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Are you a new parent looking for a way to relate real and serious airplane safety rules to your small child? Do you think that maybe having a fellow small child explain airplane safety would help your kid understand what is important – nay, imperative – to note prior to your airplane taking off? Well have I got an expert for you!
At first this just starts off like what you would expect a kid to think airline safety rules would be. “Don’t scream at all” is just a really solid rule a parent should give a kid before flying. But then he gets really specific, like maybe he has gone to flight school? Do they have flight pre-schools? Sure, “Don’t let the airplane crash in any sonic airplanes” might seem like obvious safety advice, but have you ever had a flight attendant mime that to you in the cabin while you taxi to the runway? I haven’t, but I mainly just fly Southwest, so think what you will about shortcuts. And, well, from there he just goes into some common sense advice that could be applicable to all sorts of transportation or general life situations. If I had my way, he would be teaching an all-purpose seminar with Riley the Paleontologist, during which they would cover pretty much every topic that you could ever expect to be tested on in real-life situations.
Thanks for the tip, Werttrew.
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Tiny Travolta knows what’s up.
Damn you Taco. Damn you to Donna Darko.
You’d think these restrictions would have been eased since they got Osama.
Safety 11: Make sure this guy is NOT your pilot.
Safety 12: Wear your x-ray shirt to the airport. They just let you walk right through airport security.
Safety 13: D-Don’t…. Don’t sleep in the bathrooms.
Kidding aside, the amount of salt and crystals people have been putting on their airplanes lately has been pretty shocking.
I mean a little is fine, but A LOT of crystals? That’s just being reckless.
This kid can’t even count, why would I listen to him?
If Booger Bradley says the kid knows what he’s doing, then the kid knows what he’s doing.
He does have first hand experience of a plane crash though. It’s a miracle he survived despite losing all the flesh from his torso and arms.
I’m flying on Friday so this was just what I needed to make the process safe and easy.
Warnings and rules are usually put in place after there is a case where someone has done what the rule is now asking you not to do, right? Boy oh boy, I bet the day that dude lifted a plane while it was moving was one for the books.
It seems like he learned the hard way, by dying in a plane crash, hence the skeleton costume
if he died in a plane crash it wouldn’t be a costume
I assumed he was standing in a full-body xray scanner.
Pretty sure this whole video violates the first rule of airplane safety (don’t talk about airplane safety).
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“I’m rubber, you’re glue.” – that kid
We’ll see who’s retarded when you’re plummeting to the earth in a crystal-covered, tape-wheeled death box and he’s cruising safe and sound to Boca.
“And gay.” -eega
Who is this “‘Booger’ Bradley” that wrote this? What have you done with Superglue?
I will find you Superglue. I will never stop until I find you.
Wait, what the hell??? WHO IS BOOGER BRADLEY?????? What is even going on here???????
I like the quotes in what I would have assumed was a pen name anyway.
PHEW! Crisis averted you guys. Scott to the rescue!
I am really intrigue to know what just happened. So many questions. Its like I am 5 and a half seasons into Lost.
or six seasons through LOST.
Little Donnie Darko knows what’s up.
Well there goes my in-flight dart and frisbee league.
If this kid has to worry about airplane safety, then clearly the terrorists have won.
WAITAMINUTE- This article was posted by “Booger” Bradley? Who is “Booger” Bradley and why is his profile url Krinklyman (I mean, I know that you can change your name but your url stays the same, my meaning is hey what’s that over there)?
Is he an admin helping out Superglue today? “Booger” Bradley is a fun name to say. Alliteration!
AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’VE BEEN INCEPTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How do we know you’re even the real superglue? Maybe you’re just a normal glue pretending to be super
Hmm. It seems digtochina is more astute than I. Well. I am REALLY rusty checking for things on here before I type them out. Behavior correction enabled.
He’s right about the sonic airplanes.
I do not usually like children but this video is pretty awesome so I sent it to my frisbee team (rule #6 version 2 mentions frisbees and we just love frisbees) and now we are all so happy in the midst of a rainy finals week in Ohio!
So thank you, small child! Thank you, superglue! Thank you, videogum for existing!
(PS would anybody like to take a polisci final for me in an hour? You can have my notes!)
Guys, I’m not super sure the Montessori air marshal academy is working out.
“This… this is what I write.” – “Booger” Bradley
This is tasteless. Talking about airplane safety first in a fucking skeleton costume. Sickening.
I have had it with these motherfucking crystals on this motherfucking plane!
-Samuel L Jackson