Well, at long last, spring has finally spronged! I don’t know where you are sitting right this second, but where I am sitting right this second it is GORGEOUS outside. Holy moly. Sometimes you almost forget what it is like to be a human being in a world where beauty and wonder is still possible, and then it’s 65 degrees and sunny outside and you are like “Oh, that’s right! Not today, roof, jump off YOURSELF!” That whole “it gets better” campaign was about New York weather patterns, right? ANYWAY, this hard-earned spring fever calls for a celebration! How about a “party” that is actually just a pun-based word-game on a pop culture blog?! BYOB. So, spring movies, and no, we haven’t played this one yet, if you can even believe it (although “Warmer Movies” does come pretty close, but it’s not Summer, Fall, Winter, WARMER, now is it? I don’t think it is. IMDB it.) So:

  • SnowCone Dogs
  • St. Elmo’s Playing In A Fire Hydrant
  • Tulips For Algernon
  • Tommy Wiseau’s The Bloom
  • First Robin Of Spring Hood

Oh good, another reason to stay indoors. At last!

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  1. AllerG-Force

  2. The Spring’s Speech

  3. Along Came Pollen

  4. A Time to Grill

  5. The Not-so-big Chill
    (You only need a light jacket)

  6. He’s Just Not That Into Dew

  7. Friday Night Light Jackets

  8. Four Weddings and a Month Without a Weekend to Do What I Damn Well Want

  9. Born On The Fourth of May

  10. Tenacious D in the Picnic of Destiny

  11. The Wicker May Basket Man

  12. MARCH of the Penguins

  13. The Spring
    The Spring 2
    Springu

  14. The Lord of the Spring

  15. Equiknocked Up

  16. Fresh Blades of Grass Runner

  17. Along Came Pollen

  18. The Sodfather

  19. The Bloomy Project

  20. Hay Fever Pitch

  21. Orange Juice with Pulp Fiction

  22. Cloudy with a Chance of Showers

  23. Indiana Jones and The Trip To The Florist

  24. Bloom

  25. No More Frost/Nixon

  26. Gummo All Up In My Shit

  27. Green Thumb Luke

  28. No Country for Old Man Winter

  29. Babies

  30. What’s Up, Tiger Lily?

  31. Flowerpickable Me

  32. There Will Be Blossoms

  33. The Dandelion King

  34. Flowers for Algernon

  35. Sun flew over the Cuckoo’s Nest

  36. The Devil Wears A Light Sportcoat

  37. Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen Cherry Blossoms

  38. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Seedlings

  39. Dandelions For Lambs

  40. Tu-lip Blacktop

  41. Might Joe Young Inside Man’s Big Fancy Turns To Thoughts Of The Love Guru

  42. Garden State

  43. Broken May Flowers.

  44. mother may i sleep with danger

  45. The Great Landscape

  46. Precipitation: Based on the novel by Sapphire

  47. Steal Magnolias (from my neighbor’s garden)

  48. Donnie Less-Darko

  49. Baby Lamber

  50. Gardening State

  51. No Country For Snowmen (I’m gonna try to use this in every BNPG. Cool? Cool.)

  52. Spring Training Day

  53. Legends Of The Spring

  54. Daylight (Savings Time)

  55. Public Anemones
    Tiptoes…Through the Tulips
    Love and Other Bugs

  56. Jogger & Me

  57. In The Land of Lilacs

  58. Lawnmower, Man!

  59. austin flowers

  60. Fertility Thriller

  61. Bloom Valentine

  62. Forget-me-notting Sarah Marshall

  63. 500 Days of Summer: The Prequel

  64. Tanktop Gun

  65. Dr. Springlove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Begonia

  66. Hop into Claritin-D

  67. bee season

  68. Tulip and Die in LA

  69. Raging Barbeque

  70. Saving Private Ryan A Hot Dog

  71. Spring’s Bone

  72. Seventh inning stretch Samurai

  73. I like a Lion out like For Lambs

  74. The Butterfly net Effect

  75. Indiana Jones and the Temple of Bloom

  76. A History of Violets

  77. Freesia Willie

  78. Fahrenheit 100°

  79. Waiting For Chrysanthemum

  80. Life Is Beautiful

  81. Pastel Swan

  82. The Discreet Charm of the Bougainvillea

  83. Marvin’s Bloom
    Leaf it to Beaver
    Sun Like it Mild

  84. Some Like It 65 degrees Fahrenheit

  85. Across the Petuniaverse

  86. Dr. Strange Glove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Mow the Lawn

  87. Das Rainboot

  88. Crouching Tiger, Hidden Snapdragon

  89. Peter & Pollen

  90. Decongesting Harry

  91. Persephone Girl

  92. Point Spring Break

  93. Saturday Night Hayfever

  94. Kevin Smith’s “Hit Somebody With The Spray From Your Fan, You Know The Kind That Sprays?”

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