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Dan Aykroyd was recently the victim in a MASSIVE vodka heist in which 21,000 bottles of his Crystal Head Vodka were stolen from a California warehouse, probably because someone found out THE TRUTH! According to Aykroyd,
My partners and I are sorry to lose this much vodka to theft and do not condone criminal activity in any fashion, but we are happy that some consumers will be afforded the opportunity of tasting it at significantly lower than retail price.
The Illuminati could not be reached for comment.
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Well, at least now we know why Notsewfast is drunk this morning.
I knew that stuff was aimed at children
“Wait, there are no actual crystals in these bottles? Dammit!” -Crystal Head Vodka Thief
“That vodka belongs in a museum!” — Indiana Jones
Uh please, sheeple, Crystal Head Vodka doesn’t melt at that heat, it was an inside job, I’m just asking questions, etc.
Hey, they seem to have more or less de-porned gifsoup! Yay! SWF! SWF!
Single white female? I thought you were pro de-porning.
Sounds like Mr. Akroyd is having Nothing But Trouble.
After losing all the vodka, he must have the blues, brother.
Whoever stole his vodka is a conehead
I bet they hid it somewhere in The Great Outdoors.
Who are we going to call to fix this mess?…. Ghostbusters!
I was going to suggest Ghostbusters too!
For Aykroyd, bit of a DRAG; NET gain for crooks, though.
if i ever meet these thieves i will tell them that i think they are GROSSE, Pointe Blank.
One example of a terrible movie is “YOGI BEAR”
Don’t worry, Nicolas Cage just stole them to try to generate a “Based on a True Story” movie for himself.
Justin Bartha: How are you going to prove your great grandfathers innocence?
Nicolas Cage: I’m going to kidnap 21,000 bottles of Dan Aykroyds vodka.
Uh oh Akyroyd was right about aliens you guys, I don’t want things stuck in my butt
You can tell if you’re getting a black market version of Crystal Head, because the bottles got damaged in transit and wound up looking like this:
21,000 Bottles of Crystal Head Vodka on the Wall is a great game to keep the kids occupied on extra long car trips and/or interstellar voyages.
Rites of passage for space adolescents are very different than our own.
I’ve got just the thing to keep notsewfast occupied between posts today:
I think my arm might get tired dangling them in front of him all day, so we might have to take turns. I feel like we’re responsible for babysitting him today, but in a way, he’s babysitting us.
Thank god Baby Einstein Guest Blogging just got released
Stay away from Notsewfast with your terribly backward and harmful ideas of how to raise a child! The verdict is in on those things and it is BOOOOOOO.
pretty sure I know who the culprit is..
Is this one of Tom Hanks’ pranks again?
More like “Tom JOKES”
How does one even go about stealing 21,000 bottles of vodka? “We’re gonna need a bigger lorry.” — (presumably British) vodka thieves