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In a lot of ways, having Shaggy 2 Dope and Violent J review a period love story like Water for Elephants is kind of predictable. Of course they’re going to say things like, “it was a big fat fucking love story,” and that if you go to see it with your girl you have a good chance of [something about skins? 1994?] because of the sacrifice you are making. Even the part when Shaggy 2 Dope said that The Notebook made him cry like a grown woman (oddly respectful way of putting things?) was almost exactly the kind of “surprise twist” that you would expect from a movie review (a “movie review”) like this. But even the most jaded Insane Clown Posse Movie Review critic probably did not expect their INCREDIBLE LOVE OF JAMES WOODS! Hahahaha. What a couple of James Woods Heads.
“Why isn’t James Woods just in every movie, it makes no sense?!” – Insane Clown Posse
These guys. Can’t wait for them to win the New Yorker cartoon caption contest. It will be, like, a picture of two men crawling through the desert, their clothes in tatters, hair and beards growing wild, and one of them will turn to the other and say, “James Woods is a good actor. Nay, the BEST actor!” James Woods 2 Dope. (Via Vulture.)
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I bet they would have liked it even more if it was “Faygo for Fat Bitches”.
I don’t have time to watch this right now, so I’m going to assume Shaggy 2 Dope said “HATED IT” and Violent J awarded it three snaps in a Z formation.
WHOOPS
I may have messed up constructing the Archives*!
*Archive of Men on Film gifs, of course
I bet they only like James Woods because of Family Guy.
A damning statement for all parties involved.
I only like James Woods because of this:
“The book is hot but the movie is mad gay, son”
“MTV.com video cannot be viewed outside the US for copyright reasons”
– formulaic sequel to the story of my life.
Sometimes I think American copyright laws are protecting me, saying “Really, gobblegirl, you want to watch this? I don’t think so. You’ll thank me later.”
I think maybe this is one of those times.
What do you think happened in their childhoods to make them want to live their lives as clowns? And not ahappy clown, or even a creepy French-Canadian clown, but a scary ‘rapping’ one.
I’m going with… the large one is ashamed of his weight so he hides behind the makeup and the other one witnessed his parents being killed in a tragic circus fire.
I’m sorry to butt in here, Mr. Lloyd Wrong, but I need to insert an URGENT BULLETIN!
*** BULLETIN *** BULLETIN *** BULLETIN ***
MS. LILBOBBYTABLES, DO NOT SCROLL BEYOND THIS POINT. THERE BE TERRIFYING CLOWNS IN THEM THERE COMMENTS.
Here is a photo of a couple of dogs riding a pony as a buffer zone:
I am going to get so much more stuff done around the house now that I’ll never sleep again. Thanks, Cake!
What are you people trying to do to me?!
BROKEN GLASS TRAMPOLINES! ASS DAN! MIDGET PONY FIGHTS! JAMES WOODS! -Gathering Line-Up 2011
Latest addition to the Seminars Tent:
“Appreciating big fat fucking Nicholas Sparks novels to get neden”
I wanna see them review X-Men: Origins. Specifically for their opinion of Magneto.
I’m inclined to give them the benefit of the doubt, but is there some documentary proof that this is a “certified” Chick Flick? Just who is the governing body that grants this certification? This Hollywood bureaucracy is really getting out of control.
when shaggy 2 dope exclaimed “JAMES WOODS” the coffee spilled out of my face from two places. and that is the story of the worst (best?) sentence i have ever written.