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We live in a cynical world, full of human tragedy and peppered with earthquakes, tornadoes, and Newt Gingrich. That’s why it is sad to see something as pure and innocent as ‘Charlie bit my finger’ turned into a horror movie trailer. I have placed the video after the jump in order to spare those who would rather leave their innocence in tact.
Who wants my toys? My childhood is over now.
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I wouldn’t put anything past them after what they did to Maru:
She’s climbin’ out yo TVs, snatchin’ yo people up.
I’m worried about Keyboard Cat, you guys.
I logged in and broke my lurker status just to upvote this. hahahaha.
Oh, relax. It’s not like they’re strip mining a REAL beloved childhood franchise. Hollywood would never do tha-
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Is that a movie about how smurfs are really small and they live inside your toilet and then when you go to pee in the middle of the night they crawl into your butthole and start a colony in there? Because that’s my biggest fear.
I never start a colony in anyone’s butt unless that person specifically requests one. That is the Godsauce promise!
Smurfs put the “colon” in “Colony.”
Really? Because my biggest fear is that a guest blogger (not even a real blogger) steals my identity and makes some questionable claims about the expertise regarding airplane safety of a small skeleton and when I call the FBI to report this serious identity theft shit that is going down in my life, they’re all like, “”Booger”–if that is your real name–please do not call us again. This is your final warning.”
I thought the identity theft was vice-versa??? I would’ve gladly taken credit for all of my own hours of writing! You don’t happen to go by the nickname nginx, would you?
No, I’m not nginx. The identity theft was probably one of Skynet’s early maneuvers or something else with, you know, computers, because I definitely had nothing to do with it. Unless I’m sleep-walking or sleep-guest-blogging-by-putting-my-name-on-someone-else’s-post, which I’m pretty sure is not a thing.
Fun fact: they didn’t give a hot god damn about your childhood then either. It was flashing lights designed to get you to buy sugary cereal.
Let’s all take the Hipster Oath to agree to move forward and never again intimate that anyone is raping our childhood.
did you guys see the movie Teeth (the vagina dentata movie)? there is a finger biting scene at the beginning
that’s actually a pretty rad movie, I liked it
Coochie bit my finger.
“Oh yes, there will be blood… once a month.”
#VaginaHorrorTaglines
Get out, the double rainbow is coming from inside the house!
if they do a remake of gummo with that shia lebouf boy from transformer then you know the shit has hit the fan
Sorry for asking, I guess this is before my Internet time. What’s Charlie bit my finger? I googled it and got a vid of a baby biting a toddler, but I don’t see how it relates to this short film. Is this just a short? Aside from the toddler the vids are completely different.
-Confused in Chicago
Sorry meant to say” is this just a trailer”*
Dude, if you have childhood nostalgia about “Charlie bit my finger,” then I am way to old to be lurking on this blog.