Just in time for lunch…
Now, there are some glaring omissions in this video (Back to School!), but I think that commenters on YouTube have already addressed that issue. What they haven’t addressed is the correlative BNPG: Greatest Sandwich Movies.
This is an unofficial Best New Party Game, because it is untested and spur of the moment. Let’s see what we can come up with on the fly!
- The Full Montecristo
- Fight Club Sandwich
- Panini’s Labyrinth
- Double Deck The Halls
Now, I am going to go eat. (Thanks for the tip, Taylor!)




























Jurassic Roast Pork
Country Ham Strong
Tommy Wiseu’s The Rueben
It Takes Tuna Fish
A Tuna Fish Called Wanda
Hamson and Mortadelilah
Hoagie’s Heroes
Last Action Gyro
When Harry Met Salami
(sorry)
Grilled Cheese Just Not That Into You
Peter Panini
The Italian Beef Job
I feel like that is definitely some sort of weird sex thing
E.T.: Extra Tomatoes
Hamburger Hill
Bring it om nom nom nom
GENIUS!
Repo’ Boy
Shawarmageddon
Shawarma Mia
Shawarma Mia!
Shawarma Mia?
Meatballs Hero
Legends of the Falafel
You had me at Halal.
AHHHH!!!! j-rizzle, well done! Get an avatar, come in and have a drink.
The Cuban
Philly Cheese Stay’k Tuned
Yes Yes Yes
All my upvotes belong to you, Dusky Panther.
Alors, quel trois couleurs?
Cucumber Hummust Love Dogs
How Stella Got Her Grilled Cheese Back
Grinderhouse
oh man. i miss calling hoagies grinders.
new jersey doesn’t get it.
Aw man, didn’t see it. All my non-existent upvotes are yours.
The Skeleton Turkey
The Shawshank Rebeuntion
Arambo
i don’t know, but ‘busey’s meatballs’ has to become a thing somewhere, somehow.
busey’s meatballs.
Pulled Porky’s
Open Face/Off
The French Dip Connection
You are an MVP, sir!
Peanut Butter and Gigli
Butter Off Bread
You, Banh Mi, and Dupree
Salami and Dupree
Throw Shawarmama Off the Train
Pastrami Dearest
…The Count of Monte Cristo…
shit.
Philadelphia Cheesesteak Story
What Grilled Cheese Dreams May Come
There Will Be Blood Sausage Sandwiches
The Big Open-Face Lebowski
The Philadelphia Cheesesteak Experiment
BoLT
Ham and Cheese the One
Garden Burger State
Torta 2: Judgement Day
Pride on Bread A’Jus
Tuna Fish, Tuna Furious
Donnie Darkmeat?
Reuben, Reuben, Reuben.
Muffaletta Right One In
Grinderhouse
Twilight on the Mayo
Good Burger
Croque Monsieurs
Croque Monsters
Grilled Cheese, Interrupted
Tyler Perry’s Madea Eats a Sandwich (2013)
Croque Madame Bovary
The $5 FootLong Kiss Goodnight
…and now that jingle is stuck in your head, too.
Grillers in the Mist
Ice Scream Sandwich 4
The MeringueOver
im not even going to try to make a pun. Im actually walking to the store to buy bread so I can make a sandwich right now.
Also, PoBoys Don’t Cry.
The omission of the Big Trouble In Little China sandwich ruined my day. It’s the first thing I thought of when I saw the title.
PBJFK
Point Breakfast Burrito
Not exactly a sandwich, I know, but mostly I just wanted to say, “Utah! Get me two!”
Edward Finger Sandwiches
The Godfather

(actual sandwhich from Bay Cities Imports in Santa Monica, CA)
Is it weird to upvote something just because it looks so freakin’ delicious? I mean, sure, it’s normal to upvote a cute gif of a tiger cub falling asleep or something, but I just upvoted this because I WANT IT IN MY FACE.
I love that sandwich.
Shaun of the Bread.
The Breakfast Club
PB&JFK
Reuben Hur
Cold Cut Farm
Carlito’s Subway
The Shawshank Reduction
Caprese Anything
Braising Cain
Dr. Quizno
Medicine Woman.
(I know, not a movie. sue me.)
bill and ted’s egg salad adventure
(Tummy G)Rumble (Tuna) Fish
Big Mac & Me
Grandma’s PoBoy
Die Hard Boiled Egg
Hero?
Silence of the Rosemary and Garlic Lambs
Reservoir Hot Dogs
Some Like It Hot Brown
In Tuna Wild
Million Dollar Burger
Goddammit, you people need to stop. I am so hungry right now.
Seriously, do you know what quitting smoking does to your appetite?! I haven’t had a cigarette in ten days and I WANT TO EAT ALL THE FOOD EVER JUST TO FEEL AGAIN.
7 Pounds
(is what you’ll have gained from those sammiches)
I have no sandwich puns, I just wanted to say: Don’t Give Up!
(Today is 50 weeks without any cigarettes at all, which means that in 2 weeks, it will have been a year. It Gets Better.)
You will make it, That One. I believe in you!
I’m feeling a strange high from my first ever upvotes
Salt Pork: Bigger, Longer and Uncut
Fat Back Mountain
The Man With Two Buns
The Curious Case of Benjamin Pork Butt
Free Philly
Free Philly 2 with cheese
Sloppy Joe Versus the Volcano
Hot Pocket Fuzz
Cordon Bleu Lagoon
Miracle Whip on 34th Street
It’s a Pumpernickel Life
Slawdog Millionaire
You earned it!
The Bagnat Ultimatum
Spuckie # Slevin
Battle of the Bulgogi
Cheesy Mac & Rib & Me
Pastromy and Michelle’s High School Reunion
Midnight PoBoy
Ham and Swiss Family Robinson
Lox, Stock and Two Smoking Bagels
Married to the Lobster Roll
Double Down to You
Any Croissan’wich Way But Loose
Sloppy Joe vs. the Volcano
oops sorry
McGriddle on the Roof
The Days of Wine and Ruebens
Subway We Were
No Country for Old Bread
The Jerk [Chicken Sandwich]
Star Wars: The Phantom Mayonnaise
Salami and You and Everyone We Know
Cloudy with a Chance of Meatball Sandwiches.
Is that too obvious or cheap or lazy? Oh well!
Gyro What You Did Last Summer
To Grill a Mockingbird
Almost Gyros
starring Chris Farlafel
Indiana Jones and the Last Croissan’Wich
V for Muffaletta
Raging Bologna
Rain Manwich
I would watch this movie.
Sourdough the Rye Thing
Cat on a Hot Tin Reuben