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I want you to get under the bed. Now I need you to listen to me very carefully: they are going to take you, TOO!
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'Sup, pogs!
Let's all go to the movies, and let's all see the same movie, and let's discuss it here.
Gabe loves fan fiction. You Can Make It Up features his own personal alternate adventures starring some of our favorite characters.
After watching Death Sentence, a terrible movie starring Kevin Bacon as a father in search of vigilante justice directed by Saw's James Wan, Gabe embarked on The Hunt For The Worst Movie of All Time. This is his sad journey.
Liam Neeson: “I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don’t have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have…”
Kidnapper: “Yeah, yeah. ‘Skills you have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make you a nightmare for people like me.’ Can you just hurry up and get to the fireworks factory?”
I wonder how they’ll work the 2 into the title for this one? All the configurations don’t look that swell…
2aken
T2ken
Ta2en
Tak2n
Take2
…
2a2en?
2222e2 2
I would rather watch “Taken 2: Da Movies: The Bangs Story”.
Liam Neeson: “I have a very particular set of skills. Are you familiar with James Bond?”
(muffled phone voice)
Liam Neeson: “No, not the Sean Connery one, although I do like him a lot”
(muffled phone voice)
Liam Neeson: “No, not Roger Moore, are you kidding me? He was too prissy”
(muffled phone voice)
Liam Neeson: “NO, NOT FUCKING TIMOTHY DALTON, he didn’t even have sex in his 007 movies because it was during the initial AIDS scare, give me a fucking…”
(muffled phone voice)
Liam Neeson: “Yes, Daniel Craig, exactly… So anyway, yeah, I’m going to kick your ass like that.”
The Hollywood Promise: If you like something, we’ll keep shoving it down your throat until you don’t anymore.
I liked Finding Nemo. Can I have that again?
Here you go, Happy Birthday!
Baby Friday can help you with the Spanish.
I clearly didn’t look at this very well before posting. Sorry Teach!
Hashtag literal LOL
Liam Neisson realizes how insufferable his daughter is and takes her back to Paris.
“Yes, I’m looking for Rue de Get My Daughter Addicted to Drugs and Turn Her to Prostitution? I’m sorry, my French is a bit rusty.”
One can only hope that they saw the trailer for The Hangover 2 and were like “Oh, you can do that? Call Liam and Maggie up. And bring me the original script and some white out. Mad Libs in my office in 15 minutes!”
Liam Neeson: “I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don’t have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.’
Sayid: “Almost 40 days ago on this very island I tied a man to a tree and tortured him. I tortured him as I’ve tortured many men… men whose voices I still hear in the night. Should you kill me? Maybe you should. Maybe you were meant to.”
Taken 2: Tuckered. Discovering his irresponsible daughter has forgotten to buy more cold cuts, Liam Neeson takes a nap.
Hopefully she does not follow U2′s new 360 tour t around Europe. Otherwise she’s in for a whole mess of kidnappin again!!
I just want a series of movies where Liam Neeson kicks the shit out of a different country each time. France is done. Maybe Thailand this time? There doesn’t even need to be a kidnapping the daughter plot. Just start the movie at the baggage claim and end with Liam jump-kicking the King of Thailand or whatever.
I hope that this time his daughter has to save him in a wacky mix up where he was trying to go see Justin Bieber and was put in jail.
Because that is as believable to me as someone her age lying to go see U2!
(but maybe I was just bitter because someone suggested I see this movie before I went on a trip to Paris. Yeah, thanks guy. Kidnappings! Torture! Rape-rape! All the things a girl wants to see before she goes to there. Stupid Blockbuster. I’m glad you’re dead!)
The tie-in game looks incredible, though :