Photos
Sup ninjas! Werttrew here to wrap up this guest week. I like guest blogger weeks. I mean, no offense guest bloggers, Gabe is still the best at Videogum-ing. But I like getting to read these new voices talking about the same kind of stuff we like or are interested in or disdain. Also, guest bloggers use a lot more of my tips! No offense to Gabe. I hope I’m not offending anybody.
Speaking of our guest bloggers, your enjoyment of this week’s guest bloggers doesn’t have to end today. All of this week’s guest bloggers are on Twitter: Huckabeast, Superglue, Godsauce, Notsewfast, and caringiscool. Twitter accounts for “Booger” Bradley and Nginx are not available.
Speaking of Gabe, did you guys know that there is a new Gabe and Max Like The Internet episode? Check it out!
After the jump, the five Highest Rated comments, as voted on by you, the Lowest Rated comment, The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Martin Short Tries To Kill Kermit The Frog winner, and the Guest Editors’ Choices.
| #5 |  |
Son of Gabe | May 6th | Score:67 |
|
Wow, thanks you guys! As what is likely to happen when you tell a group of 13 year olds that you are gay my friends narced on me and now my entire school knows I’m gay. Mostly it hasn’t been that bad though other than a group of seventh graders who yell “faggot” and “cockgobbler” everytime I pass them in the hallway. This doesn’t bother me though because I’ve never had a problem with the word faggot and cockgobbler is hilarious! I’m thinking about changing my username from Son of Gabe to cockgobbler. |
|||
| Posted in: Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments | |||
| #4 |  |
That’s Your Commenter | May 6th | Score:69 |
| Posted in: Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments | |||
| #3 |  |
thepurplemonk | May 9th | Score:73 |
|
Northern Overexposure |
|||
| Posted in: What Will the Name of Bristol Palin’s Reality Television Show Be? | |||
| #2 |  |
facetaco | May 10th | Score:77 |
|
So last night I had to take my dog to the emergency room after I noticed that his junk was elongated and pink. Turns out that he had become too excited, it had popped out of the sheath, and couldn’t go back in. They rubbed honey on it to ease the swelling and relax it, and told me I could do the same thing if it ever happens again. This wasn’t a cheap visit; I ended up paying $250 to get my dog a honey handjob. Sorry, Supes, but I’m on Team Cats today. |
|||
| Posted in: This Dog Makes My Case About Why Dogs Are Better Than Cats | |||
| #1 |  |
Elvis vs. Shark | May 6th | Score:77 |
|
Geez, childbirth, coming out, looks like you need to do life altering stuff to get recognition around here. Well I made a salad with 4 kinds of lettuce. |
|||
| Posted in: Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments | |||
[werttrew's note: I guess you were proven WRONG, eh Elvis vs. Shark?? In your face!!]
This Week’s Lowest Rated Comment
| #1 |  |
eega | May 10th | Score:-42 |
|
that kid is straight retarded, sorry guys. |
|||
| Posted in: This Kid Just Understands Airplane Safety | |||
[werttrew's note: Booooooo!]
This Week’s Caption Contest Winner
 |
lawblog | May 10th | Score:62 |
|
He was later convicted on charges of conspiracy to kermit murder |
||
| Posted in: The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Martin Short Tries To Kill Kermit The Frog | ||
[werttrew's note: Congratulations, Lawblog. You earned it!]
Guest Editor Huckabeast’s Choice
 |
That One | May 10th | Score:36 | |
|
The YouTube comments are pretty good: This is fake and gay |
|||
| Posted in: Some Haikus About West Haven, CT Director of Public Health, Eric Triffen MPH | |||
Guest Editor Superglue’s Choice
 |
OMGeorge | May 10th | Score:12 | |
|
Colton Burpo’s Bogus Journey |
|||
| Posted in: Some Questions About Heaven Is For Real: The Movie | |||
[Note: This was a reply to the also very funny capt clown comment “’If the movie was called, ‘Hell Is For Real: A Little Boy’s Terrifying Adventure Of His Trip To Hell And Back’ – Rated R …I’d have already pre-purchased my ticket.”]
Guest Editor Godsauce’s Choice
 |
jawnofthedead | May 11th | Score:37 | |
| Posted in: You Can Make It Up: Gabe Delahaye Buys And Eats A Chocolate Donut | |||
[Godsauce adds: "I was tempted to just give it to the entire #GreatestSandwichMovies thread, but that would be cheating. Instead, the darkly haunting poetry of jawnofthedead's comment succinctly and powerfully captured the essence of my intentions with the post. You are a true artist."]
Guest Editor Notsewfast’s Choice
 |
KajusX & Chainsaws | May 12th | Score:15 | |
|
Seriously though, my memory of COMMUNITY was refreshed watching those clips. I didn’t remember half the lines, and I was laughing all over again. When the video ended I was really bothered I don’t own Community… Everyone her has seen Mystery Team, right? If not, it’s NOW AVAILABLE on Netflix PlayNow. |
|||
| Posted in: Supercut of Donald Glover Crying is Just the Best | |||
Guest Editor Caringiscool’s Choice
|
facetaco | 4:17pm | Score:5 | |
|
Nice name, Lady. Can’t wait for her new collaboration to come out. “Song” by Lady ft. Man is SURE to climb right up the charts. |
|||
| Posted in: For The Fellas: A Video With So Many Butts, So NSFW. | |||
 |
 |
You Might Also Like
 Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments |  Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments |  Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments |  Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments |
Leave a Reply
Sign inSign in with FacebookYou must be logged in to post, reply to, or rate a comment.
Guest blogging was great
I would do it forever,
but our week is done.
We had lots of laughs,
but editing my comments
I’ll miss most of all.
I don’t mean comments
others left on my blog posts.
Just comma errors.
I feel many things,
but would not want to bore you
with tl;dr.
Let’s dance!
Wishes do come true. Thanks, Godsauce!
Thanx for the EC Godsauce! You’ve made me the happiest zombie ever.
A zombie who apparently does not know how to post gifs properly.
<3
MONSTERS!!!!!!!!!!!
Are you going to be in New Orleans this weekend?! Well, it’s your lucky day b/c we have a meet up:
Saturday, May 14
8 PM
Desperados on Frenchman St.
If you need updates as to where we are check out my twitter. I will be updating! (@dismynightmare)
I hope my Boo shows up and dances just like this with me….A Monster can dream.
Good job guest bloggers, I promise not to play favorites, but I would most want to implant into my brain Notsewfast’s introduction and Godsauce’s YCMIU if I had to pick
What a great week. And now it is time to rest.
Good enough for me.
Man, you guys all really need to watch Detroit Metal City.
WEEKEND! BOOZE! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
This just made my week. I mean, your guest blogging was fantastic, but….oh you know what I’m saying.
Jesus Christ, who does a monster need to piss off around here to get an EGOT? I’m done playing nice, it’s time to start dropping some truth bombs on you people.
Dirty Space News wears an avatar in real life to mask his disgusting goat face
“Gwyneth Paltrow” is a codename for Ian we made up so we could talk about how awful he is in front of him
Son of Gabe is a cock gobbler
lazy magnolia eats cat food, probably
Frank Lloyd Wrong doesn’t upvote anyone, ever, because upvotes remind him of his own impotence
badideajeans? More like badideaspleaseshutup
GobbleGirl tries her best, given her disability. It wouldn’t be appropriate to make fun. You’re doing great, GobbleGirl!
That One sucks
thisismynightmare, the narrator, teacherman, and Baby Friday are all just one very lonely person. Oops, did I just ruin Catfish for you?
lesigh probably has something wrong with him but honestly, who cares?
I could go on. You don’t want me to go on. Downvote me all you want, but you can’t hide from the truth.
Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see
Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see
I downvoted you! <3!
SERIOUSLY: What entity does a guy have to masturbate on to get lowest rated?
I don’t know, but if this doesn’t work next week is going to get UGLY.
Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see
Oh wow. The race for lowest rated is on now! Word of advice, just nominate Citizen Kane for WMOAT.
Now, I am waiting on my EC for my EGOT.
Um, Gabe, I really like those brown shoes you rock. This is totally unrelated to my EGOT, I just thought you should know. STAY AWESOME, GABE!
Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see
Next week we should all try and get lowest rated comment and only say terrible things about eachother. It would be good therapy. Let me try one: Gabe is a horrible father!
Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see
Diarrhea.
I have too much respect for you to downvote you, Pam. But I don’t care for the way you flippantly bring up my Goatfaceism. Goatfacism is a serious condition, a condition that affects 10s of people worldwide. Please consider making a donation to the Goatfacism Organization of American Treasures; text BAHHH to 4628, or call 1-800-HEY-GOAT.
Goatfascism:
I downvoted you b/c that’s what you wanted, but it pained me to do so. This gave me all the LOLz.
It’s really sad that you guys have to do crap like this–but it does remind me that I am superior in every way. MORE GIFS MORE BONES DISCUSSIONS SUPER EXCLUSIVE BEST FRIENDS.
Eating cat food just makes me more like Charlie Day. I’m awesome.
Begging for Lowest Voted never really works…People just upvote you anyway and slowly resent you. So, you’ll say super asshole things and still get comments like, “I COULD NEVER DOWNVOTE EMMA!” or “IS THIS REALLY A THING? UPVOTE.” Sure your monster pals will try and help, but soon you’ll even begin to resent yourself. Commenting will just…stop being fun.
FINALLY after pleading and clawing and ACTUALLY GETTING LOWEST VOTED BUT GABE IS OUT OF TOWN FOR A LONG WEEKEND AND THERE IS NO MONSTER’S BALL somehow the stars will align and you’ll have your Lowest Voted comment and fuck if you don’t even care about it anymore. There aren’t any streamers or balloons that fall from the ceiling when you get your EGOT, you don’t unlock a new ultra secret level of Videogum, it’s just over. The thing you worked for for months is over. So now what? Photoshop your Top Voted, EC, CC and LV comments onto one page, print out that page and hope that one day you’ll meet Gabe so he can sign it? Sure, but then what? THEN WHAT?
Cake.
To be fair, that kid WAS straight retarded, but there’s nicer ways to say it.
death by snoo snoo
The mind is willing, but the flesh is bruised and spongy…
Is this footage from The Hobbit?
Schools out! Schools out! Teachers let the monkeys out! Also, the movie I’m in wrapped! Also-also, all you guest bloggers were brilliant! Brilliant, I say!
Seriously fine, fine work this week, everyone. I don’t want to speak too soon, but you may have just saved Christmas.
I’m just really excited there’s a safe, supportive place for me to come out as a fan of Cougartown. (Besides at the bottom of a bottle of wine.)
I KNOW! We should get a really big wine glass and kick it while we watch CT.
Let’s all break out our Big Carls for next week!
I was skeptical, but you have convinced me to give this show a try.
Mission trip status: Successful!
Yes! Cougar Town is awesome. Now not ruin the little goodwill we have so far, but I’ve enjoyed it way more this season than I did season 2 of Modern Family
*ducks*
I really love that show, the cast have a great rapport. Their regular drink-fests remind me of Monster’s Ball. I am so highly suggestible though that I immediately reach for a glass of wine. It’s just like when I watched The Wire, so many, many WMDs.
Now will you tell us who won Elvis vs. Shark?
Who won what?
At the risk of undermining my previous post, all of the guest bloggers did a really great job this week. I <3 U!
Seconded!
Motion passed!
Great job, guesties!
They are great people too.
This week was beyond amazing. I think in the future that all guest bloggers should be Monsters–this was the most fun week in a long time!
“Smaug is mah dawg” was ROBBED!
So this was a pretty banner week for me…I officially gave my school my notice! Going back to school full-time, gonna get that PhD swag. This is me (like, probably in 40 years), but with better hair:
I am so excited, but I am also so scared.
Also, apparently, I will NOT be getting my PhD in posting appropriately-sized pics in the comments.
Congrats.
Baby Friday! Come play with us forever!
IMPORTANT QUESTION: Does this count towards my EGOT? Yes/no/maybe?
Oh man Facetaco, I missed when you first posted that, but didnt miss it in the Monster’s Ball. Congratulations…?
yes
When will the funny guy be back?
Let’s get pumped for the weekend guys!
So all I had to do to get a mention in Monster’s Ball was wait for some hack/virus/bug to flash my name on someone else’s guest post? Yay?
There are worse ways to become a legend.
I don’t know what’s going on here, but I’m assuming Gabe died of old age. It’s nice to see the monsters carrying on his legacy, though. Hope he erased his stash.
Man oh man. Boy oh boy. Great job, guest bloggers! Great job, Huckabeast! Great job, Superglue! Great job, Godsauce! Great job, Notsewfest! Great job, CaringisCool!
I had a lot of fun this week. My involvement on the site has become more casual over the past few months, and my skills at writing snappy comments with proper syntax as well as my ability to write a comment that doesn’t get marked for review by a moderator (which happened TWICE this week) are rusty.
In spite of all that, I enjoyed my VGum experience a whole lot, and I owe it to you guys. So give yourselves an iPat on your eBacks. You’ve earned it!
Ahahahahahahah I never ever thought I’d see the day that I would get into Monster’s Ball, let alone #1 spot?!
My resume just got a little more mint.
http://benzlogo.com
Fashion Female attire
Gold autumn, personality Men’s clothing + Shoes,
Travel bag that grabs an eye coat + Chao packet
Free transport