Posted on Apr 29th, 2011 by Gabe
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In Herman Dune’s “Tell Me Something I Don’t Know,” Jon Hamm picks up a blue puppet thingamajig that is hitchhiking on the side of the road. LADIES?!
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I wish Jon Hamm would pick me up and take me for a ride. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?! You know…

Obviosuly you mean that you’ve never seen Freeway.
He doesn’t have a mustache…
Mmmmmmmmm…………..

Lucky puppet. I’ll bet Kermit is green with envy.
Kermit Bale gifs??????

I’m worried about Huckabeast, you guys.
Jon I do not think that blue puppet can pay for gas money
And I don’t think that puppet has any grass. If truck stop bumper stickers are accurate, that only leaves one horrifying option.
This.
what a weird looking bear hat
…..and then the puppet says “Yes I need you to get this man off my ass”!
this might need to be my new desktop wallpaper.
I don’t have anything witty to say because my heart just exploded from too much happiness.
Gabe was right, he really IS a big old goof!
I would let him put his “Jon” in my “Hamm” if you know what I mean.
Please, be a grown-up and just say it. You know…

Oh, you mean I should have said I’d let him put his “Hamm” in my “Jon”? (Strangely, that one may make more sense).
I guess what I’m trying to say is that I am as hetero as the day is vertical, but I am gaybones for Jon Hamm and I don’t care who knows it.
As we all know, you say anything related to anybody on Mad Men, and you get this:
Joan gifs are the best gifs. — Harry S. Truman
I want to be Joan when I grow up.

LOL domestic violence!
“Wastin’ away again in Margaritavilla. Now that’s real music. Jimmy Buffet doesn’t need blue puppets to make a great song.”–Mr. Coconuts
Now with added Emma:

Monster Q&A:
Q: FLW, do you know how to reply properly to a thread on Videogum?
A: No. No, apparently I do not.
In the end he falls in love with musicians. More like TRAGEDY OR DIE, amirite?
#bittergum
Hasn’t Don Draper learned anything about picking up hitch-hikers?
So wait? If I dye myself blue do you think Jon Hamm would pick me up? I’m just asking, because you know, I’m open to it.
That was IN ACTUALITY the best movie picture I’ve seen in quite a while (for the sake of preserving my genuineness in this statement, let’s pretend I didn’t see parks and rec last night, and peed a little right from the opening “hello”=>*headbump*)
ALSO: best first day in human civilization. hands down. It DOESN’T get better Li’l Blue!!!