It stars Ryan Gosling (LADIES!) and Christina Hendricks (FELLAS!) and it looks awesome! If that doesn’t do it for us, and I THINK we all know what I mean, then we don’t deserve to have it done. Gentlemonsters, START YOUR ENGINES! (Car jokes! Car euphemisms?)

(Via EW)

Comments (17)
  1. I can’t wait to drive to the theater to see this!

    (Kinda weird how I wasn’t asked to be a guest blogger. We’re dealing with GOLD here, people!)

  2. You mean this isn’t the prequel to Crash?

  3. Sometimes it’s just staggering to think about how many movies there are about cars.

  4. Also Carey Mulligan for the fellas and Albert Brooks and Bryan Cranston for the people of both genders who appreciate awesome people

  5. Huck, I am going to pretend that you posted this for me and for me only.

    Ryan (you read Videogum, right?!), I am RIVETED!!!!! HAVE MY BABIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  6. I don’t give a car about this movie!

  7. Car euphemisms? Um… “That’s a nice penis you’re driving there, son.”

  8. Hmph. Bring back Drive the tv show which starred Nathan Fillion and then we’ll talk.

  9. Okay, so now I actually watched the clip, and it’s…a guy driving sedately around a city at night. This is the hook? “Next, he slowly takes a right turn! But he doesn’t signal! This is good drama, guys.”

  10. i started trying to get it done, but i fell asleep part way through.

  11. Seriously you guys dont be so harsh. Its building up tension.
    I liked it. Its something new and original.

    He turned of the lights and stoped the car while the cops were on the lookout. You expect the shit to hit the fun and it does.

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