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Georgie Shore trailer, you WANKERS (get it? I hate it!):
Poor England. First Gwyneth Paltrow buys all their castles, and now this! Just kidding, those bullocks deserve it. NEXT TIME DON’T THROW ALL OUR TEA IN THE OCEAN! I’m sure that I got that right, that it is historically accurate, and that I’ve definitely understood which side did what in the thing that happened. It’s called herstory, look it up. (Of course, in England they call “herstory,” “lorriestory.”) (Via WarmingGlow.)
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Serves them right for getting cool shows like Misfits. This balances it out a little bit.
Somehow watching chavs drink too much Strongbow isn’t as much fun
I watched this last night. Is it real? This can’t be real, right? Is there a Geordie Shore? Do real English people call it that? Are there any UK Monsters who can confirm any of this? I’m going to take a nap now.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-11140142 !
I’ll field this one. Nope, Geordie Shore has never been used as a phrase until this show. My flatmate’s from Newcastle so all I’ve learned about it is that triple measure drinks are popular at the bars and there’s an unwritten rule that nobody can wear a jacket on a night out. Ever.
“I don’t kiss anyone without a six pack.” “I can talk the back legs off a donkey.”
These ones have weird powers.
It took me a second to get that six pack line. At first, I thought she was saying she had to drink a six pack to work up the nerve to kiss someone.
I’m sure both are true.
Still not as weird as “I can manipulate milk.”
That James guy is built like a Lorry. Dead sexy, he is.
I got excited for a second thinking it would be a bunch of Chavs which would be the best show ever, but then it was just a bunch of guidos* with British accents.
*You guys call them lorries in the UK.
Gym Tan Lorries
Guvnor Tea Lorries, you mean.
Gwyneth Tally-ho! Lager
Lorries Lorries Lorries
You stalked my entire life on the lorry.
I thought this was England’s version of the Jersey Shore:
both are known for their cows
DING DONG!
These catchphrases are gold.
“My biggest fear is turning into Gabe.”
I told the girl who’s “fierce, flirty and double-f” that she was alliterative. She threw a drink in my face. sigh. I’ve really got to work on my pick-up routine.
Sampling of shows we import from Britain:
American Idol, Shameless, Being Human, The Office
Shows we export to Britain:
Jersey Shore
that’s fair, right?
Woof. Russia has it worse:
Being Human is a good show.
they were supposed to all be good shows. Idol may be a trainwreck now, but the first few seasons were a national event
To be fair, they’ve given us some pretty bad shows, too, including Wife Swap and a sitcom starring Rob Schneider.
I’m excited for Jay “Rather Quite A Predicament”
How do pasty white English people get such a nuclear shade of orange?
Dryer sheets composed entirely of cheetoh dust.
Is there a word for the feeling you get when you’re simultaneously aroused, repulsed, and hungry?
There’s probably a German word for that. I’m going with “lustrepulsehunger”.
That’s better than mine. I was just calling it “Snookie.”
Angewidertenaufgewecktenhungerin.
I forgot to caption my image, but I don’t think it needs a caption. As a rebuttal, I present:
I know that snacks are not sentient, but I feel really bad for those Cheetos right now.
If we’re sticking with the theme, those are wotsits.
Cheetos as lube anyone?
That seems like it would require a very fundamental misunderstanding of what lube even is.
Two England-related posts in one morning? I think someone’s got Royal Wedding Fever.
Just in time for the fast-approaching Royal Smooshing!
Meh. Call me when these two have a baby:
Oh Jordy, you were a shining oasis of hope nestled in the forlorn pop charts of the early 90s. May your music rest in pop heaven between “Brenda’s got a baby”, “Polly” and “Black Hole sun”.
Jordy’s too sexy for that group. Too sexy for that group.
Little known fact: Jordy is Brenda’s baby.
I assume this thread is just an excuse to shamelessly post Jersey Shore gifs right? Right?
Why do all the Jersey Shore spinoffs make Jersey Shore look like high art? How is this possible?
I guess Jersey, UK just isn’t big enough for that many douchebags
Lol Greg looks mad out of place. Them UK’s hoez is pretty hot.
I mean, can you really recreate a show about talentless assholes doing nothing?
It just won’t be the same.
Oh boy this show appears to join my love of reckless sex with my love of the british accent.
That’s weird because I thought England had already gotten its own Jersey Shore:
http://www.avclub.com/articles/oscar-wilde-takes-on-jersey-shore-hilarity-ensues,55071/
Oh no! I’m from Newcastle. This is worse then when they shut down all the Newcastle Brown Ale mines and everyone had to get a job in Gregs. Seriously though, this is the worst.
MTV and MTV Europe = ))((
Back and forth forever.
Curses! My alligators were removed for looking too much like html! Sneaky alligators.