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Well, we can finally cross one of the things off of James Franco’s “All The Things List,” as the little boy is now a man. Today, he graduated from New York University. I’m not sure what his degree was. I mean, I’m sure I could google “James Franco some kind of fucking degree remember?” and then by deductive reasoning, eliminate all of the degrees he is concurrently pursuing at other universities, and any degrees he is still pursuing at NYU that he only started pursuing in the last three to five days and eventually figure out at least one of the degrees if not all of the degrees for which he received a diploma today. I’m sure it has something to do with writing, or film, or dentistry, or cosmetology, or hotel management, or animal husbandry, or quantum physics. (That last one was the joke one.) Anyway, before James Franco rolls up his sleeves and enter the adult workforce (again with the jokes!) let’s dry our eyes with the travel-pack of Kleenex in our purse, and mark this important moment in his life (he is growing up so fast, although not really that fast actually if you think about it) with a caption contest!
Winner will receive special placement in this week’s Monsters’ Ball. Sigma Cum LOLOLaude! (Image via BuzzFeed.)
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So-mma Good Pie!
Off-topic: Gabe and Max interviewed on VH1.
http://on.vh1.com/kte9yD
(You guys all caught the latest ep too, right? http://www.bestweekever.tv/2011-05-12/gabe-max-like-the-internet-episode-3/ )
I wish James Franco would get another degree in ME!
another?
“I’d teach that.” – guess who
Alternate joke:
I wish James Franco would have a commencement exercise with ME!
This was slutty even for you.
*My wife I can say that.
MISOGYNIST!!!!!!!!!!!!
Really?!
http://bit.ly/mhq97c
I think you can both look forward to great make up sex. James Franco, a panty dropper even when he’s not in the same room/state/country.
James Franco mingles with the soon-to-be-poor.
As a fighting purple torch, I can proudly say I did not go to commencement today. NYU is so stupid big. Then again, I ran into James Franco in the elevator of Tisch once, but was so absorbed in the score I was reading I didn’t notice until the screaming undergrads commenced when he left.
Haley Joel Osment also graduated during the same ceremony, there are no pictures of him on Buzzfeed
James Franco got his PhD in Fancy Graduation Dinners. He’s addicted to them.
James Franco, sporting his favorite cap.
I believe I heard someone say he was valeDICKtorian of his class.
Successful method actor James Franco prepares for a his new role playing an unemployed person.
Now that I have a degree, I can finally pursue all my dreams.
Hey James I have a degree in film making, want to be in my film?
Nobody else get him Oh! The Places You’ll Go! I’m getting him that.
The best day of Beth France and Jillian Frank’s lives.
In my mind, James Franco majored in “OH FOR THE HUMANITIES JUST STOP IT YOU EXHAUST ME”.
Ahh…now I can finally relax a bit…
– Not James Franco
With that out of the way, we can now expect James Franco to rise up and fully conquer the next big stage of life, by simultaneously getting a dozen part time jobs that have nothing whatsoever to do with his degree, explaining to all his coworkers that he’s “just taking it easy while he decides what he wants to do with the rest of his life”, and that he’ll probably travel next year (to every country).
You can do it, James Franco!
Why am I even doing this? My parents don’t even show up for these things anymore.
Consider me mortar bored.
He finally got his degree. Now maybe he’ll finally find some work.
“Can you believe it! Alphabetical order high-five!” that girl, probably.
Recent college graduate James Franco, pictured only moments before moving back in with his parents.
He didn’t just carve “GRADUATED” into his arm?
WAIT DOESN’T HE ALSO GO TO FUCKING COLUMBIA
Go to bed, James Franco.
and Yale, and he taught at Yale/is teaching at NYU, also he has 5 movies coming out this year.
So very much go to bed James Franco
I will not even flinch when James shows up at my wedding and gets engaged himself at the reception. James Franco: not letting other people have their own moments since Freaks and Geeks.
He’s going to get engaged to himself. You’ve seen his practice for the moment when he gets to kiss the bride.
Film degree from NYU=James Franco’s excuse to be in General Hospital
He has to pay the NYU bills SOMEHOW.
“Take it from me, sitting through this is worse than being stuck under a rock for 127 hours.”–James Franco
“Take it from us, sitting through this is better than being stuck under Spiderman 3.”–Everyone else
Maybe I’m just hungry, but I simply do NOT like that girl’s face. She seems like she must’ve been annoying for the whole time everybody had to endure her in classes. All loud and excited to be at NYU, because Manhattan. All “The CITY is our campus!”. All “OMG I know this GREAT falafel place on St Marks that, like, nobody else knows!”.
She didn’t ask to be in this contest, but real talk, everybody.
Yeah, I kind of want to punch her in the teeth. Of course, I’ve been listening to a lot of OFWGKTA lately, so…
Yeah, I’m getting a real Tracy Flick vibe.
You should have heard her when she was on semester abroad in Paris. 24 hours a day about how she likes to get a bottle of wine, some cheese and a baguette and make a picnic by the Seine.
Uh, everyone at NYU knows that the great falafel place is on MacDougal.
@Elisabeth Bromberg. I don’t even go to school in the city and I know which one you are talking about. That place is the best….
That falafel place is universally acknowledged to be great, but have you all gone to the new to Bengali street food place on the corner of MacDougal and Minetta?
Cardamon Tea!
It’s the best!
Not yet but I am intrigued and will have to try it now!
There are no innocent bystanders – rara
She’s pretty.
that girl is actually my sister. she didn’t ask to be in this picture with one of any number of ridiculous actors attending NYU – she was simply excited to graduate college, the first generation since our parents came over from iran during the revolution. i’m sorry if you “simply do NOT like” her face, but you kind of sound like an asshole.
real talk, everybody.
James Franco in his natural habitat.
“CUT, the girl in front broke the fourth wall again. Monica, do NOT look at the camera, we’re going to pull you out if you ruin another scene. Since we’re re-shooting anyway, guy in the glasses, take your robe back to Steve in wardrobe and swap it out with one that’s not so frilly-looking in front, tell him this isn’t a renaissance festival.”
“I’ll show all these non-pillows what’s what…”
James waited hours for his name to be called, only to embarrassingly realize that he was in fact at the commencement ceremony for the only school in the world he wasn’t enrolled in.
James Franco under his breath:
“Oh hey look…is that James Franco!?”
New York’s hottest club is NYU Graduation. This club has everything: mortar boards, tassels, flowing purple robes, Asians, and white girls with squirrely faces. It even has “useless degrees,” you know, that thing where you take jacked a homeless midget, dress him in white and then press a gold stamp into his forehead.
Bless you for this comment. It made me all kinds of giddy.
These people are about to find out that they’ve all been playing extras in James Franco’s upcoming movie for the last four years. Their teachers were all actors and their tuition used to pay for craft services.
The movie’s called “NYOops”
And so it was that, at the moment of his greatest achievement, nobody seemed to pay attention as Mr. Thomas Francois walked across the stage.
…more like 127 HONORS…
Moments after this photo was taken, Franco cut off his right arm with a dull Jostens keychain.
Sure, he’s got his degree, but he’s not even close to getting his EGOT.
I’m actually pretty sure Franco is actually werttrew, so you might want to hold off on that one. I also think he might be Winwood. I sometimes think he’s everyone on here but me.
Please note that James Franco is not wearing the gold tassel that symbolizes honors. That’s because he got a D in his acting class. True story.
The D was b/c he missed too many classes due to filming a movie.
“If you’re bored with wallpaper and find gluing 14th century manuscripts onto your room to be a little common, take a good tip from my friend James Franco. He prefers to decorate his room with 47 different creative writing degrees from every school in the country. It’s also a wonderful conversation starter.” — Gwyneth Paltrow
Good luck finding a job in this environment…
“James Franco went on to attend highschool and unironically joined the school football team as star quarterback. Needless to say, he graduated top of his class and was awarded the ‘James Franco’ scholarship of excellence.” — Future biography on United States President James Franco
Hey, why doesn’t James Franco caption it? I’m sure he has a degree in Interactive Media Commenting.
Right?
I love this picture! To be fair, this wasn’t a class he fell asleep in. It was a speaker that was giving a presentation that anyone could attend at the university. It was at the end of the day and he wasn’t the only one that nodded off.
Relax, James Franco.
Probably relevant:
“These robes are great for masturbating”
http://youtu.be/MK6TXMsvgQg
As I’ve previously said, thats all I hear anymore with James Franco
“This degree cost me an arm and a….no, just an arm.”- James Franco
“Hey Molly! Doesn’t Jimmy Frankensteen look JUST like James Franco?!?!”