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There has been a lot of talk lately about the state of women in comedy and how women can be funny, maybe even just as funny as non-women, and how maybe women aren’t very well-represented in comedy, and who’s fault is it? It’s a debate whose existence often seems like more of an insult than the actual problem it is debating. And maybe a debate that should just give it a rest. And while it is (kind of) hard to know where to stand in this debate without seeming like you’re either ignoring injustice or inventing, or at least aggrandizing, injustice, what ISN’T hard is playing a super fun party game where you turn movie titles into female comedy movie titles! It is both fun and challenging, just like being a woman. Some examples:

  • Florist Grump
  • District Wine
  • Into the Styled
  • Bridal Destination
  • Ex-Men
  • The Lyin’ King

Very empowering! So lets get to it and prove to each other and ourselves, once and for all, that women CAN be movie titles.

Comments (173)
  1. Hot Flash Gordon

  2. Gardening State

  3. Shattered Glass Ceiling

  4. The Lovely Lady Boners

  5. Knitting Hill

  6. The Womyn

  7. 20,000 Ladies Under the Semen

  8. American Herstory XX

  9. The Hunt for Red October, November, December, January, February, March, April, May, June, July, August, and September

  10. The Menstruation Agent

  11. Ms. Erin Brockovich

  12. The Herminal

  13. I’ve heard of period pieces, but this is ridiculous!

  14. Conception

  15. Major League Cramps

  16. The Breastler

  17. She’s Just Not That Into You

  18. Lifetime Is Beautiful

  19. Old Bitches

  20. Lakeview Uterus

  21. Deep Blue She

  22. The Good, The Bad and the HOLY SHIT DID YOU JUST BUY ANOTHER VIDEO GAME AND WHEN THE HELL ARE YOU GOING TO PICK YOUR SOCKS UP OF THE FLOOR?

  23. Indi-Anna Jones and The Temple of Poon

  24. Boobie Nights

  25. Yu-Gi-Go-Girl!

  26. Shop Or My Mom Will Shoot!

  27. Mr. Mom Jeans

  28. Lamaze Aux Folles

  29. Donna Darko

  30. Being Jen Malkovich

  31. Dial “M” for Menstruation

  32. Leaving Las Vegas Because There’s Too Much Objectification of Women There

  33. Citizen KitchenAid

  34. 300 (pairs of shoes)

  35. The Days of Whine and Rosé

  36. Zoolandher

  37. Better Homes and Garden State

  38. One Fallopian Cuckoo’s Nest

  39. Dirty Twerk

  40. Irate in the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Fault

  41. The Shoekeeper

  42. Gleaming the Boob

  43. V For Vagina

  44. .76 Million for every 1 of Brewster’s.

  45. Tin Diva Cup

  46. The Royal Tenenbras

  47. can’t hardly ovulate

  48. XX-Men: First Glass (of wine)

  49. More like District WHINE amiright guys?

  50. Feminist II Society

  51. Whit Stillwoman’s Cosmopolitan

  52. The Dark Night Rises (a movie about getting your groove back after a break up)

  53. Green Street Herligans

  54. Wonderbras

  55. Burn Bras After Reading

  56. The Eggy Professor

  57. Schindler’s Shopping List

  58. 12 Angry Women (who are all staring at you because of what you said to Maggie yesterday at dinner)

  59. Shop Gun

  60. More like Eight Heads in a Duffel NAG I’m not comfortable with where this is headed.

  61. Jane Austen Powers

  62. Star Wears (as in “Let’s see what the stars are wearing!”)

    I did this wrong.

  63. Milo and Clitoris

  64. 50% of the Population Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest

  65. Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown

  66. No Casting for Old Women

  67. Get Short Shorts

  68. Lawrence of a Baby, uh…

  69. Naked Brunch

  70. So I Married an Axe-Wound

  71. I got nothing. You guys are KILLING this game. Just like a bunch of violent men (and unusually violent women). Carry on.

  72. Girl Power, Interrupted

  73. Children of Menopause

  74. Slimfast and the Furious

  75. Maxipad Overdrive

  76. Subordinary People

  77. The Dark Crystal Light

  78. Through a Glass Ceiling Darkly

  79. An Irrational Solution

  80. Zima: Warrior Princess

  81. The Woman Who Loved Women

  82. Vaginatown

  83. Goodladies

  84. Some Like it Hot Flashes

  85. Blush Hour

  86. Spanx You and Good Night.

  87. I Love You, Virginia Slims

  88. Aunts

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