don’t let anyone, even the President of the United States cut you in line. Especially if they are two years younger than you.
Oh, someone is going to be taking this video to their grave, but I don’t think it’s going to be the sophmore….
She surpasses GP for lack of self-awareness, doesn’t she? When she rails against younger people, does she not think she’s a kid?
Also, why are the sophomore’s kids in her grave with her? That’s weird.
ouch.
Is what you will be saying in your grave with the sophomore’s kid in there with you. And you will be re-thinking that arrangement.
Isn’t my prom date so lovely?
Pretty sure you just got Catfished, and your prom date is actually going to be Chris Hansen.
The movie they make of this girl’s life is going to be called Teen BITCH, probably.
This is the perfect comment. Nobody can ever top that.
not even these guys?
Oh god, that was mean. I’m not usually that mean! It was a joke about Teen Witch. There are so many better jokes you could make about this video and Teen Witch. I’m sorry. I’m going back to bed. Wake me up when Jesus comes back.
Wake you up tomorrow?
Tomorrow is the end of September?
You lost me. Explain?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wake_me_up_when_september_ends
Wake me up before the rapture,
Because I’m not going to heaven solo
It makes me crazy
when you act so cruel
Hey, she left us with a pretty existential question at the end there. Do any of us, CAN any of us, know who we are? Mind blown.
As Socrates taught, “The unexamined life is not worth living, especially if sophmores are just going to ruin it anyways.”
A few weeks ago, I was talking to my high school neighbor. He just moved to the States from Baghdad and was really excited because he’d gotten a girl to agree to go to prom with him, but he was really nervous because he wanted everything to be just right. I told him that I’d gone to prom and could help him out. So, that weekend, we drove all over town together and I helped him get his tux and her corsage and the limo and made reservations at a nice restaurant and got everything lined up and it seemed perfect and the next day, when I saw him outside, I asked him how it went and he said it was really boring and that’s when I remembered that prom kind of sucks.
LA FINE’
Good thing i checked this website, because i was totes going to wear a bright orange t-shirt in my next video trashing all of the sophomorez. OH. EM. GEE! that was a close call.
I’ll be going with a bright lime green shirt now. and perhaps a baseball cap where the brim is perfectly flat and has the stickers still on it. so no one be stealin my flavor!
Whoops! People say they dislike drama, but then speak in absolutes, exaggerate consistently, swear like sailors, and clap their hands for emphasis when they talk? YIKES. The revolution starts at home.
Not everyone can say Tina Fey wrote a movie about them.
So what you’re saying is, Tim Meadows finally has some company.
If this was my daughter, I would volunteer her for a one-way space mission to search for and destroy all extraterrestrial sophomores.
True story: I went to prom with Obama. He cut in line of everyone. He also ate all the chicken fingers and we didn’t get ANY. But it was cool because I was a sophomore.
Just kidding, I went with a guy named Joe. (Not the Vice President.)
I don’t suppose anyone was clever enough to make a copy of this video before it was pulled off youtube? HOW WILL I LEARN ABOUT PROM?!?!?!
It says it was removed by the user, but I think it was really removed by Beyonce.
SOPHOMOREZ….TECHNO REEEEEEMIX!!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FszddOfp1qM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8shXr3HUS1M
If you missed this gem…
SOPHOMORES WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEEEEEEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Damn it, I really wanted to see this.
It LIVES! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EF-siO-WTUI