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How do you think Maria broke the news? “Hasta la vista, baby. I won’t be back. I live to see you eat that pre-nup, but I hope you leave enough room for my fist, because I’m going to ram it into your sternum and break your god damn heart!” Via EW.
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Let's all go to the movies, and let's all see the same movie, and let's discuss it here.
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After watching Death Sentence, a terrible movie starring Kevin Bacon as a father in search of vigilante justice directed by Saw's James Wan, Gabe embarked on The Hunt For The Worst Movie of All Time. This is his sad journey.
“Remember when I said I would honer and cherish you as long as we both shall live? I lied.”
“True lies.” – Maria Schriver
I imagine she broke the news the same way I would have. From very far away.
It’s not a toomah, it’s divorce papers
“Time to die-vorce.” –Arnold Schwarzenegger, probably.
Single All The Way.
Terminated, too: judgment day in divorce court.
Conan The Bachelor
BNPG: Arnold divorce movies!
The Terminator…of Marriage!
Eraser…of Marriage!
End of Days…of Marriage!
Man, his movies are to “of marriage” as fortune cookies are to “in bed.”
Title Recall
My Guess? He become a total PREDATOR, and finds himself a nice pair of TWINS who go COMMANDO.
Also Kindergarten Cop.
Arnie probably yelled “SCREW YOU!” and then shoved a giant drill in to her face – actual scene from total recall on mars or whatever that movie was
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rziE39JWfs
I guess he screwed up one to many times. Arnie hoped time would Eraser memory but it turns out she has total recall.
too late Junior we’re through
Maria made Arnie out as The Villain but she was the one seen out and about with a Handsome Stranger.
I heard he had a baby with some one else.
Favorite Arnold Schwarzenegger story:
Eraser was filmed in Columbus, Ohio. One of my friends worked on the set and one day was asked to clean up Arnie’s trailer. So she’s in the back of his trailer, and he walks in with a young non-Shriver woman. My friend just stays where she is, obscured from their view because she doesn’t know what to do. He sits down on the couch and unzips his pants and whips it all out, and my friend turns away so as not to witness what’s about to go down. The next thing she hears is Arnie, in his authoritarian Austrian accent, bellow the command “CUP THEM.”
Is this a real story? Please tell me this is a real story.
This is a real story.
If I were the guest blogger this would probably be my editor’s choice but alas I am not
“It is a tumour”
Insert 160 puns here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDxn0Xfqkgw&feature=player_embedded
“GO! GET TO THAH LAWYAR!!!”
“This marriage needs to CHILL.” #mrfreeze
My favourite quote on facebook: “”I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle”.
It must have been hard for Maria with Arnold always going on about Sarah Conner.