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Hey, it’s a tough world out there, you guys. JUST ASK OSAMA BIN LADEN, AM I RIGHT? Sorry. But it is a tough world out there. When it comes right down to it, most people are just doing their best to get through the day, and we should all be so lucky as to find something that makes us happy in this world. No one else is gonna do it for us! So, if dressing up in footy pajamas and installing a reinforced bottom to a child’s playpen so that it can support 350 pounds of man weight is what’s going to get you from sunup to sundown without blowing your brains out, more Pedialite to you. Here’s one thing, though: if that IS the thing that makes you happy, when the National Geographic camera crew comes around asking if you’ll allow them to film you taking a nappy-nappy in your big boy’s crib, please at least know that “no” is one of the things you can tell them. Keep that one in your back diaper pocket!
I like that National Geographic doesn’t go into too much detail about how Stanley is able to afford spending HALF HIS LIFE as an adult baby, or where he met Sandra, or any of a million other questions this segment raises, but they do make sure to explain that he doesn’t wear a diaper when he goes out to run errands so as to avoid public humiliation. Uh, pretty sure that was the one thing that did NOT need any further explanation. Feel like we all would have totally been on the same page with why he doesn’t run his errands in a diaper.
Good luck, Stanley! Don’t sign away the Goondocks next time! (Via Jezebel. Thanks for the tip, squidsquad.)
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Hahaha, no. THIS is my baby.
(Onesie courtesy of Ephcee)
I’m now dying of adorable cuteness overload. The onesie! The bow! The little Mary Janes! MY OVARIES CAN’T TAKE IT!
You know what’s another good way to avoid public humiliation? Don’t advertise the thing you’re ashamed of on national television. Or just don’t be weird in the first place.
Unless he doesn’t mind the world knowing that he enjoys acting like a baby, and the part he finds humiliating is being mistaken for Hugh Jackman.
I like how he reminds he is not getting any sexual pleasure from this, that’s for weirdos, not normal people who wear diapers and sleep in cribs
Yeah, this is one of those things where it’s WEIRDER if you’re not getting off.
This guys’ one-manbaby campaign to test the limits of the Bully Project is an inspiration.
This gets an “Eek” tag, but not a full on “Yikes?” Because if ever there were a use for the “Yikes” tag, this is your “Yikes” post.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go change my diaper.
Did you full on Yikes yourself?
Love it when Ian posts in-character as Tina. Love it.
Paging Dr. Freud.
I feel like this guy is greeted with a lot of stunned silence.
Something tells me that this guy is full of shit.
No wait, that is just his GIGANTIC diaper.
Nope. No. Uh-nuh. No-siree. No thank you. Negatory. Absolutely not. Nix. By no means. No.
I feel the immediate need to wash and apply under-eye concealer.
I’m still trying to figure out why there’s a lock on the crib…
Sorry Clinical Psychologist, but Adult Baby is actually very low on my “Things I Feel Threatened By” list, right in between shag carpeting and toothpaste.
Hold the phone….
Those toys are clearly meant for adults pretending their are children 3 and up and are totally choking hazards for adults pretending to be babies!
Also lots of grown ups play with Legos
Ugh. Beat me to the punch with a funnier joke.
I hope he keeps an extra spit up towel handy for when he tells people.
“The uploader has not made this video available in your country”
– story of my life
His inspiration:
LADIES.
I like how he spends only half of his time as an adult baby – I’m sure the other half is spent doing completely normal stuff.
When a grown man plays with legos……
“Oh, crap.” – Me
I have this picture in my head of an open briefcase with important paper documents for some big account and an emergency bottle sitting right next to it. You keep doing what you’re doing, Stanley.
“I love him like he’s my favorite nephew” is great.
I don’t think enough of us are asking questions about Sandra.
How did you end up here, girl?
Are you getting paid?
I’m calling bullshit on this one, you guys. I’ve seen a lot of babies in onesies and pacifiers. And I’ve seen a lot of kids playing with legos and army men. But I’ve never seen a baby in a onesie and a pacifier who had the motor skills to play with legos and army-men the way he’s playing with legos army-men. That’s toddler level activity. C’mon, dude, pick a freaky age obsession and stick to it. I’m disappointed with his lack of attention to detail.
I wish I could upvote this forever.
I’m not sure which is more terrifying.
I have the weirdest bon…
Nope. Can’t go through with that one.
“I’m not exactly a little guy.” You’re absolutely right, Stanley. You’re an adult!
Also, I love your skorts.
In England, they call “taboos” “tuh-boos.”
Maybe he was always a really big guy, even at 14. Maybe the girl or guy down the street never paid him any attention, maybe no one ever did, socially or otherwise.
Maybe this is an extreme example of what happens when people are so marginalized and ignored by the demand to be beautiful and normal, and sexual needs get so repressed and ignored, that the individual reverts back to a time when sexuality hadn’t even happened.
Maybe this is his cry for help…? His cry for a fellow “adult baby” he can finally play with…? His voice quavers, he’s nervous…I’m sad for Stanley and also hopeful.
I hope he finds someone to connect with in his life.
Me too! I don’t know if it shows it in the clip but I watched the whole episode and was creeped out until he said how it allows it to pretend none of the abuse in his childhood happened and after he said it he made a few liitle facial expressions that just looked so nervous and desperate and lonely all at once that it was pretty heartbreaking and I felt so bad for him. I think one reason he was ok about being on tv with it is because he likely doesn’t go out much anyway or have any friends so there’s not much danger he’ll be made fun of. There is no one to do it.
You know what? NO! There are no excuses. Lots of people have unfortunate things done to them or have unpleasant experiences in their formative years. The difference is that they don’t spend the subsequent rest of their life ACTING LIKE A FRAKKING BABY! This guy is a freak simple and plain.
i can relate. after a long day at work serving the public, alls i really wanna do is come home, crack open an ice cold bottle, and go into “baby mode” while i wait for the nice lady who takes care of me HALF the time to change my diaper.
on the real, though, stanley is pretty good at carpentry.
This video is even funnier if you imagine he’s Cam from Modern Family.
“There are dozens of us! DOZENS!”
Thanks for making the alphabet puzzle mat I use with the kids I babysit SUUUPER CREEPY, dude!
I’m sure his very attractive girlfriend is completely supportive.
One of the weirdest things about this is when they were talking about how in their spare time they run an online group for other adult babies and Sandra (the pretend mom) said that their members ages range from 9-92. Nine?!?!?!? First off, nine year olds don’t have too much biz on the internet, especially finding fringe fetish groups (because for most of them it is a sexual thing). I’ve know kids can regress to acting like babies when a new sibling comes along and they’re jealous but if this is about stress and doing it as therapy….I mean what is going on with that nine year old that they want to do this?
Also, aren’t most 92 year olds pretty much actual adult babies anyway?
Also the mentioned in the show that both of them are on disability, so I guess that is how they have the time and money for it.
We’re gonna need a bigger crib!!
Sorry, Dr. Sheela Stocks, growing up is not a “cultural norm.” It is a thing EVERYONE DOES, EVERYWHERE. Because if we all decided to not grow up, we would quickly run out of apple juice and Frosted Flakes and everyone would die.
“no. no no no. no. no no no no. no. nu uh. no.” – what every comment on here should have looked like
I feel guilty about the fact that this made me feel pretty good about where I’m at in my life.