I was really happy to be a Jew but then I wasn’t a Jew and found out I was a Nazi but the biggest Nazi and I didn’t think Hitler was that bad and I actually kind of like Hitler and I’m not a Nazi probably a bigger non-Nazi than you.
Good thing he’s back peddling and not back goose stepping. That would not only prove he was a Nazi, but also that he’s oddly jointed with a phenomenal sense of balance and coordination.
Well, around puberty I discovered I wasn’t attracted to the same things other boys my age were. I found I was different and I began to explore those differences to learn more about my self….Long story short (too late!), turns out I’d rather sell my movie than be a Nazi.
I’m glad he apologized AND confirmed he is NOT a Nazi. At first I was all “he’s sorry, but he’s still a Nazi, so I’m still mad.” But then I was all “Oh, he’s NOT a Nazi, that’s a relief!” Now I watch Anti-Christ knowing this is a perfectly normal guy, who is NOT a Nazi.
More of us should start issuing regular statements making sure that if we ever gave indication that we liked Hitler or agreed with him, that we actually don’t think that at all. It’s called covering your bases and people do it all the time.
After watching Death Sentence, a terrible movie starring Kevin Bacon as a father in search of vigilante justice directed by Saw's James Wan, Gabe embarked on The Hunt For The Worst Movie of All Time. This is his sad journey.
You got to admit that it was a pretty hilarious joke.
get it? He’s a Notzi!
Nick Madson’s version was better.
Turns out he’s just a regular goofball doing regular goofball things.
You need some kinda scorecard to keep up with this guy.
I was really happy to be a Jew but then I wasn’t a Jew and found out I was a Nazi but the biggest Nazi and I didn’t think Hitler was that bad and I actually kind of like Hitler and I’m not a Nazi probably a bigger non-Nazi than you.
Good thing he’s back peddling and not back goose stepping. That would not only prove he was a Nazi, but also that he’s oddly jointed with a phenomenal sense of balance and coordination.
Well, around puberty I discovered I wasn’t attracted to the same things other boys my age were. I found I was different and I began to explore those differences to learn more about my self….Long story short (too late!), turns out I’d rather sell my movie than be a Nazi.
more like a “NOT, see?”
“Lars! What the hell?! Way to back out on a dare.” — John Galliano
“This whole thing has got me tied up in knots…zi.” -Lars Von Jokes
“How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen?” -Lars Von Jokes
“Five, two in the front seat and three in the back.” -Lars Von Saveface
“No I didn’t see Antichrist! Are you kidding me? I’m into some weird shit but that movie looks terrifying!” Hitler, that one time.
I’m glad he apologized AND confirmed he is NOT a Nazi. At first I was all “he’s sorry, but he’s still a Nazi, so I’m still mad.” But then I was all “Oh, he’s NOT a Nazi, that’s a relief!” Now I watch Anti-Christ knowing this is a perfectly normal guy, who is NOT a Nazi.
Psyche?
Cannes seems to bring out the absolute worst in people again.
“The director backtracked from those words by stating that Hitler was ‘not what you would call a good guy.’”
This is not the most convincing back-pedaling I’ve ever heard.
“Sometimes he can be kind of a dick, I guess”
“I mean, I get why YOU would not call him a good guy. I mean, you just kind of look like you would call him ‘not a good guy.’”
The people criticizing Lars have clearly never met Susanne Bier.
More of us should start issuing regular statements making sure that if we ever gave indication that we liked Hitler or agreed with him, that we actually don’t think that at all. It’s called covering your bases and people do it all the time.
“OPPOSITE! Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to go film Charlotte Gainsbourg and Willem Dafoe having nightmare sex for Antichrist 2: Tokyo Drift.”
-Lars von Trier, probably
Nihilists are often mistaken for Nazis:
i wonder what dirk nowitzki thinks of all this?
He should change his name to “Liars Von Trier”
His next movie is a prankumentary called “I’m Still H(itl)ere”.