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There has been a lot of talk lately about the state of women in comedy and how women can be funny, maybe even just as funny as non-women, and how maybe women aren’t very well-represented in comedy, and who’s fault is it? It’s a debate whose existence often seems like more of an insult than the actual problem it is debating. And maybe a debate that should just give it a rest. And while it is (kind of) hard to know where to stand in this debate without seeming like you’re either ignoring injustice or inventing, or at least aggrandizing, injustice, what ISN’T hard is playing a super fun party game where you turn movie titles into female comedy movie titles! It is both fun and challenging, just like being a woman. Some examples:
- Florist Grump
- District Wine
- Into the Styled
- Bridal Destination
- Ex-Men
- The Lyin’ King
Very empowering! So lets get to it and prove to each other and ourselves, once and for all, that women CAN be movie titles.
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The Last Hairdresser.
Hot Flash Gordon
Gardening State
Shattered Glass Ceiling
The Lovely Lady Boners
Knitting Hill
The Womyn
20,000 Ladies Under the Semen
American Herstory XX
The Hunt for Red October, November, December, January, February, March, April, May, June, July, August, and September
The Menstruation Agent
Ms. Erin Brockovich
The Herminal
I’ve heard of period pieces, but this is ridiculous!
There Will Be Blood
Cramp and Cramp: High Flow-ltage
Hustle and Flow
Last Tampon in Paris
Conception
Major League Cramps
The Breastler
She’s Just Not That Into You
Lifetime Is Beautiful
Citizen Vain
Old Bitches
I’d watch that.
Wild Sows
Lakeview Uterus
Deep Blue She
The Good, The Bad and the HOLY SHIT DID YOU JUST BUY ANOTHER VIDEO GAME AND WHEN THE HELL ARE YOU GOING TO PICK YOUR SOCKS UP OF THE FLOOR?
Honeymoon’s over, eh?
oh man, id send this to my girlfriend but then it would remind her of how much she hates both these things.
Indi-Anna Jones and The Temple of Poon
Did you pull that title from your porn collection?
BNPG some day: porn versions of movie titles.
Yu-Gi-Go-Girl!
Boobie Nights
Oh my god, this one made me actually chortle. I didn’t even know my body could make a chortle like that.
the phrase “make a chortle” made me chortle
Drive PMSing
Shop Or My Mom Will Shoot!
Lamaze Aux Folles
Mr. Mom Jeans
Donna Darko
I’m super late to the party, but I did a rapid scroll just to find this. Very Donna. Very Darko.
Being Jen Malkovich
Dial “M” for Menstruation
The Mate Tricks
Leaving Las Vegas Because There’s Too Much Objectification of Women There
Citizen KitchenAid
300 (pairs of shoes)
The Days of Whine and Rosé
Zoolandher
Better Homes and Garden State
One Fallopian Cuckoo’s Nest
all of the upvotes!
Dirty Twerk
Irate in the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Fault
The Shoekeeper
Gleaming the Boob
V For Vagina
.76 Million for every 1 of Brewster’s.
This needs more upvotes and John Candy.
Tin Diva Cup
The Royal Tenenbras
Vagina Tracy
You win.
Well, I’m glad I ended my first day back on the highest and classiest of notes.
Not Clit Tracy?
can’t hardly ovulate
XX-Men: First Glass (of wine)
More like District WHINE amiright guys?
Feminist II Society
Whit Stillwoman’s Cosmopolitan
The Dark Night Rises (a movie about getting your groove back after a break up)
Green Street Herligans
Ther
That just sounds like a movie about Nelly.
Wonderbras
Burn Bras After Reading
The Eggy Professor
Schindler’s Shopping List
12 Angry Women (who are all staring at you because of what you said to Maggie yesterday at dinner)
Shop Gun
More like Eight Heads in a Duffel NAG I’m not comfortable with where this is headed.
Spa Game
Jane Austen Powers
Star Wears (as in “Let’s see what the stars are wearing!”)
I did this wrong.
Milo and Clitoris
50% of the Population Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest
Wedding Criers
Or Car Crashers, because women are bad drivers or something
Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown
Sorry:
Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown Eating Yogurt
No Casting for Old Women
The Patriarchy
Get Short Shorts
Lawrence of a Baby, uh…
Naked Brunch
So I Married an Axe-Wound
Pink Tacomingos
She’s Just Not That Into Euphemisms for Vaginas
I got nothing. You guys are KILLING this game. Just like a bunch of violent men (and unusually violent women). Carry on.
Girl Power, Interrupted
Water Broke World
The Womb
Children of Menopause
Slimfast and the Furious
Teeth
Maxipad Overdrive
HA!
TAM-PAX
Subordinary People
This doesn’t sound like it is supposed to. I retract it.
The Dark Crystal Light
Through a Glass Ceiling Darkly
An Irrational Solution
Suffraging Cow
Actually,
Suffraging Bovine
I’m more comfortable with that one.
Thanks, I try.
Zima: Warrior Princess
THAT IS NOT A MOVIE. BAD THAT ONE! BAD!
The Woman Who Loved Women
Vaginatown
Goodladies
Concealer Air
Some Like it Hot Flashes
Blush Hour
Spanx You and Good Night.
I Love You, Virginia Slims
This is just very good.
Holy Schmokes, I think we got a mini-Winwood.
Aunts
You mean Auntz? Not to nitpick.