Smooth jazz or SMOOTHEST jazz? (Thanks for the tip, Merrill.)
My favorite part is his username.
“Oh, RK1111111111 is taken? What about RK11111111111? No? Sweet. I’m on it.”
Who is dorky enough to know that he is playing a cornet, not a trumpet?
Seriously though, who uses a cornet (pretty much a trumpet) for jazz?
also dorky… his mouth placement is off. For the trumpet it should be about even between upper lip and bottom lip, right? Right.
So, no movie trailers today? No Gwyneth Paltrow condescension and/or upskirts? No auto-tunable local news coverage? Just this Bin Laden thing, huh?
Can I get a sogood.gif please?
“Blog posts are just like the notes in jazz, it’s the posts that aren’t about Osama Bin Laden that matter.” — Dr. Jazz, the Jazz doctor
“Dr. Jazz is a nerd.” – Dr. Love, KISS bassist
“Actually, Gene Simmons is the Kiss bassist”- Kiss nerd
But I thought Gene Simmons was Dr. Love. I take it Paul Stanley is the good doctor?
Paul Stanley was the Love Gun. I guess Peter Criss is Beth.
“NOBODY wants to be a Love, too.”
FWIW: Dr. Jazz, the Jazz doctor sprung from my brain, but I desperately want her* to be a really person.
*Did you immediately think that Dr. Jazz was a guy? You just got proven sexist by the Sexist Prover.
To be fair, it was just an hororary degree. One day, women. One day.
I did think Dr. Jazz was a guy, but that’s mostly because I think of jazz enthusiasts as the nerdy virgins of the music world.
Not a knock on jazz enthusiasts, as I like jazz myself, just an association I have.
For further jazz related inquiries, please contact the Jazz Hotline at 251-251-6251 ext. 6251.
FLW deserves way more upvotes for this
Dude it’s Bin Laden Day, play Taps while a weird animated butterfly floats around
I understand that both the butterfly and flower made it through that, but a little part of me just died.
I was waiting for either the butterfly to get sucked into the coronet or for the flower to wilt. Benny Hill lied to me.
If anything, his face is TOO dry.
someone needs to tell this guy valve oil doesn’t go on the face
The Girl from EEP-anema, amirite? Yeesh
Osama’s favorite jazz standard: Jihad To Be You.
Favorite Motown: Pakistan By Me
Favorite Children’s Song: The Farmer in the Infidel
Favorite Barenaked Ladies Song: If I Had A Million Dollars, I’d Buy You a Compound
Another very strong jazz joke. I like these jazz jokes. Gabe, can we have more setups for great jazz jokes please? This is making very nice feelings for me.
Louis Armstrong was right. What a wonderful world, indeed.
Unless you’re Osama Bin Laden.
CathyMay15′s soulmate, perhaps?
come on you guys sing a long with me
Q) What do trumpet players use for birth control?
A) Their personalities.
No they would totally use a mute, ’cause to soften tru- ohhhhhhhh, I see what you did there…
Butterfly in the sky
I could fly twice as high
Take a look, it’s in a book, a reading rainbow
This jazz … needs some zazz
I’d like to see those butterflies take on the birds from Birdemic.
This guy, is not my kind of guy.
well, i was going to try to get some laundry done today and maybe work up a meal plan for the week, but after this very smooth jazz i’m just going to end up masturbating all day. SOMETHING has to be done to deal with all the sensual sexy vibes that this churned up.
Was he playing at gunpoint? He was playing at gun point.
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