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This video is NSFW. So don’t watch it at work. WATCH IT AT THE BARBECUE! Headphones UP. Eyephones UP.
Let’s be honest, this song/video probably would have qualified as a Spring Jam after the first minute. Repetitive amateur vocals about discount chain superstore over thumping Hustle and Flow living room beat, all to a backdrop of booty dancers in a parking lot is classic spring jam material. But it was the song’s/video’s surprising turn at the 2 minute mark which saw the women putting underwear on OVER their shorts and booty dancing in the aisles while Mr. Ghetto (right) “rapped” about their personal hygiene that really took the whole thing to the next level and made this a spring we would never forget! Spring 201111111! (Thanks for the tip, DuskyPanther.)
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Azz Everywhere!
P.S. This is an example of NOLA Bounce, which all the NOLA monsters can tell you about. Other artists in the style in are Big Freedia, Sissy Nobby, Katy Red, and many others. …and this is the characteristic dance.
Q: Why do you know about this brotherladypantz?
A: Oh, I’m writing a musical with some of these artists right now and have been commuting between NYC and NOLA. Thanks for asking!
I actually know about this because of Treme !
Yeah, I think this is the song that got Davis fired.
Nola bounce FTW!!
I’m waiting for the slightly more upscale “Target” song, thank you.
That’s actually what Gabe meant to post, but he missed.
How come when they do this dance at Wal-Mart, we celebrate them, but when I do the same dance in front of Orange Julius I’m escorted out of the mall and asked politely to never come back?
Orange Julius has a higher standard.
BTW, is Orange Julius still around? One of the drawbacks (?) of living in NYC is I haven’t been to a mall in years.
Oh you better believe! There are 4 (count em) Orange Juliui (plural) at the Mall of America. Four! that’s one more than the number of Caribou Coffees. And 3 more than the number of colleges the mall offers.
oh what up Minnesota? I could write a notsewfast style post about my epic journey from Minneapolis to NYC, but I’ll leave it here.
Racism, I assume.
Yes, Racism. Call it by its accepted name, Jersey-American Julius.
Sorry, Mr. Ghetto, but if you want us to believe that you’ve ever actually been successful in meeting a girl in Wal-Mart, you shouldn’t imply that they keep their bodies clean. Or that meeting a girl in Wal-Mart is in any way a good idea. In fact, I’m not even sure Mr. Ghetto’s ever actually been to a Wal-Mart.
This was already a trend back in the 30′s, before Wallmarts even existed :
She buyin’ Summer’s Eve! She buyin’ Massengil!
When Mr. Ghetto hits the club, it’s vinegar and water shots for everyone.
My favorite part was when they were at Walmart.
I would post a daggering gif from the Major Lazer music video, but it was removed from my photobucket account for being too inappropriate for photobucket.
BUT. Because it’s a terrible rap video, I will always be prepared to post this good ol’ standby:
Rap! Rap! Rap-ah-Rap-Rap!
Damn, your science is too tight.
Call him DJ Period, cause that flow be fresh.
Causin’ hocus pocus like my man, Kurt Vonnegut.
Unfortunately they didn’t have enough money in their budget to have the dancers grind up on the senior citizen Wal-Mart greeter.
It’d be great if they somehow got that old man who used to appear on Chapelle Show that would say “holla holla holla holla holla” to be the greeter.
The market for twerk-ready video vixens may be bullish today, but I fear the bursting of the twerk bubble.
You know that strange effect when you hear a word repeatedly and it loses all meaning? I have that but for lady’s bottoms.
I am the woman at 3:57, resting her feet and pressing her hand against her temple.
Someone please tell me if this video is appropriate for when you are doing freelance work, so don’t have coworkers and such making it inappropriate, but because you don’t have the Internet, you are at the library.
Definitely, in that situation you don’t even need to use headphones.
The folk here who play World of Warcraft all day may disagree. Have you seen this here (Fletcher Free holla!)? All day, every day, same three folk, WoW.
The security guard most definitely uttered the phrase “I don’t get paid enough for this shit” all day long.
I can’t tell which I am more excited about: the fact that he celebrates her welfare card or the fact that it is called The Louisiana Purchase card. And they said government officials weren’t witty.
Fun fact: Popeye’s takes food stamps (Louisiana Purchase Card) here!
Proof that the world IS ending May 21, 2011.
Regarding their Louisiana Purchase cards: Were they in the amount of $15 apiece, and is it safe to assume those were the bouncy ladies’ compensation?
At this point, I wouldn’t be surprised if this was created with hopes that it would go viral and attract negative or ironic attention of the internet masses.
Oh, dear. I was in this exact Walmart yesterday.
Did you meet any nice boys?
When I was in college, I used to shop at that Wal-Mart.
I don’t know why but this is really hard to watch. As in, I keep having to pause it and scroll down every 20 seconds or so for a quick break. Alright, I am really gonna try and finish it this time.
I can’t believe it was only 4 minutes long. Couldn’t they have stretched those lyrics and dance moves for another two verses at least? I just wanted it to be long enough for my brain to shut down so I wouldn’t have to remember what I just watched.