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Well, at long last, spring has finally spronged! I don’t know where you are sitting right this second, but where I am sitting right this second it is GORGEOUS outside. Holy moly. Sometimes you almost forget what it is like to be a human being in a world where beauty and wonder is still possible, and then it’s 65 degrees and sunny outside and you are like “Oh, that’s right! Not today, roof, jump off YOURSELF!” That whole “it gets better” campaign was about New York weather patterns, right? ANYWAY, this hard-earned spring fever calls for a celebration! How about a “party” that is actually just a pun-based word-game on a pop culture blog?! BYOB. So, spring movies, and no, we haven’t played this one yet, if you can even believe it (although “Warmer Movies” does come pretty close, but it’s not Summer, Fall, Winter, WARMER, now is it? I don’t think it is. IMDB it.) So:
- SnowCone Dogs
- St. Elmo’s Playing In A Fire Hydrant
- Tulips For Algernon
- Tommy Wiseau’s The Bloom
- First Robin Of Spring Hood
Oh good, another reason to stay indoors. At last!
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AllerG-Force
AllerG-FIRST!!!!!!
The Spring’s Speech
The King’s Peach Blossom
Along Came Pollen
A Time to Grill
The Not-so-big Chill
(You only need a light jacket)
He’s Just Not That Into Dew
Friday Night Light Jackets
Gone With The Windbreaker
That should be G(On)e With The Windbreaker, duh
Four Weddings and a Month Without a Weekend to Do What I Damn Well Want
Born On The Fourth of May
May the 4th be with you, R2.
Tenacious D in the Picnic of Destiny
The Wicker May Basket Man
MARCH of the Penguins
The Spring
The Spring 2
Springu
The Lord of the Spring
Equiknocked Up
Fresh Blades of Grass Runner
Along Came Pollen
The Donna Darko Affair
Oh, Goddamnit. How did I miss that?
The Sodfather
The Bloomy Project
Lord of the Rings, Pirates of the Caribbean, Elizabethtown… really anything with Orlando Bloom in it.
Hay Fever Pitch
Orange Juice with Pulp Fiction
Cloudy with a Chance of Showers
Indiana Jones and The Trip To The Florist
Bloom
No More Frost/Nixon
Gummo All Up In My Shit
Green Thumb Luke
No Country for Old Man Winter
Babies
What’s Up, Tiger Lily?
Flowerpickable Me
There Will Be Blossoms
I knew there was something for that movie.
The Dandelion King
Flowers for Algernon
Dammit. This is why I should read instructions.
Guys, Flowers for Algernon is the short story that made me cry in English class in seventh grade. Charlie is the weird hippie movie adaptation. These things are important.*
*To me, for some reason.
Sun flew over the Cuckoo’s Nest
The Devil Wears A Light Sportcoat
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen Cherry Blossoms
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Seedlings
Dandelions For Lambs
Tu-lip Blacktop
Might Joe Young Inside Man’s Big Fancy Turns To Thoughts Of The Love Guru
Garden State
Gardenia State
Broken May Flowers.
Pieces of April Showers
Down By Lawn
mother may i sleep with danger
The Great Landscape
Precipitation: Based on the novel by Sapphire
Steal Magnolias (from my neighbor’s garden)
Donnie Less-Darko
Baby Lamber
Gardening State
No Country For Snowmen (I’m gonna try to use this in every BNPG. Cool? Cool.)
Spring Training Day
Legends Of The Spring
The Florist
Daylight (Savings Time)
Public Anemones
Tiptoes…Through the Tulips
Love and Other Bugs
Jogger & Me
In The Land of Lilacs
Lawnmower, Man!
austin flowers
Fertility Thriller
Bloom Valentine
rain man
Forget-me-notting Sarah Marshall
500 Days of Summer: The Prequel
Tanktop Gun
Sleeveless than Zero
SLEEVELESS IN SEATTLE
Tankini Girl
Annie Haltertop
Das Boatshoe
Short Shorts Cuts
quit talking to yourself
no you.
8 1/2-shirt
Dr. Springlove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Begonia
Hop into Claritin-D
bee season
Tulip and Die in LA
Raging Barbeque
Saving Private Ryan A Hot Dog
Spring’s Bone
Seventh inning stretch Samurai
I like a Lion out like For Lambs
The Butterfly net Effect
Marigoldfinger
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Bloom
A History of Violets
Freesia Willie
Fahrenheit 100°
Birth of a Carnation
Waiting For Chrysanthemum
It Takes Tulip
Life Is Beautiful
Pastel Swan
The Discreet Charm of the Bougainvillea
Marvin’s Bloom
Leaf it to Beaver
Sun Like it Mild
Some Like It 65 degrees Fahrenheit
Across the Petuniaverse
Dr. Strange Glove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Mow the Lawn
Das Rainboot
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Snapdragon
Peter & Pollen
Decongesting Harry
Persephone Girl
Point Spring Break
Saturday Night Hayfever
Kevin Smith’s “Hit Somebody With The Spray From Your Fan, You Know The Kind That Sprays?”
The Crow-cus