John Hawkes! Elizabeth Olsen! Creeps! Farms! Cats! Cults! I’m gonna set the welcome table one of these days!
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John Hawkes! Elizabeth Olsen! Creeps! Farms! Cats! Cults! I’m gonna set the welcome table one of these days!
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Kevin Smith is all “FFFFFFFUUUUU”
Sorry to hijack this post, but…are we not doing Glee open threads now either? Because I can only talk about it to my boyfriend so much before he walks out on me.
Oh, and John Hawkes is the best.
I’ve been waiting for a Fleetwood Mac episode of Glee since I understood how episodes of Glee worked (so, like, the second episode of Glee). I’m satisfied. I might even be able to stop watching Glee now.
HAHAHA just kidding! I can’t quit you, Lord Tubbington.
A Fleetwood Mac Glee episode is something I thought of, once, as something that I shouldn’t think too much about because Glee would never do a Fleetwood Mac episode, and then they totally did! Combined with the heavy focus on Brittany and Santana, and this is probably my favorite episode of the season.
“Join us next time, when we’ll be dipping raw meat in chocolate.”
Why is it that Elizabeth Olsen looks normal and her sisters look like this?

Also, just from this trailer, I can tell she’s way better at acting than they are, even though she’s been doing it for a way shorter time.
I was super excited for this movie after I heard all the Sundance hype but she shoots kittens? There’s no way I’m seeing this now.
In attempting to flex my pedantic asshole-ness, I discovered the lyrics “I’m gonna sit at the welcome table one of these days” were not just part of a clever song from Strangers With Candy. It’s from a real song.
D’oh d’oh d’oh.
Looks like maybe she doesn’t shoot the kittens but the man. We’ll all go see it and let you know either way.