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Gabe (me) will be out this week. These things happen, and we are all going to deal with it like adults. Chin up. Brave faces on. The numbers for the blog police and the flame war department (Boo! We are glad Gabe is gone!) are on the NUKED FRIDGE. (Pulling out all the stops. About to drop the mic in a second and just walk right off stage.) Anyway, here is the schedule for this week:
Monday: Huckabeast
Tuesday: Superglue
Wednesday: Godsauce
Thursday: Notsewfast
Friday: CaringIsCool
Please, treat them with more dignity, respect, and enthusiasm than you have ever treated me. I’m not even saying that you guys don’t treat me with enough dignity and respect and enthusiasm. I mean, sometimes you could be a little nicer but I’m not going to sit here and whine about it, and for the most part you guys are great. What I’m saying is: be better this week. If not for them, then for me. Thank you. Now, BANG THE KEYS GUEST BLOGGERS, YOU ARE THE BLOGS NOW DOGS.
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Oh man. This week’s gonna rule.
You guys, Gabe has been taking an awful lot of vacations lately. How many days of paid vacation time do bloggers get a year, anyway? Sounds like they’ve got a pretty good union.
I believe every member of the blogger union is entitled to both an unlimited number of vacation days and an unlimited supply of Funyuns.
Welcome Guest Bloggers! This will be fun!
That sounds pretty rough, actually. Funyuns are murder on your breath, and everyone knows that most bloggers’ second profession is kissin’.
Oh man, you guys. I hope I can stop pooping long enough to write some funny stuff for you.
Holy shit, what a lineup! It’s like the lallapalooza of videogum. Monsterpalooza? No, not that. Something else, perhaps.
Monster Jam? I believe that name has not been taken.
Maybe because it’s gross:
“Monster Jam” is totally taken, but I’d accept the confusion.
Llamapalooza? Lollabazooka? Lollapaloozoo? Gathering Of The Juggalos?
Monsterbury
All Tomorrow’s Commenters
HUCKABEEEEEEEEEEEEEAST!
HURRY UP AND POST SOME WORDS
So excited, you guys!
Does that make Wednesday official Godsauce Fanfiction day?
I assumed that was every day.
I love guest commenter weeks but they really play hell with my schedule. Do I commute now and hope the snl post isn’t put up for another 45 minutes or do I wait it and and hope it’s the next post.
#its kind of sad how much I plan my life around VG posts. #mlivg
Just wait, GradStudentsAreTheWorst. Eventually he’ll run out of regulars to guest blog, then he’ll have to scrape the bottom of the barrel. I’ll be waiting…
You think you’re alone at the bottom of the barrel? HA!
It’s just a matter of time until Gabe admits that I’ve been the runner up for Editor’s Choice hundreds of times, and that he’s been following my commenting career closely, and that when others just saw a bunch of dumb jokes he saw… potential.
I LOVE SUPERGLUE!!
WE CAN DO THIS, GUEST BLOGGER BUDDIES! wootwootwoot!!!
(was this comment funny enough? fuck, it wasn’t. not everyone is judging me and wondering why i was asked to fill in. FUCK. talking about it is only making it worse! I CAN’T DO THIS!!!!)