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Remember back in September when the first images leaked of Sean Penn in Robert Smith goth-drag makeup leaked from the set of some movie called This Must Be The Place in which he played an aging rockstar NAZI HUNTER?! You remember. Go remember. Obviously, that was hilarious. We all had a lot of fun with that one. Look at his silly head! That’s the kind of thing we would say back then. Because back then, all we had was pictures, we didn’t have the preview clip that has been posted to the Internet (and re-posted after the jump), we couldn’t actually hear his TINY STUPID BABY VOICE!?!?!
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Man oh man, what? WHAT?! What is this, I Am Sam 2: Adult Baby Goth Talk Nazi Hunter? Incredible. What is the opposite of Oscar bait? It’s where Sean Penn has to RETURN his Oscars to the fires of Mount Doom, right? Yikes. (Via BuzzFeed.)
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Oh good. I’ve been searching for the slowest, quietest, gentlest aging mentally challenged goth nazi hunter in the whole world. This just narrowed my search quite a lot.
Can I trade this Sean Penn in for the one that Madonna married? Is that allowed?
Ummm… Gabe, what are you talking about? There is no way this is not going to be absolutely amazing. Just go back and read your first sentence: “…some movie called This Must Be The Place in which he played an aging rockstar NAZI HUNTER”.
Case: Rested.
Plus, spoiler alert, Sean Penn is kind of a great actor. I mean he is a total jerk, but still good actor.
He’s doing a really good job of looking and sounding like a 50 something version of my old high school boyfriend.
Excuse me, I have to go reflect on the choices I’ve made in my life.
Was your boyfriend a member of the Cure? Because I think there is already of 50-something version of that guy.
No, but he reeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaallllllly wanted to be! He was just 25 years too late.
AGING ROCKSTAR NAZI HUNTER!!!
Never go full agingrockstarnazihunter.
A role that Bruce Campbell should be filling, not Mr. Penn.
Lars von Trier must be pretty scared right about now.
Why is Frances McDormand dressed like a cross between Heidi and a Firefighter? Also, this looks more like Sean Penn is trying to play Ozzy Osborne than Robert Plant.
There’s no way he’s going to win an Oscar with this. Everyone knows you should never go Full Robert Smith.
Sean Penn wanted me to go to Haiti with him, and I’m not strong enough for the pain and misery of a three-hour plane ride with Sean Penn.
“NOPE” — Lana Kane, Archer.
That was my phone text notification for a while… Because Lana is my “soul compass”.
He did a good job of looking pennsive in that clip.
“Penncil me in to see this movie!” – no one
HA! Your boyfriend is my grandmother!
What most people don’t realize is that Sean Penn’s not wearing makeup in that scene.
Lars Von Trier never liked the Cure either.
Oh no, sorry for blowing up your spot there.
did i just get served? is that how that works?
If you’re talking about my apology service (now open 24 hours a day! [I have lots of things to apologize for...]), then: Yes!
Hmm….I’m okay with my boyfriend being super-talented and sharing my political views, actually. But that Johanssen chick has GOT to stop calling at 3 in the morning and hanging up when I answer.
You should definitely lock your boyfriend down. Ladiez are gonna want them some of that.
“This Must Be The Place.” — what the This Must Be The Place DVD said, upon being immediately placed in the bargain DVD bin.
“Ahahahahaa!! Robert Smith can suck it!” — Morrissey
There are just sooooo many printers in the basement that we can all use.
Edward Scissorhands: Year One
Do you guys remember when Sean Penn went to New Orleans to try to help flood victims after hurricane Katrina, but ended up having to be saved by the coast gaurd when his row boat started sinking? Remember that? That was funny.
That was funny.
i find it very appropriate that the soundtrack to this is lifted off the album my massage therapist played to relax her customers. #veryrockandroll
Fuck, yeah! Mr. Hand!
Can Frances McDormand be my boyfriend instead?
He’ll probly split the Oscar vote with this guy:
How. Does this man. Have Scarlett Johannson. Living with him?
You beat me to it! I was totally thinking, “Why, Scarlett? WHY???”
Btw- Bubbles is the coolest. #TPB