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It turns out that guy who tried to get a good old patriotic “USA!” chant going a couple weeks ago with ZERO help from the tree-hugging homosexuals of Jew York City (it’s not offensive if it’s TRUE) was just on the wrong train. If he had been on this guy’s train, everyone would have been on their goddamned feet, cheering for this, the greatest country on Earth. USA! USA! NUMBER ONE! USA! (Thanks for the tip, veebs and Mark.)
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It was the 6 Train right? Tell me it was the 6 Train.
According to the description it was the 5. He clearly doesn’t have time to take the Local
Upvotes for you both, because I got it. #nyc
Yesterday on the 6 Train, a girl with #SkrillexHair sat next to me and kept “leaning” on me. Then another girl got on who had condoms attached to her earrings.
To be fair, he had just watched the Food Network Challenge: Make A Sugar Sculpture That Looks Like A Crazy Person’s Shoe.
His shoe has a flavor. Obviously.
It’s like those markers. I can only assume with the vigor that he is attacking them that it doesn’t smell like the black one. Those were the worst.
racist
“racist” — Godsauce’s tombstone
“I’m talking about the same white man who made the black jellybean the worst tasting candy on Earth!”
“It’s fine. I’m fine. Everything is FINE.” – Man Sitting Next to Boot Lick
you guys caught me, my shoes are magic and taste delicious
I’m also a big fan of drugs
We get it, New York. People do weird things on your subway.
“Get it? You don’t get it.” — New Yorkers
“New York.” – New Yorkers
That man has a lucky, leathery girlfriend.
At least he wasn’t wearing socks with those sandals!
dr. scholl’s viral marketing campaign is off to an excellent start.
i’m gellin. tastes like melon!
more like bacterial marketing campaign. eh? eh? nah? ok. cool.
The guy videotaping would have said something, but he didn’t want to end up with a foot in his mouth
This guy’s a shoe-in for the next viral video star.
He better be careful though. In the spotlight, viral stars can get a bit tongue TIED.
The guy in green makes the video. He just looks at him with a casual “whatever” like it’s no big deal.
This will get about as many views as all the youtube videos of cats doing the exact same thing.
Something something french kissing shoes something punchline. (Get it? ‘Cause shoes have tongues too? French kissing with tongues? Ah, whaddayouknow…)
Something something response something Ding Dong something something classic subway.
Man Licking Shoes, Now and Forever at the Winter Garden Theater.
it’s still somehow less gross than that Man Vs. Food guy
I would lick a strange mans shoes for a Katz’s corned beef sammy right now. drool
for years that was the only way to pay for Katz’s sandwiches, but just recently they started accepting money
That guy! He has totally perfected the art of seasoning your food with your own sweat as you eat it.
I don’t think you should name your show “Man Vs. Food” unless you are willing to fight a cow on film, live, every week.
I think the guy in the brown shirt hired him to do this so no one would notice he was wearing two pairs of glasses.
Sorry, brown shirt guy, on my fourteenth viewing my attention wandered.
Man Vs. Foot
The Barefoot Count
Leather Chef America
Mental Illness!
I know this is a site where we mock lots of people for lots of things, but it kind of makes me sad when we mock people with actual psychological problems. These people are on the street (or in prison) because we, as a country, don’t fund psych institutions like we ought to. #soapboxgum
I guess this is what James Murphy was talking about
see also: Man with rat in his mouth.
that kid is straight retarded, sorry guys.
This was supposed to be a reply to bananahammock
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!! He got me again!!!
He’s a mother cat who just gave birth to a shoe kitten, clearly.
Epic beard man and this guy should do a video together
After about :10 I just clicked ahead a couple times to see that he was still licking his shoes. I didn’t need the full 1:42 to get the gist. I got it. Moving on. *shudders*
sole food?
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